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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #2582
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Jake1 wrote: »
    take a shower, or long bath, find an outfit, go out have fun . Take selfies of yourself having a whale of a time

    its a only a dinner invitation





    ( so far..;):p )


    To his place..to get drunk...


  • #2583
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Jake1 wrote: »
    take a shower, or long bath, find an outfit, go out have fun . Take selfies of yourself having a whale of a time

    its a only a dinner invitation





    ( so far..;):p )

    ...and remember: If you're going to behave like an alley-cat, don't forget the bit about landing on all your feet. ;)


  • #2584
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    To his place..to get drunk...

    How boringly "college". Hit town with a spray-on skirt and yer maun in tow with his jaw dragging along like a snowplough blade. Get drunk somewhere lively and fun! :cool:



  • #2585
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    I might get the bus over to his place. I'll be so angry by the time I get there I won't be responsible for what I do...


  • #2586
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    When the man that works next to us insists on waving at us every time he passes. He seems super sweet, and nice but it's so awkward waving back all the time because my wave is LAME


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  • #2587
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie have you a girlie wave ?


  • #2588
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    TA, I'm always so God damned self-assured and single minded until some shít or other like this happens. What the hell am I supposed to do?

    Normally, I would suggest putting this to the ethics board of TTTAY, but under the circumstances, go for it!!


  • #2589
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    No I wave like a donkey. Usually I'm leaning on my hand so I have to disrupt myself and just oddly move my fingers like they have pins and needles, I'm probably more annoyed about having to move to be honest


  • #2590
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    ...the ethics board of TTTAY...

    So-named because we were told about this notion of Ethics, and it board us rather rigid. :pac:


  • #2591
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    How boringly "college". Hit town with a spray-on skirt and yer maun in tow with his jaw dragging along like a snowplough blade. Get drunk somewhere lively and fun! :cool:


    that you on the left Jim?:D


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  • #2592
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    that you on the left Jim?:D

    Oh hell yes. I clean up surprisingly well. :cool:


  • #2593
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Jimgoose Where did you get that Bra ? It's gorgeous on ya ;););)


  • #2594
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Jimgoose Where did you get that Bra ? It's gorgeous on ya ;););)

    I forget her name, she was about a 34B. :D


  • #2595
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,988 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    I'm TA'ed at my credit card bill, these rarely surprise me so when I got one this morning I opened it expecting, dare I say it, a trivial amount.

    I completely forgot I paid my car insurance and tax with it so instead of a trivial 2 digit sum it was a large 3 digit one....oh well

    Seven Worlds will Collide



  • #2596
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    I'd be dangerous with a credit card, mmmm Shoes


  • #2597
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    The way my friends think I've nothing better to be at that searching clothes shops online all day. The latest, my best friend texts me asking me to find her a dress. The problem being she's breastfeeding and needs a dress suitable for that, she wants it to be fitted, and needs to look ok with black tights and black shoes.

    Does the Internet not work in some parts of the country?


  • #2598
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    The way my friends think I've nothing better to be at that searching clothes shops online all day. The latest, my best friend texts me asking me to find her a dress. The problem being she's breastfeeding and needs a dress suitable for that, she wants it to be fitted, and needs to look ok with black tights and black shoes.

    Does the Internet not work in some parts of the country?

    Just get a skirt, problem solved, unless she is very shy, then get her a cardigan as well. She won't bother you again.


  • #2599
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    People still wishing me a Happy New Year.
    Get fcuked.


  • #2600
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    'Are you alright dear?' Eh, it's my birthday and I'm in the kitchen listening to Marilyn Manson and ignoring you, does it fcuking sound like I'm OK:mad: So I said leave my birthday present til next month since we've got a load of expenses over the next few weeks. When you said 'I've got you a small present' I thought you might mean a half arsed cheap bunch of supermarket flowers, but oh no, a book on Downton Abbey:confused::mad: What the actual fcuk:confused::confused: I don't know whether to shove it up his ass or beat him with it. Seriously, we've been married for 18 fcuking years.


