Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Never know BB, you might love it.

Aglomerado

OldNotWIse wrote: »

First time for everything :pac:

He could freak out the doctor by saying in a husky voice "Ooooaaah! keep doing that!!"

OldNotWIse

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Never know BB, you might love it.

Aglomerado wrote: »

He could freak out the doctor by saying in a husky voice "Ooooaaah! keep doing that!!"

When I worked in an animal charity centre before, I swear there were some dogs that smiled when we took their temperature

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Never know BB, you might love it.

Nope, there have been attempts by some women in my earlier sexual encounters that have tried suprising me in that area before. Not a fan.

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Nope, I'll just be thinking that it's not right, it's an out hole not an in hole.

Only panic if the Doc has both hand on your shoulders.....and you can still the feel "probe"

And make sure the give the aul rusty sheriff's badge a good wash prior to...

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Only panic if the Doc has both hand on your shoulders.....and you can still the "probe"

The old magicians 'no hands' routine :pac:

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The old magicians 'no hands' routine :pac:

Doc "Dont be embarrased, it is normal to get an erection during the examination"

BB" But I don't have an erection"

Doc "Yeah, well I have, now like I said, relax.."

danrua01

every afternoon this office gets uncomfortably warm- meanin i sweat buckets and stink the place up for everyone. sort it out!

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Doc "Dont be embarrased, it is normal to get an erection during the examination"

BB" But I don't have an erection"

Doc "Yeah, well I have, now like I said, relax.."

Ah b*llox, another fear now....what if I DO get an erection?

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OldNotWIse

It's coming I think!

Bring a grapefruit just incase, be a shame to waste it

One eyed Jack

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The old magicians 'no hands' routine :pac:

"I've lost my watch"

TA right now: The tv went tits up last night, and I'm humming and hawing over what to do. I was on to LG product support last night and I discovered I'm just outside the five year warranty, nothing they could do.

I'm thinking well I watch feckall tv anyway so do I really need a tv, then I'm thinking well I could get the exact same tv again on adverts for €250 (tv cost me €750 at the time), although I'd be likely to encounter the same issue so not worth it, and then I'm thinking well those smart televisions are nice, but would I really bother watching YouTube videos upscaled to a 50" screen? I never did before.

Ugh, I felt like kicking the damn thing through the wall last night, and now I'm just not bothered. I reckon I'll just have to pony up for a new tv and to hell with it

I'm just ticked off that one minute it's working perfectly, and the next thing, bam, new tv, do not pass go, shell out another €750 for something you'll rarely ever use anyway! :mad:

One eyed Jack wrote: »

"I've lost my watch"

TA right now: The tv went tits up last night, and I'm humming and hawing over what to do. I was on to LG product support last night and I discovered I'm just outside the five year warranty, nothing they could do.

I'm thinking well I watch feckall tv anyway so do I really need a tv, then I'm thinking well I could get the exact same tv again on adverts for €250 (tv cost me €750 at the time), although I'd be likely to encounter the same issue so not worth it, and then I'm thinking well those smart televisions are nice, but would I really bother watching YouTube videos upscaled to a 50" screen? I never did before.

Ugh, I felt like kicking the damn thing through the wall last night, and now I'm just not bothered. I reckon I'll just have to pony up for a new tv and to hell with it

I'm just ticked off that one minute it's working perfectly, and the next thing, bam, new tv, do not pass go, shell out another €750 for something you'll rarely ever use anyway! :mad:

You should be able to get a good 40" (snigger) SMART for about 500 quid. I got one while ago (LG) with the "Magic" remote...only seven buttons. The dogs cojones. Netflix etc etc

The sad realisation that if I was to identify with a character from breaking bad, Id be badger.

eisenberg1 wrote: »

You should be able to get a good 40" (snigger) SMART for about 500 quid. I got one while ago (LG) with the "Magic" remote...only seven buttons. The dogs cojones. Netflix etc etc

That magic remote is great. TA when you have to go back to using the other one if you lose it down the back of the sofa.

Graces7

Officials who do not arrive at the time they said they would,,,,

Rubberlegs

I didn't look at thread since yesterday morning, and squeeeeee, 9 pages to read

. TA that I got so excited. Thanking left, right and centre, but the internet connection is so slow today

.

My TA is why do other women look at me so suspiciously when I say I don't watch the soaps? I have zero interest in them. I was at a wedding, and a friends wife, asked me what I thought of the latest Eastenders storyline. I said I didn't watch it. You would swear I had just told her I murder babies and eat them raw, the look on her face. She had to call over another friend to say "you won't believe this , but 'Cat doesn't watch the soaps!" I felt like a very interesting specimen altogether

yeppydeppy

When birds crap on my car, I roast a chicken and eat in on the porch with my hands, just to show them what I'm capable of.

73Cat - will you marry me?

TA - shoe sizes and why it's so difficult to find my correct size in this country.

Graces7

73Cat wrote: »

I didn't look at thread since yesterday morning, and squeeeeee, 9 pages to read . TA that I got so excited. Thanking left, right and centre, but the internet connection is so slow today .

My TA is why do other women look at me so suspiciously when I say I don't watch the soaps? I have zero interest in them. I was at a wedding, and a friends wife, asked me what I thought of the latest Eastenders storyline. I said I didn't watch it. You would swear I had just told her I murder babies and eat them raw, the look on her face. She had to call over another friend to say "you won't believe this , but 'Cat doesn't watch the soaps!" I felt like a very interesting specimen altogether

Imagine then the reaction when I tell folk I don't have TV or radio...Need a nap and cannot as expecting the Gardai......hurry up please!

jimgoose

Some disciple here at the office is heating what smells suspiciously like turkey, gravy and delicious, spicy stuffing in the microwave in the kitchen just back the corridor. Now I want Christmas Dinner! Fcuk you Universe, just... fcuk you. Right in the ear! :mad:

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Bring a grapefruit just incase, be a shame to waste it

Well, did you watch it?

Shudders

At least you have a computer, radio and tv wouldn't be a big deal but Internet access is great.

Aglomerado

73Cat wrote: »

My TA is why do other women look at me so suspiciously when I say I don't watch the soaps? I have zero interest in them. I was at a wedding, and a friends wife, asked me what I thought of the latest Eastenders storyline. I said I didn't watch it. You would swear I had just told her I murder babies and eat them raw, the look on her face. She had to call over another friend to say "you won't believe this , but 'Cat doesn't watch the soaps!" I felt like a very interesting specimen altogether

My mother likes to relay the latest storyline on Fair city etc. to me "You know your one, Yvonne...", talking about them as if they are neighbours (note lower case "n"!!). Then she remembers I have not watched soaps since 2003 and struggles to find something else to talk to me about.