Unusual sexual attractions

smcgiff · 16-01-2015 12:42AM

katemarch wrote: »

Birds are descended from dinosaurs - does that help?

Birds is another name for women... and we're back on track.

You're welcome OP.

Insect Overlord · 16-01-2015 12:44AM

MarkAnthony wrote: »

WTF has happened to the image tags?

There are no image tags in After Hours, n00b! :P

Chucken · 16-01-2015 12:46AM

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

More a gowlasauras

Stop flirting with him :eek:

RGDATA! · 16-01-2015 12:47AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true.

Anyone else have any unusual sexual attractions?

do you imagine the Tyrannosaurs with feathers or no?

The Moldy Gowl · 16-01-2015 12:52AM

Chucken wrote: »

Stop flirting with him :eek:

He knows I love him.

jester77 · 16-01-2015 12:57AM

Blowfish

Insect Overlord · 16-01-2015 12:58AM

jester77 wrote: »

Blowfish

Mermaids

Asarlai · 16-01-2015 01:05AM

Moving statues really get me going

the groutch · 16-01-2015 01:08AM

I thought pandas were supposed to be against sexual harassment.

One eyed Jack · 16-01-2015 01:29AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true.

Anyone else have any unusual sexual attractions?

You could always ask your partner to dress up in a Barney suit and leap around a bit, should help alleviate the tension.

Just don't do like every other panda does though - eats, shoots and leaves.

previous user · 16-01-2015 01:29AM

you're a ba-aaad Panda.

padd b1975 · 16-01-2015 01:48AM

MarkAnthony wrote: »

Have you tried granny porn?

.....or maybe less granny porn?

fizzypish · 16-01-2015 03:01PM

Read a book before which dealt with this type of issue. Can't remember the name. Soldiers go off to fight distant aliens for a year. Come back and 1000 earth years have elapsed. Everyone is now gay and look upon the soldiers heterosexuality in the same way gays were looked at back in the 40's or 50's. It wasn't the central theme but interesting none the less.

16-01-2015 03:15PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like

(They have a pretty good idea from

It is ok Tree Beard. You will find the Ent Wives some day.

Gummy Panda wrote: »

attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.

I like shared masturbation sessions too much to be attracted to anyone who can not even reach their own genitals.

How is Godzilla for you then?

jimgoose · 16-01-2015 03:16PM

Simple - compromise. Find a woman with a huge arse, little thalidomide arms, no chest and a loud screechy voice. I suggest Dáil Eireann.

Nforce · 16-01-2015 03:35PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PNhLgpCqWc

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 16-01-2015 05:12PM

Barney is a child dinosaur. That;s just too far.

SimonTemplar · 16-01-2015 05:17PM

There is so much weird stuff on AH these days I can't distinguish between people trolling and genuine posts. This week we've had:
- a guy blaming a mess in the toilet on a fictional maid to impress a girl
- a guy bringing a girl to the swimming pool on a first date who doesn't want to get her hair wet, and then abandoning the girl in the pool.
- a guy who is only sexually attracted to Tyrannosaurus Rex

:pac:

Uncle Ben · 16-01-2015 05:18PM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Barney is a child dinosaur. That;s just too far.

Is he shaved!!

flutered · 16-01-2015 05:18PM

MarkAnthony wrote: »

Have you tried granny porn?

i saw a little of some uk tv program last night about prossies, they interviewed an 84 year old wan, she charges stg250 per hour

Philo Beddoe · 16-01-2015 05:41PM

flutered wrote: »

i saw a little of some uk tv program last night about prossies, they interviewed an 84 year old wan, she charges stg250 per hour

I guess that's what life is like for career prostitutes. Your earning potential decreases as you get older, until you reach that age where you're a sought after fetish and then you start coining it.

jimgoose · 16-01-2015 05:47PM

Philo Beddoe wrote: »

I guess that's what life is like for career prostitutes. Your earning potential decreases as you get older, until you reach that age where you're a sought after fetish and then you start coining it.

Mmm. Bit like AIX sysadmin.

:):)

pharmaton · 16-01-2015 06:58PM

stop stalking my posts Panda. bad panda

Fr_Dougal · 16-01-2015 07:25PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true.

Anyone else have any unusual sexual attractions?

That post is a 'dare' if ever I saw one.

bnt · 17-01-2015 11:49AM

The movie Monsters vs Aliens is on RTE1 early this evening. In case you haven't seen it, the star is an animated 50 foot 49'11" woman with silver hair, green eyes, and the voice of Reese Witherspoon.