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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Nope, I'll just be thinking that it's not right, it's an out hole not an in hole.

    First time for everything :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Never know BB, you might love it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,787 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    First time for everything :pac:

    He could freak out the doctor by saying in a husky voice "Ooooaaah! keep doing that!!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Never know BB, you might love it.
    Aglomerado wrote: »
    He could freak out the doctor by saying in a husky voice "Ooooaaah! keep doing that!!"

    When I worked in an animal charity centre before, I swear there were some dogs that smiled when we took their temperature :o


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Never know BB, you might love it.

    Nope, there have been attempts by some women in my earlier sexual encounters that have tried suprising me in that area before. Not a fan.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Nope, I'll just be thinking that it's not right, it's an out hole not an in hole.

    Only panic if the Doc has both hand on your shoulders.....and you can still the feel "probe"

    And make sure the give the aul rusty sheriff's badge a good wash prior to...


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Only panic if the Doc has both hand on your shoulders.....and you can still the "probe"

    The old magicians 'no hands' routine :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    The old magicians 'no hands' routine :pac:

    Doc "Dont be embarrased, it is normal to get an erection during the examination"

    BB" But I don't have an erection"

    Doc "Yeah, well I have, now like I said, relax.."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 405 ✭✭danrua01


    every afternoon this office gets uncomfortably warm- meanin i sweat buckets and stink the place up for everyone. sort it out!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Doc "Dont be embarrased, it is normal to get an erection during the examination"

    BB" But I don't have an erection"

    Doc "Yeah, well I have, now like I said, relax.."

    Ah b*llox, another fear now....what if I DO get an erection?

    http://cancernew.epimemeticsllc.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/milking-the-prostate-funny-scene-from-road-trip.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    It's coming I think!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Bring a grapefruit just incase, be a shame to waste it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,536 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    The old magicians 'no hands' routine :pac:


    "I've lost my watch" :D


    TA right now: The tv went tits up last night, and I'm humming and hawing over what to do. I was on to LG product support last night and I discovered I'm just outside the five year warranty, nothing they could do.

    I'm thinking well I watch feckall tv anyway so do I really need a tv, then I'm thinking well I could get the exact same tv again on adverts for €250 (tv cost me €750 at the time), although I'd be likely to encounter the same issue so not worth it, and then I'm thinking well those smart televisions are nice, but would I really bother watching YouTube videos upscaled to a 50" screen? I never did before.

    Ugh, I felt like kicking the damn thing through the wall last night, and now I'm just not bothered. I reckon I'll just have to pony up for a new tv and to hell with it :(

    I'm just ticked off that one minute it's working perfectly, and the next thing, bam, new tv, do not pass go, shell out another €750 for something you'll rarely ever use anyway! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    "I've lost my watch" :D


    TA right now: The tv went tits up last night, and I'm humming and hawing over what to do. I was on to LG product support last night and I discovered I'm just outside the five year warranty, nothing they could do.

    I'm thinking well I watch feckall tv anyway so do I really need a tv, then I'm thinking well I could get the exact same tv again on adverts for €250 (tv cost me €750 at the time), although I'd be likely to encounter the same issue so not worth it, and then I'm thinking well those smart televisions are nice, but would I really bother watching YouTube videos upscaled to a 50" screen? I never did before.

    Ugh, I felt like kicking the damn thing through the wall last night, and now I'm just not bothered. I reckon I'll just have to pony up for a new tv and to hell with it :(

    I'm just ticked off that one minute it's working perfectly, and the next thing, bam, new tv, do not pass go, shell out another €750 for something you'll rarely ever use anyway! :mad:

    You should be able to get a good 40" (snigger) SMART for about 500 quid. I got one while ago (LG) with the "Magic" remote...only seven buttons. The dogs cojones. Netflix etc etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    The sad realisation that if I was to identify with a character from breaking bad, Id be badger.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    You should be able to get a good 40" (snigger) SMART for about 500 quid. I got one while ago (LG) with the "Magic" remote...only seven buttons. The dogs cojones. Netflix etc etc

    That magic remote is great. TA when you have to go back to using the other one if you lose it down the back of the sofa.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Officials who do not arrive at the time they said they would,,,,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    I didn't look at thread since yesterday morning, and squeeeeee, 9 pages to read :). TA that I got so excited. Thanking left, right and centre, but the internet connection is so slow today :(.

