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longshanks · 15-01-2015 01:02AM #1

Go for it folks. Let those imaginations run wild...

Molester Stallone II · 15-01-2015 01:03AM

He's a nice bloke, loved by all

AboutaWeekAgo · 15-01-2015 01:17AM

His family don't think he ruined his life

randy hickey · 15-01-2015 01:23AM

^ Took up knitting to meet more women and ended up becoming an urban sheep farmer.

15-01-2015 01:31AM

The most handsome man I've ever seen.

The Backwards Man · 15-01-2015 01:33AM

Only changes bedsheets every three months

15-01-2015 01:34AM

Rarely drinks.

Falthyron · 15-01-2015 01:47AM

Never goes down on the first date.

Kovu · 15-01-2015 01:49AM

Sings along to Justin Bieber on the radio

anncoates · 15-01-2015 01:49AM

Is mendacious.

PizzamanIRL · 15-01-2015 01:49AM

Their username is anncoates1

I'm great at this.

anncoates · 15-01-2015 01:51AM

Username is pizzamanUK.

thelad95 · 15-01-2015 01:51AM

She never shat in a kettle.

Peregrine · 15-01-2015 01:51AM

Born in 1995

15-01-2015 01:52AM

Is terrified of flying

Señor Fancy Pants · 15-01-2015 01:53AM

Never wanked off a dog

Stheno · 15-01-2015 01:53AM

Truffle pig is actually a borg

Peregrine · 15-01-2015 02:04AM

Drives a Peugeot.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 15-01-2015 02:07AM

Hides under the duvet and cries themself to sleep every night.

Kovu · 15-01-2015 02:08AM

Had a tattoo of Enda Kenny's face on their right bum cheek.

Peregrine · 15-01-2015 02:09AM

Never gets dirty PMs from farmers :pac:

Kovu · 15-01-2015 02:15AM

Nim smells like snozzberries.

Stheno · 15-01-2015 02:18AM

Kovu wrote: »

Nim smells like snozzberries.

Can't cook and lives off sad bastard microwave meals

Hollister11 · 15-01-2015 02:19AM

loves to sniff glue

Stheno · 15-01-2015 02:20AM

Hollister11 wrote: »

loves to sniff glue

Always dresses tastefully and not like some SOCO teen:D

newmug · 15-01-2015 02:24AM

Stheno has very poor spatial awareness. Once knocked a packet of blueberries off the counter with their flappy, bony elbow, but actually stood on most of them while attempting to pick them up.

WoollyRedHat · 15-01-2015 02:25AM

Was arrested for being involved in a massive trolley heist.

Greenmachine · 15-01-2015 02:26AM

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Was arrested for being involved in a massive trolley heist.

Has never returned my South Park hat. I suspect he will take my job next.

Kovu · 15-01-2015 02:27AM

Isn't actually green but a pale mauve colour.

Stheno · 15-01-2015 02:28AM

newmug wrote: »

Stheno has very poor spatial awareness. Once knocked a packet of blueberries off the counter with their flappy, bony elbow, but actually stood on most of them while attempting to pick them up.

Stheno actually is quite a graceless person! And does such things!

Kovu wrote: »

Isn't actually green but a pale mauve colour.

Tries to be sophisticated

DeadHand · 15-01-2015 02:29AM

Is the most advanced person in the history of humanity.

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