Weirdo warning signs

The Backwards Man · 05-01-2015 01:41AM

GerB40 wrote: »

A girl asked me not too long ago if I was "totes emotes". I'm 28, I shouldn't be spoken to in such a manner. Btw she was 26. What's wrong with people these days??

I know this pain

dark crystal · 05-01-2015 01:41AM

People with limp handshakes.

somefeen · 05-01-2015 01:44AM

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

But most people are pricks??

*goes through old posts to confirm*

HalloweenJack · 05-01-2015 01:44AM

Das Kitty wrote: »

Unblinking eye-contact from the moment you're introduced.

The opposite, not being able to hold even the slightest eye contact, is also a major warning sign.

Nekarsulm · 05-01-2015 01:44AM

Wearing tweed hats, made from a patchwork of different tweeds. Will often sport an array of badges /pins in their jacket lapel. Will usually engage you in a conversation about religion or the morals of young ones. ...

zzfh · 05-01-2015 01:47AM

i dont like tea/coffee....and most people ARE pricks.

Annasopra · 05-01-2015 01:49AM

I think people who think its weird not to like or coffee are weirdos.

KungPao · 05-01-2015 01:51AM

Weirdos are way more interesting than the normals.

Nothing to be afraid of...unless they like to cut people up.

Give me "a character" any day, over a 'Conor O' Something Irish' who works in an office, has a pretty enough wife (but you probably wouldn't...), a couple of kids and a reasonable car.

The Backwards Man · 05-01-2015 01:52AM

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

I think people who think its weird not to like or coffee are weirdos.

I think people who think its weird for people to think its weird that people don't like coffee are weird.

I think.

Into The Blue · 05-01-2015 01:52AM

Still wearing his Christmas jumper

RDM_83 again · 05-01-2015 01:52AM

Das Kitty wrote: »

Unblinking eye-contact from the moment you're introduced.

I've a friend like that, he stayed with me and the ex and I thought he was going to try it on with her, then after an afternoon of him staring at me I thought he was going to try it on with me :eek:
He did very well with women though

Son Of A Vidic · 05-01-2015 01:56AM

RDM_83 again wrote: »

He did very well with women though

Hypnotist?

foxy farmer · 05-01-2015 01:59AM

People who call the guards when your 12 yr old labrador wanders into their garden.
Neighbours who stop talking to you because you're friendly with owner of said 12 yr old dog.

ardle1 · 05-01-2015 02:05AM

Anyone who confuses 'FaceBook' status with their 'actual life live as we speak what you had for breakfast status'.

Da Jimmy · 05-01-2015 02:11AM

It's in their eyes! You just know, can't explain it.

AngryHippie · 05-01-2015 02:13AM

The ould weirdos are great craic !

Its still a good idea to have a deadbolt fitted and know some basic ass-whoopin moves though, just in case you encounter one of the bad weirdos.

Saipanne · 05-01-2015 02:16AM

somefeen wrote: »

What little things do people look out for to know that someones going to turn out to be a weirdo?

For me its

1. Doesn't like tea/coffee
2. Thinks most people are pricks

If someone displays either of those characteristics I'm instantly wary of them.

Number two is true. Knowing it means I am never disappointed with people.

For me, its people who tell ya their life story within minutes of meeting them. Those people tend to be c,unts.

sharkfox · 05-01-2015 02:22AM

I think it's scientifically proven that people with their locks shaved above their ears are weird... Especially if it goes along with a mullet

Ihatecuddles · 05-01-2015 02:27AM

Iranoutofideas wrote: »

Adults that still have their teddy bear from childhood.

Freaks.

I cuddle a teddy every night

my husband agrees with you.

I've ticked at least 4 things on this thread

Meangadh · 05-01-2015 02:43AM

Ah a bit weird is a great thing. I find it a very attractive trait actually. It's when people go from weird to total headcases you need to worry.

Although if I met someone with no friends at all I would find that very odd.

And unless there are major financial restraints or they have to care for a parent or something, anyone over the age of 30 still living at home, especially if they've never lived anywhere else independently, is also a bit strange.

Mozzeltoff · 05-01-2015 02:46AM

Saipanne wrote: »

For me, its people who tell ya their life story within minutes of meeting them. Those people tend to be c,unts.

This! The first time I met my brother in laws current girlfriend, she told me her full life story within ten minutes of meeting her. I should have known then that she was going to be some kind of bunny boiler

The Backwards Man · 05-01-2015 02:46AM

Meangadh wrote: »

Ah a bit weird is a great thing. I find it a very attractive trait actually. It's when people go from weird to total headcases you need to worry.

Although if I met someone with no friends at all I would find that very odd.

And unless there are major financial restraints or they have to care for a parent or something, anyone over the age of 30 still living at home, especially if they've never lived anywhere else independently, is also a bit strange.

They might just be tight as a badger's arse. Still not a very attractive trait admittedly, but hardly word.

Allyall · 05-01-2015 02:49AM

The fact that someone would make a list or have "Warning signs" that early, or from looking at someone says a lot.

darlenmol · 05-01-2015 02:49AM

HalloweenJack wrote: »

The opposite, not being able to hold even the slightest eye contact, is also a major warning sign.

chances are they might have aspergers and aren't at all weird

ireland.man · 05-01-2015 02:52AM

Anyone who says "I just tell it as it is...", or "I can be a bit of a bastard" is going to lack social skills, be self-absorbed and frankly a weirdo.

brevity · 05-01-2015 02:52AM

"I mean I'm not anti vaccination but..."

The Diabolical Monocle · 05-01-2015 02:54AM

fussyonion wrote: »

Staring constantly at you, with dead eyes, in conversation.

I know this fella...infamous weirdo round my area.. and his eyeballs never move when you're talking to him or he's talking to you.
It's chilling.
He also has murdery looking teeth.

foggy_lad · 05-01-2015 02:54AM

those who shop religiously in farmers markets and go to places like O'Briens to meet friends for coffee and a chat about intellectual sh1t several times a week.

ireland.man · 05-01-2015 02:57AM

foggy_lad wrote: »

those who shop religiously in farmers markets and go to places like O'Briens to meet friends for coffee and a chat about intellectual sh1t several times a week.

Have you a better suggestion about how to use an economics or politics degree?

Badly Drunk Boy · 05-01-2015 03:01AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I cuddle a teddy every night my husband agrees with you.

I've ticked at least 4 things on this thread

I thought you hated cuddles? Or are teddies exempt?

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