    My TA is why do other women look at me so suspiciously when I say I don't watch the soaps? I have zero interest in them. I was at a wedding, and a friends wife, asked me what I thought of the latest Eastenders storyline. I said I didn't watch it. You would swear I had just told her I murder babies and eat them raw, the look on her face. She had to call over another friend to say "you won't believe this , but 'Cat doesn't watch the soaps!" I felt like a very interesting specimen altogether :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,167 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    When birds crap on my car, I roast a chicken and eat in on the porch with my hands, just to show them what I'm capable of.

    73Cat - will you marry me?

    TA - shoe sizes and why it's so difficult to find my correct size in this country.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    73Cat wrote: »
    I didn't look at thread since yesterday morning, and squeeeeee, 9 pages to read :). TA that I got so excited. Thanking left, right and centre, but the internet connection is so slow today :(.

    My TA is why do other women look at me so suspiciously when I say I don't watch the soaps? I have zero interest in them. I was at a wedding, and a friends wife, asked me what I thought of the latest Eastenders storyline. I said I didn't watch it. You would swear I had just told her I murder babies and eat them raw, the look on her face. She had to call over another friend to say "you won't believe this , but 'Cat doesn't watch the soaps!" I felt like a very interesting specimen altogether :(

    Imagine then the reaction when I tell folk I don't have TV or radio...Need a nap and cannot as expecting the Gardai......hurry up please!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Some disciple here at the office is heating what smells suspiciously like turkey, gravy and delicious, spicy stuffing in the microwave in the kitchen just back the corridor. Now I want Christmas Dinner! Fcuk you Universe, just... fcuk you. Right in the ear! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Bring a grapefruit just incase, be a shame to waste it

    Well, did you watch it?

    Shudders


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    At least you have a computer, radio and tv wouldn't be a big deal but Internet access is great.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,787 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    73Cat wrote: »
    My TA is why do other women look at me so suspiciously when I say I don't watch the soaps? I have zero interest in them. I was at a wedding, and a friends wife, asked me what I thought of the latest Eastenders storyline. I said I didn't watch it. You would swear I had just told her I murder babies and eat them raw, the look on her face. She had to call over another friend to say "you won't believe this , but 'Cat doesn't watch the soaps!" I felt like a very interesting specimen altogether :(

    My mother likes to relay the latest storyline on Fair city etc. to me "You know your one, Yvonne...", talking about them as if they are neighbours (note lower case "n"!!). Then she remembers I have not watched soaps since 2003 and struggles to find something else to talk to me about. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Well, did you watch it?

    Shudders

    Yeah haha loved the sound effects


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    73Cat I don't watch any soaps either but MIL (bless her) tells me all about them. I smile politely and nod but I have zero interest


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    yeppydeppy wrote: »
    When birds crap on my car, I roast a chicken and eat in on the porch with my hands, just to show them what I'm capable of.

    73Cat - will you marry me?

    TA - shoe sizes and why it's so difficult to find my correct size in this country.

    Aw, shucksss :)

    Living in a seaside town, I get seagulls crapping on my car /washing. The b**tards are massive, and so are their sh*ts :(.
    Another TA is I have handprints of what I can only assume is suncream on the car. It's red, and they show up something rotten. Can't get it off at all :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Oh, and did I tell you that I was out picking up De Vegetables for Christmas on the afternoon of Christmas Eve? I was, we usually leave it 'til then to grab things like sprouts, couple boxes of peas, mixed veg, etc. Do you think there was a Brussels sprout in either of the huge Dunnes foodmarkets in this leafy, comfortable suburb of Cork? Was there fcuk-buggery, mate. I very nearly Steven Seagal'ed the youngfella working in one of them with his Ironic Post-Modern beard as he gave me an amused look and said "Yeah, mad isn't it? No Sprouts like!!" :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    :( How the heck are you supposed to fold a double bed sheet on your own? Out of the dryer they come, I'm 6ft tall and I still can't fold the blasted things on my own without them dragging on the ground.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    yeppydeppy wrote: »
    When birds crap on my car, I roast a chicken and eat in on the porch with my hands, just to show them what I'm capable of.

    73Cat - will you marry me?

    TA - shoe sizes and why it's so difficult to find my correct size in this country.

    Occasionally I buy a hot roast chicken from Dunnes and find a pretty layby and tear the hot fatty wings and skin off... bliss


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