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Weirdo warning signs

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  • #62
    PhilBill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭PhilBill


    I plan to use everything people have posted in this thread to make everyone i come into contact with in my daily life feel uncomfortable.


  • #63
    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,006 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    I am inherently suspicious of people who wear hats without good reason like it being cold or they're bald and their head gets sunburned etc. I just work on the assumption that anyone always wearing a cowboy hat,jaunty trilby or sporting a tea cosy with a flower on it is someone I would best avoid.


  • #64
    feargale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,639 ✭✭✭feargale


    Mr_Muffin wrote: »
    You can usually tell by the haircut.

    Like Kim Jung Un?


  • #65
    YellowFeather
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    DoYouEvenLift wrote: »
    Or grip their handbag tighter.

    Especially when they're boys.


  • #66
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    People that judge others on what food or drink they consume. Apart from tea and coffee I find it odd when I see someone complaining about vegetarianism as if someone elses diet has any effect on their lives.

    This goes for alcohol as well. For instance my brother seems to have an obsession with getting other people to drink. I'm 38 and have never drank alcohol and he can't seem to accept it. Also if he's in a pub or restaurant with my mother, who is in her eighties and is on medication for various problems including a heart condition, he's constantly pestering her to drink. On more than one occasion after drinking too much (she's not a heavy drinker but just a couple of glasses of wine doesn't mix well with her medication) she has had to phone the doctor in the middle of the night. I find it weird that anyone could be so obsessed with other people drinking that they would risk their mothers health.

    I honestly can't understand people whose mood is affected by being in the same room as a person who doesn't share their taste in food or drink. If you want to drink loads of alcohol that's fair enough, but why the need to get everyone around you to do the same? Or if you're enjoying a cup of tea how is your enjoyment spoiled by the person beside you not drinking tea?


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  • #67
    RoadhouseBlues
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭RoadhouseBlues


    Anyone that develops an accent after a month at college.
    Anyone that develops an accent after an hour drinking.
    Anyone that doesn't like cats...Yes. I'm one of them.......


  • #68
    mighty magpie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 981 ✭✭✭mighty magpie


    RoadhouseBlues wrote: »
    Anyone that develops an accent after a month at college.
    Anyone that develops an accent after an hour drinking.
    Anyone that doesn't like cats...Yes. I'm one of them.......

    Anyone that develops an accent soon after moving abroad


  • #69
    Paramite Pie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Paramite Pie


    GerB40 wrote: »
    People who are constantly happy and full of energy. ****...

    Miserable bastard......:pac:


  • #70
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    People who wear scarfs or beanie hats when it's warm out, guaranteed bastards! Just wait until the revolution!


  • #71
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    People who wear beige khaki trousers and while sitting across from you in a conversation begin to rub/run their hands up and down their legs from thigh to knee.


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  • #72
    Optimalprimerib
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭Optimalprimerib


    People obsessed on one topic in that it is all that they will talk about. Whatever the conversation is, it will always circle back to this topic.


  • #73
    ardle1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    Women who wear large dark sunglasses at the 'mention' of summer.
    Women who wear snug boots(or what-ever there called)and Russian furry hats at the 'mention' of winter.


  • #74
    sblythe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭sblythe


    ireland.man wrote: »
    Have you a better suggestion about how to use an economics or politics degree?

    Thank you for making me almost wake my girlfriend at 6am.

    That was utterly brilliant.


  • #75
    Jerichoholic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,585 ✭✭✭Jerichoholic


    Anyone who takes selfies.


  • #76
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Anyone in my personal space who hasn't been invited. GET OUT!!


  • #77
    Tell me how
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,752 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    boobar wrote: »
    Especially Sennheiser


    This guy!!!

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=93568029#post93568029
    Gannicus wrote: »
    No it wouldn't



    Okay maybe it will.


    Its a set of Sennheiser headphones.


  • #78
    seventeen sheep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 776 ✭✭✭seventeen sheep


    dark crystal wrote: »
    People with limp handshakes.

    That's a big one for me. It's a very fixable thing, and surely they MUST be aware of it? Nothing like going in for a good firm handshake, only to be offered what feels like a dead fish in return.

    I'm one of the weirdos who doesn't drink hot beverages. I just never started when I was younger, so why bother starting now ... It just seems like a lot of effort, with the boiling kettles and stocking up on milk all the time etc.

    Weirdo sign for me is excessive touchy-feely-ness when first meeting someone. No need for kisses and hugs when you're introduced for the first time.


  • #79
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Personal hygiene basically. If they smell bad, something's off.


  • #80
    somefeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »

    if you're enjoying a cup of tea how is your enjoyment spoiled by the person beside you not drinking tea?

    I don't sit beside weirdos


  • #81
    donegaLroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    Men that refer to their missus as 'ma' or 'mum'... (more common in north america)


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  • #82
    Noobascious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭Noobascious


    Some hitler beatch called a psychiatrist who THINKS (ie can mind read like a fortune teller) that I have "bad thoughts" and uses that as an excuse to detaine me for absolutely nothing.

    I used to be ok but now I don't know I have developed this thought of massacering a psychiatric conference just hope the bitch can't read my mind this time. Being locked up for nothing is turning me into a mass murdering weirdo.


  • #83
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Guy in work: "you know you can't be sentenced or imprisoned if you dont recognise the authority of the court"


  • #84
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Jerichoholic wrote: »
    Anyone who takes selfies.

    I actually think this is massively narcissistic and the selfie phenomenon will be studied in years to come


  • #85
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    sharkfox wrote: »
    I think it's scientifically proven that people with their locks shaved above their ears are weird... Especially if it goes along with a mullet
    So true! I always wonder if they ask for this in the barbers, and if the barbers ask are they sure (if I was a barber I would not want these freaks seen exiting my business). I used to go mental if barbers cut them anyway high, used to tell them not to do the locks at all. Really is freakish looking on some people.

    My mates oddball brother has it, I was wondering if he is there in the mirror doing this to himself and thinking "yep, looking good!" pretty much like this http://thedappermale.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/sideburn-temples-no2.jpg

    Other weirdos are people with very long hair coming out their ears, nose or on their nose or really long eyebrows, or 1 or 2 freakishly long hairs on their eyebrows. Some are very old & senile or whatever, many are not.

    I know of a lad in his 60s and last time I saw him his head and face were immaculately shaved -but had about 3or 4 1/2-1inch hairs on his nose.


  • #86
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    people who leave their xmas decorations up for weeks after xmas, bit odd or maybe a bit lazy?


  • #87
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    People who interrupt you when you try to answer their question - sure sign of stupidity.


  • #88
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Horsehung wrote: »
    People who say how are you and don't actually want to know how you are.

    So pretty much everyone :(


  • #89
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    fryup wrote: »
    people who leave their xmas decorations up for weeks after xmas, bit odd or maybe a bit lazy?

    I always thought they come down on the 5th of January for some reason.


  • #90
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I cuddle a teddy every night :o my husband agrees with you.

    I've ticked at least 4 things on this thread :(

    Ihatecuddles in "Teddy hugging shocker"


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  • #91
    Beano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭Beano


    Horsehung wrote: »
    People who say how are you and don't actually want to know how you are.

    or people that when you ask them how they are they actually tell you. "How are you" is a greeting. its not an excuse to pour your heart to somebody.


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