Tell a Lie About the Poster Before You

Kovu · 15-01-2015 02:31AM

Sexually attracted to the smell of marmite

con___manx1 · 15-01-2015 02:34AM

DeadHand wrote: »

Is the most advanced person in the history of humanity.

Has a bad poker face

DeadHand · 15-01-2015 02:35AM

Has never been outside Mullingar in his life.

foggy_lad · 15-01-2015 02:43AM

Dances naked in front of the window when neighbours are watching to New Kids on the Block records

con___manx1 · 15-01-2015 02:45AM

DeadHand wrote: »

Has never been outside Mullingar in his life.

Likes to masterbate with a dead hand

Stheno · 15-01-2015 02:48AM

con___manx1 wrote: »

Likes to masterbate with a dead hand

Can't masturbate as the manx cats are on his hand.

catallus · 15-01-2015 02:48AM

con___manx1 wrote: »

Likes to masterbate with a dead hand

Wouldn't that be kinda being a self-necrophiliac? Nevermind....

I know for a fact that he likes to collect his tonsil-cheese.

WoollyRedHat · 15-01-2015 03:02AM

Travelled all the way to England to participate in a fox hunt but ended up in a trumpet band and never left.

DeadHand · 15-01-2015 03:08AM

Had a fist fight with Willie O'Dea and lost.

Lost badly.

Robsweezie · 15-01-2015 04:04AM

lost his hand groping stranger's bottoms, one took exception and hacked it off

Sparks43 · 15-01-2015 04:20AM

Had lesbian sex with two female kangaroos in front of Rolf Harris while he played with his wobbleboard

fruttituttii · 15-01-2015 04:20AM

Likes to eat dog food and human flesh

Asarlai · 15-01-2015 04:50AM

Not the person you think she is... not by a long shot

Kevin McCloud · 15-01-2015 04:53AM

She did not wet the sheets when she came.

Asarlai · 15-01-2015 04:58AM

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

She did not wet the sheets when she came.

He did, though, but he changes his sheets after every assignation

R P McMurphy · 15-01-2015 05:08AM

Asarlai wrote: »

He did, though, but he changes his sheets after every assignation

The real Asarlai was called freddie and died six years ago. This is just a French fella that looks similar and is good at accents. Only real difference is this ones fingers are not as fat. Freddie dick fingers was found in a wheelie bin ... snooker balls for eyes

corner of hells · 15-01-2015 06:52AM

R P McMurphy wrote: »

The real Asarlai was called freddie and died six years ago. This is just a French fella that looks similar and is good at accents. Only real difference is this ones fingers are not as fat. Freddie dick fingers was found in a wheelie bin ... snooker balls for eyes

That McMurphy boy fell one night while robbing a field of onions.