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What is the best slogan you ever saw written on a Tee Shirt...?

Nomis21

For me it was a tee shirt I saw on a 20 something girl in Ibiza.

It read...

"This tee shirt would look good on your floor"

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Sheep Lover

"Superdry"

When they are sopping wet in the rain

Banjoxed

Have a break.. Have a Kwik Krap

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

hollster2 wrote: »

you're

No, it's not!

Fudge You

hollster2 wrote: »

you're

Wait, what did you just say?????

onform

"667 - The Neighbour of the Beast"

Triboro

Welcome to New York

Duck Motherf**ker

Rough Sleeper

I got a chuckle out of "Ketamine: just say neigh" the first time I saw it.

[Deleted User]

Wife Wanted!

She must
Look like an Angel
Cook like a gourmet chef
and
Bonk like a rabbit!

delthedriver

" I don't need Google........ my wife knows everything !!""

Also saw tee shirt...................... "My mother in law knows everything!!""

Señor Fancy Pants

Deleted User wrote: »

Wife Wanted!

She must
Look like an Angel
Cook like a gourmet chef
and
Bonk like a rabbit!

When did you read that? 1950's? "Bonk" .....jaysis!

Mister Vain

You look like I need a drink.

First Up

The one from the Titanic museum that says "it was OK when it left here" is pretty good.

josip

All
Hers
His

[Deleted User]

Truffle Pig wrote: »

When did you read that? 1950's? "Bonk" .....jaysis!

1976

Jakey Rolling

Seen on a girl's T-shirt one rugby weekend

"If Your Tackle is Hard Enough, I'll Go Down!"

Mister Vain

Necrophilia - Pump em, Hump em, Dump em.

TheBeardedLady

I really hate t-shirt slogans.

Duffman K

Once saw a guy in a wheelchair with a t-shirt that said

"Keep staring, I might do a flip"

wilhelm roentgen

On a Viz T-shirt I used to own. HUSBANDS. Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse. You'll love the bit where you give her back the ring, walk back up the aisle, get into a car and fcuk off

ChunkyLover54

Stop staring at my man-boobs.

Senna

Mister Vain wrote: »

Necrophilia - Pump em, Hump em, Dump em.

"Why not crack open a cold one? "
On the back
" Necrophilia Association"

daithi1970

"My girlfriend says I dont listen"
Or something like that

my3cents

Your read my t-shirt
THAT'S ENOUGH SOCIAL
INTERACTION FOR ONE DAY

branie2

I swear to drunk I'm not god

Plazaman

Voted Most Likely To Travel Back In Time
Class of 2057

I Hate Being Bipolar
It's Awesome

On The Front Side

There's a picture of the Prophet Muhammad
On The Back Of This T-Shirt

On The Back Side

Just Kidding!
Praise Allah
(Please don't kill me)

stunmer

I beat anorexia

robclay26

National pornographic
Set out the same way as national geographic logo

thegreatgonzo

Tee shirts bought in Asia with english slogans that make no sense. I got one for my friend once that said something like 'Stop please look at soup, simultaneous it is harsh it is tasty' or something like that.

Also:

shave my wife.

xLisaBx

Group of midwifery students got "At your cervix" printed on their class tshirts

thegreatgonzo

'I like big mutts and I cannot lie' has been on a few veterinary ones