Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

MsBubbles · 21-01-2015 12:05PM

Lexie buy shoes instead

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 21-01-2015 12:07PM

Garlic! The reek of that person's breath this morning.
Foul!

whiskeyman · 21-01-2015 12:10PM

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

Garlic! The reek of that person's breath this morning.
Foul!

I think coffee + cigarettes breath is worse.
It's like a reeking toilet bowl, full of a bowels unwanted kids after a curry frenzy.

21-01-2015 12:17PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

*after last night's encounter with a full bodied rioja this may not have been strictly true this morning :pac:

A full bodied rioja, so thats what wer'e calling this new fella is it...?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 21-01-2015 12:20PM

whiskeyman wrote: »

I think coffee + cigarettes breath is worse.
It's like a reeking toilet bowl, full of a bowels unwanted kids after a curry frenzy.

Touché! That's me out of favour so. I'm now sitting in the garden with a mug of coffee and a cigarette.
Boy do I feel self conscious right now. Just as well there's nobody within a half mile of me.

Frigga_92 · 21-01-2015 12:21PM

People telling stories about people with special needs, who may not understand the difference between right and wrong nor understand that what they are doing is not acceptable, looking for laughs.
People who start these stories with "my friend's daughter has special needs... but she's a lovely girl" because people would automatically assume special needs = not lovely girl.

Give me strength.

Vel · 21-01-2015 12:21PM

When you get on the Luas and end up standing beside an oddball, in this case a guy who spent the entire journey talking to himself and gesticulating widly with his hands, interspersed with bouts of wild screechy laughter. This in itself is a TA, worrying if he is likely to try to grab a hold of one of your legs and dine on it while sipping on a fruity chardonnay!

But what is even more TA is in between staring at him, all of the other passengers also decided to have a good stare at me, being the person standing closest to him, to gauge my reaction. Never has appearing to be non-chalant been so hard!

eisenberg1 · 21-01-2015 12:26PM

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

People telling stories about people with special needs, who may not understand the difference between right and wrong nor understand that what they are doing is not acceptable, looking for laughs.
People who start these stories with "my friend's daughter has special needs... but she's a lovely girl" because people would automatically assume special needs = not lovely girl.

Give me strength.

Almost as bad as "And does he take sugar in his tea?"

redfacedbear · 21-01-2015 12:28PM

Log on to check my bank account in the vague hope there might be a bit of loose change rattling about that will get me through till payday - discover a DD that normally goes on the 25th(ish) has already been presented!

So, no lunch and a bounced payment today!

What sort of grinchy company would do a January DD payment run early? It's bound to just lead to more admin work for them.

Wise Old Elf · 21-01-2015 12:32PM

Had to get the luas this morning and there was a junkie trying to make friends with some poor innocent bloke making his way to work, phrases included "ah I'm only kidding ya skin". It's 7a.m. don't even attempt to talk to me " skin".

I also dislike job interviews!

OldNotWIse · 21-01-2015 12:50PM

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

Touché! That's me out of favour so. I'm now sitting in the garden with a mug of coffee and a cigarette.
Boy do I feel self conscious right now. Just as well there's nobody within a half mile of me.

Oh Gawd the bang in here. Was Jaxen Curved Shaver about? :pac:

OldNotWIse · 21-01-2015 12:54PM

Vel wrote: »

When you get on the Luas and end up standing beside an oddball, in this case a guy who spent the entire journey talking to himself and gesticulating widly with his hands, interspersed with bouts of wild screechy laughter. This in itself is a TA, worrying if he is likely to try to grab a hold of one of your legs and dine on it while sipping on a fruity chardonnay!

But what is even more TA is in between staring at him, all of the other passengers also decided to have a good stare at me, being the person standing closest to him, to gauge my reaction. Never has appearing to be non-chalant been so hard!

Yes! I know exactly what you mean! It's the same when something happens like a baby grabs onto your bag or coat and everyone is waiting for you to smile and laugh etc or if someone who might be pregnant or might be old gets on and you're closest to them. Will she give up her seat? Will the fat/young person be offended? Grab the popcorn and coke!

Wise Old Elf · 21-01-2015 12:57PM

I made a mistake on a job application. I had the wrong year down for when I finished college. I have never done this before and am quite annoyed at myself for making such a fundamental mistake.
Dopey f*ck.

OldNotWIse · 21-01-2015 12:59PM

Jake1 wrote: »

A full bodied rioja, so thats what wer'e calling this new fella is it...?

I do love a full bodied rioja with a bit of cheese

MsBubbles · 21-01-2015 12:59PM

WiseOldElf don't be so hard on yourself. I've made that mistake myself. It's easy to do when you're nervous.
Good Luck with the interview

jimgoose · 21-01-2015 01:02PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I do love a full bodied rioja with a bit of cheese

I see our euphemisms are moving up-market. So much for beer and kebab, now it's all cheese-and-rideya!

Rosie Rant · 21-01-2015 01:09PM

TA'd that I'm disgusting right now. Covered in germs and drowning in phlegm.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 21-01-2015 01:10PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Oh Gawd the bang in here. Was Srameen about? :pac:

You mean Mrs S? No, she is visiting old work friends. Hence coffee and cigarette in the garden. If she was here we'd be indoors, as she is always too cold.

I'd better get the mouthwash out before she gets back.:eek:

Frigga_92 · 21-01-2015 01:12PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

TA'd that I'm disgusting right now. Covered in germs and drowning in phlegm.

I thought that said gems. I was thinking being covered in gems sounds okay :pac:

redfacedbear · 21-01-2015 01:16PM

Finding it really hard to write the date today - 21/01/15 keeps coming out as 21/15/15 - still haven't written /14 yet though - which is odd.

eisenberg1 · 21-01-2015 01:18PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

TA'd that I'm disgusting right now. Covered in germs and drowning in phlegm.

Are you on the DART?

Rosie Rant · 21-01-2015 01:18PM

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

I thought that said gems. I was thinking being covered in gems sounds okay :pac:

Then I'd just be a pretty , sparkly disgusting person

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Rosie Rant · 21-01-2015 01:20PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Are you on the DART?

No, not inflicting myself on the public today. You're welcome

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21-01-2015 01:21PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I do love a full bodied rioja with a bit of cheese

once its not knob cheese

(grabs coat and legs it....)

OldNotWIse · 21-01-2015 01:23PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

No, not inflicting myself on the public today. You're welcome .

If you do, don't forget to back hack and swallow loudly and touch as many doors and poles as you can, the ones for holding as opposed to the nationality!

OldNotWIse · 21-01-2015 01:24PM

People calling me and asking if I can hold. Why? F.ucking call me when you can talk!

OldNotWIse · 21-01-2015 01:26PM

Jake1 wrote: »

once its not knob cheese

(grabs coat and legs it....)

That was kind of the intended pun :pac:

Rosie Rant · 21-01-2015 01:30PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

If you do, don't forget to back hack and swallow loudly and touch as many doors and poles as you can, the ones for holding as opposed to the nationality!

Will do.

*starts practicing back hacking.*

eisenberg1 · 21-01-2015 01:38PM

Did you ever blow your nose, and it feels like your left eyeball has been sucked down?
And you are scared to look in the tissue (pronounced tiss-you just to TA people)

Pumpkinseeds · 21-01-2015 01:39PM

I keep smelling 3 in 1 oil, or something simillar, except we don't have any. I can smell it outside and indoors and it's annoying me now.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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