  • #2601
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    fussyonion wrote: »
    People still wishing me a Happy New Year.
    Get fcuked.

    When someone says, "Happy New Year", simply reply, "is it?". That has worked for me in 99% of cases in getiing them to shut the f.uck up. Now, I have to go lingerie shopping. Christ I'd forgotten how tedious this whole thing is :rolleyes:


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  • #2602
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Just get a skirt, problem solved, unless she is very shy, then get her a cardigan as well. She won't bother you again.

    Are you sure the ladies are ready for the power of the Dark Side, a.k.a. Strategic Incompetence? :)


  • #2603
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    When someone says, "Happy New Year", simply reply, "is it?". That has worked for me in 99% of cases in getiing them to shut the f.uck up. Now, I have to go lingerie shopping. Christ I'd forgotten how tedious this whole thing is :rolleyes:

    Oh bleh I hate shopping for bras.

    I spend ages browsing the bras, then grab two or three and go into the changing room, sweating from the heat of the shop.

    Then I spend what seems like an hour trying to adjust the strap, which proves a nightmare cos I don't have long nails so I can never get under that plastic buckle-y bit, then put said bra on and hoosh my funbags into the cups, trying to make sure each side of the bra isn't digging into me OR too gappy.

    Then take off bra, try the other one on, sweating buckets now...then leave changing room in temper and just buy the bras and deal with the hassle when I get home.

    I feel for you sista.


  • #2604
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    I ordered a new car in mid November and they call today to say it will be March before it's available, because not the engine/colour/spec I went for.
    Bloody hell, I could be dead by March! :)


  • #2605
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    When someone says, "Happy New Year", simply reply, "is it?". That has worked for me in 99% of cases in getiing them to shut the f.uck up. Now, I have to go lingerie shopping. Christ I'd forgotten how tedious this whole thing is :rolleyes:

    Have you checked out peaches and cream? I got some serious stuff in there recently. I think they still might have a sale on


  • #2606
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »
    I ordered a new car in mid November and they call today to say it will be March before it's available, because not the engine/colour/spec I went for.
    Bloody hell, I could be dead by March! :)

    Whatcha gettin', mista?


  • #2607
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    fussyonion wrote: »
    ...hoosh my funbags into the cups...

    Y'see, statements like this make me wish I had funbags so I could "hoosh" them into somthing. Possibly a coffer, beside the tronches. Bra-vo!! :):):)


  • #2608
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Now, I have to go lingerie shopping. Christ I'd forgotten how tedious this whole thing is :rolleyes:

    just rub red lipstick over your nipples, throw on a lacy thong, sorted :pac:


  • #2609
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    'Are you alright dear?' Eh, it's my birthday and I'm in the kitchen listening to Marilyn Manson and ignoring you, does it fcuking sound like I'm OK:mad: So I said leave my birthday present til next month since we've got a load of expenses over the next few weeks. When you said 'I've got you a small present' I thought you might mean a half arsed cheap bunch of supermarket flowers, but oh no, a book on Downton Abbey:confused::mad: What the actual fcuk:confused::confused: I don't know whether to shove it up his ass or beat him with it. Seriously, we've been married for 18 fcuking years.

    Mrs Happy? Is that you?


  • #2610
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    'Are you alright dear?' Eh, it's my birthday and I'm in the kitchen listening to Marilyn Manson and ignoring you, does it fcuking sound like I'm OK:mad: So I said leave my birthday present til next month since we've got a load of expenses over the next few weeks. When you said 'I've got you a small present' I thought you might mean a half arsed cheap bunch of supermarket flowers, but oh no, a book on Downton Abbey:confused::mad: What the actual fcuk:confused::confused: I don't know whether to shove it up his ass or beat him with it. Seriously, we've been married for 18 fcuking years.


    Serious? A book on Downton Abbey FFS.

    I suggest half rations;)


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  • #2611
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Jake1 wrote: »
    just rub red lipstick over your nipples, throw on a lacy thong, sorted :pac:

    Jaysis! Always there are two, a master and an apprentice! :)


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