Tell a Lie About the Poster Before You

longshanks · 15-01-2015 12:02am #1

Go for it folks. Let those imaginations run wild...

Molester Stallone II · 15-01-2015 12:03am

He's a nice bloke, loved by all

AboutaWeekAgo · 15-01-2015 12:17am

His family don't think he ruined his life

randy hickey · 15-01-2015 12:23am

^ Took up knitting to meet more women and ended up becoming an urban sheep farmer.

15-01-2015 12:31am

The most handsome man I've ever seen.

The Backwards Man · 15-01-2015 12:33am

Only changes bedsheets every three months

15-01-2015 12:34am

Rarely drinks.

Falthyron · 15-01-2015 12:47am

Never goes down on the first date.

Kovu · 15-01-2015 12:49am

Sings along to Justin Bieber on the radio

anncoates · 15-01-2015 12:49am

Is mendacious.

PizzamanIRL · 15-01-2015 12:49am

Their username is anncoates1

I'm great at this.

anncoates · 15-01-2015 12:51am

Username is pizzamanUK.

thelad95 · 15-01-2015 12:51am

She never shat in a kettle.

Peregrine · 15-01-2015 12:51am

Born in 1995

15-01-2015 12:52am

Is terrified of flying

Señor Fancy Pants · 15-01-2015 12:53am

Never wanked off a dog

Stheno · 15-01-2015 12:53am

Truffle pig is actually a borg

Peregrine · 15-01-2015 1:04am

Drives a Peugeot.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 15-01-2015 1:07am

Hides under the duvet and cries themself to sleep every night.

Kovu · 15-01-2015 1:08am

Had a tattoo of Enda Kenny's face on their right bum cheek.

Peregrine · 15-01-2015 1:09am

Never gets dirty PMs from farmers :pac:

Kovu · 15-01-2015 1:15am

Nim smells like snozzberries.

Stheno · 15-01-2015 1:18am

Kovu wrote: »

Nim smells like snozzberries.

Can't cook and lives off sad bastard microwave meals

Hollister11 · 15-01-2015 1:19am

loves to sniff glue

Stheno · 15-01-2015 1:20am

Hollister11 wrote: »

loves to sniff glue

Always dresses tastefully and not like some SOCO teen:D

newmug · 15-01-2015 1:24am

Stheno has very poor spatial awareness. Once knocked a packet of blueberries off the counter with their flappy, bony elbow, but actually stood on most of them while attempting to pick them up.

WoollyRedHat · 15-01-2015 1:25am

Was arrested for being involved in a massive trolley heist.

Greenmachine · 15-01-2015 1:26am

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Was arrested for being involved in a massive trolley heist.

Has never returned my South Park hat. I suspect he will take my job next.

Kovu · 15-01-2015 1:27am

Isn't actually green but a pale mauve colour.

Stheno · 15-01-2015 1:28am

newmug wrote: »

Stheno has very poor spatial awareness. Once knocked a packet of blueberries off the counter with their flappy, bony elbow, but actually stood on most of them while attempting to pick them up.

Stheno actually is quite a graceless person! And does such things!

Kovu wrote: »

Isn't actually green but a pale mauve colour.

Tries to be sophisticated

DeadHand · 15-01-2015 1:29am

Is the most advanced person in the history of humanity.

Kovu · 15-01-2015 1:31am

Sexually attracted to the smell of marmite

con___manx1 · 15-01-2015 1:34am

DeadHand wrote: »

Is the most advanced person in the history of humanity.

Has a bad poker face

DeadHand · 15-01-2015 1:35am

Has never been outside Mullingar in his life.

foggy_lad · 15-01-2015 1:43am

Dances naked in front of the window when neighbours are watching to New Kids on the Block records

con___manx1 · 15-01-2015 1:45am

DeadHand wrote: »

Has never been outside Mullingar in his life.

Likes to masterbate with a dead hand

Stheno · 15-01-2015 1:48am

con___manx1 wrote: »

Likes to masterbate with a dead hand

Can't masturbate as the manx cats are on his hand.

catallus · 15-01-2015 1:48am

con___manx1 wrote: »

Likes to masterbate with a dead hand

Wouldn't that be kinda being a self-necrophiliac? Nevermind....

I know for a fact that he likes to collect his tonsil-cheese.

WoollyRedHat · 15-01-2015 2:02am

Travelled all the way to England to participate in a fox hunt but ended up in a trumpet band and never left.

DeadHand · 15-01-2015 2:08am

Had a fist fight with Willie O'Dea and lost.

Lost badly.

Robsweezie · 15-01-2015 3:04am

lost his hand groping stranger's bottoms, one took exception and hacked it off

Sparks43 · 15-01-2015 3:20am

Had lesbian sex with two female kangaroos in front of Rolf Harris while he played with his wobbleboard

fruttituttii · 15-01-2015 3:20am

Likes to eat dog food and human flesh

Asarlai · 15-01-2015 3:50am

Not the person you think she is... not by a long shot

Kevin McCloud · 15-01-2015 3:53am

She did not wet the sheets when she came.

Asarlai · 15-01-2015 3:58am

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

She did not wet the sheets when she came.

He did, though, but he changes his sheets after every assignation

R P McMurphy · 15-01-2015 4:08am

Asarlai wrote: »

He did, though, but he changes his sheets after every assignation

The real Asarlai was called freddie and died six years ago. This is just a French fella that looks similar and is good at accents. Only real difference is this ones fingers are not as fat. Freddie dick fingers was found in a wheelie bin ... snooker balls for eyes

corner of hells · 15-01-2015 5:52am

R P McMurphy wrote: »

The real Asarlai was called freddie and died six years ago. This is just a French fella that looks similar and is good at accents. Only real difference is this ones fingers are not as fat. Freddie dick fingers was found in a wheelie bin ... snooker balls for eyes

That McMurphy boy fell one night while robbing a field of onions.

FluffyAngel · 15-01-2015 7:51am

you like to rub yourself in holy water screaming ,im burning like ice creammmmmmm

Plates · 15-01-2015 7:55am

Is quite abrasive, despite his / her user name inferring the contrary.

Robsweezie · 15-01-2015 7:56am

Plates wrote:

Is quite abrasive, despite his / her user name inferring the contrary.

has a scat fetish

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