Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

OldNotWIse · 15-01-2015 06:19PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

i went into the local shop this morning and noticed a bang of horrible B to the O as soon as I walked in the door. There was one lad behind the counter doing some sort of stock boy work, and another member of staff quite the distance away. The one far away roared to the stock boy to serve me, she obviously didnt want to get close to him. I did. The fooking reek off him when I approached. It was a tough transaction to complete.

The worst part, I think some of his odour cloud attached itself to me as well, at times today I've been able to get the waft again.

The shop had just opened, so he had just strted his shift. It couldnt have gotten any better through the day.

B to the O, lol

OldNotWIse · 15-01-2015 06:22PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Forbidden fruit is always tastiest!

I wouldn't know! I haven't tasted it...er....yet

:rolleyes:

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 15-01-2015 06:28PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Marty Morrissey having his own radio show.

Him and Brenda Loudmouth together.... turn the dial instantly.

Zanablue · 15-01-2015 07:23PM

My mother came over for a cuppa today and while she was sitting at the kitchen table she was picking at her nail varnish until she had a nice little pile in front of her. Then she brushed what she had onto her hand and threw it on the floor. If I did that in her house she would ball me out of it. trivially annoyed.

eisenberg1 · 15-01-2015 07:59PM

73Cat wrote: »

I cut my finger on a tin awhile ago. I am never going to stop bleeding. I think I might bleed to death

Don,t expect any sympathy around here:)

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-01-2015 08:16PM

I've been in a horrid good mood all day. Like just smiling away to myself happy out. Two people commented. This annoys me because I must look like smiling is an alien thing for me to do. An old lady on the bus told me I had beautiful dimples and one of the girls I work with asked me what's wrong with me. I'll have to do more of this smiling business

shuffle65 · 15-01-2015 08:42PM

The usage of the Americanism 'Mom' for your mother in Ireland. When the f**k did Ireland become part of America? It's MAMMY!

Next person says it to me I am going to slap them across the face, hard...

MsBubbles · 15-01-2015 08:45PM

Ow! Just walloped my leg off the oven door

Susandublin · 15-01-2015 08:51PM

1. Smacking your big toe off the leg of the bed - oh the pain.
2. Also hate when I wash a black shirt in the washing machine, there are always white marks left in it from the washing power.
3. People who complain about everything knowing there will be no chance of change - just accept it. It's cold - get over it.
4. The wayUTV never used to show the weather forecast for Dublin - they do now!
So many more - so little time!!

Summer wind · 15-01-2015 09:00PM

The weather girl on the news on TV. She ends every single one of her broadcasts with "that's your forecast" with a tone of voice like she's squaring up for a fight.

Vandango · 15-01-2015 09:06PM

Gobshytes who can't understand the simple written word and use it to shít stir.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 15-01-2015 09:16PM

Vandango wrote: »

Gobshytes who can't understand the simple written word and use it to shít stir.

A tough day at the office, dear?

Do share!

Rubberlegs · 15-01-2015 09:17PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Don,t expect any sympathy around here:)

The only place I'll find sympathy is in the dictionary between sh*t and syphilis

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 15-01-2015 09:19PM

"We went there two times" "Removes two times as much grease".

It's TWICE, people. Twice!!!

And as for thrice!!

Pumpkinseeds · 15-01-2015 09:43PM

73Cat wrote: »

I cut my finger on a tin awhile ago. I am never going to stop bleeding. I think I might bleed to death

Ouch, that's awful, and painful.:(

MsBubbles · 15-01-2015 09:51PM

Our Wedding Thank you cards arrived today :mad: They look awful

Rubberlegs · 15-01-2015 10:35PM

Only just remembered now that I stripped the bed earlier, so have to dress it now when I'm cross and tired. Ooh I'd stick a knife in someone very easily now !

Boom_Bap · 15-01-2015 10:42PM

When Mrs Bap puts on wash with a decent number of socks in it, she will never hang it up, always left to me. And she always leaves socks rolled up in the wash, straighten the f*ckers out so they actually get washed!

My friends never organise anything. So today they organise pints for tomorrow. I wont be able to make it now as there is a sleepover arranged for here tomorrow night with a couple of my nephews.

tomwaterford · 15-01-2015 11:00PM

Arsehole customers/people in general annoying as fcuk....today got stung listening to an extra annoying individual in work...some people no matter how many times you explain something to them even slowy just look at you a blank expression...Jesus it's frustrating as fcuk

Also I need to get out of Waterford for at least a weekend....everywhere I ****ing go people annoy me asking about work...in the gym,at petrol station,nights out..,even this evening at an meeting someone had to ask something about it/seek advice....like I like my job and helping out others etc....it's just I don't want to end up someone with no life away from work

selous · 15-01-2015 11:03PM

AMANDAAAA BRUNKER....need I say more.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

eisenberg1 · 15-01-2015 11:28PM

shuffle65 wrote: »

The usage of the Americanism 'Mom' for your mother in Ireland. When the f**k did Ireland become part of America? It's MAMMY!

Next person says it to me I am going to slap them across the face, hard...

It's Ma:)

Cheese Wagstaff · 15-01-2015 11:45PM

A girl in work wearing a pair of glasses, someone comes over to chat to her. Cue conversation:

Person: "Oh, I didn't know you wore glasses!"

Girl with glasses: "Oh, I don't normally! I got these in Penneys, I just wear them when I want to look smarter, or if I'm in college!"

Oh. My. God.

CrowdedHouse · 16-01-2015 08:57AM

Horizontal buttonholes

efb · 16-01-2015 09:11AM

Those manky pics on social networks now appearing on sponsored indo links
No don't want to see a photoshopped eye infection

efb · 16-01-2015 09:12AM

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

"We went there two times" "Removes two times as much grease".

It's TWICE, people. Twice!!!

And as for thrice!!

Does that song grind your gears?

efb · 16-01-2015 09:14AM

Being in rotten humour for no decernable reason aaargh

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 16-01-2015 10:18AM

People on trains who think that by putting their ****ty designer knockoff bags on the seat beside them, that means they have two seats. When I see bitches do that, that's always where I want to sit. Anyway, I asked her to move her bags, and she's looking at me all put out, and starts fumbling around, fussing at the bags but not moving, I think she was hoping Id just move to a different seat as there was a que behind me waiting but, I'm nothing if not persistent. So eventually she moved her ****, I sat down and just said excuse me before I put the a rest between us. She actually mumbled for gods sake. Then she started doing her makeup and spraying perfume on herself.

Never in my life have I wanted germs as much as right now. I wish I could have summonsed all the TA from this thread. I wish I could sneeze the entire way to dublin. I wish I had a nolans bag. I wish there was a window to open. God.

eisenberg1 · 16-01-2015 10:36AM

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Horizontal buttonholes

Stand up, and you will be grand;)

Maximus Alexander · 16-01-2015 10:45AM

efb wrote: »

Being in rotten humour for no decernable reason aaargh

You're probably just tired.

efb · 16-01-2015 10:46AM

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

You're probably just tired.

Cranky Unnaprroachable Narky Tired

That's me

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Comments