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Weirdo warning signs

  • 05-01-2015 01:15AM
    #1
    somefeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭


    What little things do people look out for to know that someones going to turn out to be a weirdo?

    For me its

    1. Doesn't like tea/coffee
    2. Thinks most people are pricks

    If someone displays either of those characteristics I'm instantly wary of them.


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  • #2
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    General rocking back and forth, chanting in an unknown language. ..


  • #3
    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    Is fat and/or smelly.


  • #4
    keithclancy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,157 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    "I think eating food that casts a shadow is murder"


  • #5
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    But most people are pricks??


  • #6
    Das Kitty
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Unblinking eye-contact from the moment you're introduced.


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    They cross the street when they see you coming.


  • #8
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    DoYouEvenLift wrote: »
    Is fat and/or smelly.

    :(


  • #9
    RedemptionZ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,758 ✭✭✭RedemptionZ


    If they use internet forums.


  • #10
    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    They cross the street when they see you coming.


    Or grip their handbag tighter.


  • #11
    GerB40
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭GerB40


    People who are constantly happy and full of energy. ****...


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  • #12
    AnimalChin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 120 ✭✭AnimalChin


    Has no use and never will for earphones/headphones.


  • #13
    berger89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 387 ✭✭berger89


    somefeen wrote: »
    What little things do people look out for to know that someones going to turn out to be a weirdo?

    For me its

    1. Doesn't like tea/coffee
    2. Thinks most people are pricks

    If someone displays either of those characteristics I'm instantly wary of them.

    - when they look on the floor when you/they speak
    - yes, when they don't drink tea!
    - when they smile at you (and without blinking )every time they catch your line of sight
    - when they don't like cinema popcorn :P


  • #14
    pablo128
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,210 ✭✭✭pablo128


    Someone who believes in ghosts!:pac: ;)


  • #15
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    somefeen wrote: »
    What little things do people look out for to know that someones going to turn out to be a weirdo?

    For me its

    1. Doesn't like tea/coffee
    2. Thinks most people are pricks

    If someone displays either of those characteristics I'm instantly wary of them.

    those awful academics who speak fluent Japanese/ancient Greek/hieroglyphics etc and studied quantum physics just for the craic, any man or woman who gets someone else to change the wheel on their car because they "never had to do it before and wouldn't know what to do". People who have written their own book just to say they did and have a blog where they put all that happens them and their family on a daily basis.

    these type of people are hiding away from reality and are not to be trusted:pac:


  • #16
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    AnimalChin wrote: »
    Has no use and never will for earphones/headphones.
    Whatever happened to Teddy anyway?

    I also have a deep mistrust of people who don't know all the words to 'Hold On' by Wilson Philips


  • #17
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Doesn't have a television.


  • #18
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    AnimalChin wrote: »
    Has no use and never will for earphones/headphones.

    Especially Sennheiser


  • #19
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Staring constantly at you, with dead eyes, in conversation.

    I know this fella...infamous weirdo round my area.. and his eyeballs never move when you're talking to him or he's talking to you.
    It's chilling.
    He also has murdery looking teeth.


  • #20
    porsche959
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,499 ✭✭✭porsche959


    Soccer bores, i.e. people who assume that everyone in the entire world shares their obsession.

    Applies to some other sports also but soccer bores are the worst.


  • #21
    berger89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 387 ✭✭berger89


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Staring constantly at you, with dead eyes, in conversation.


    He also has murdery looking teeth.

    Gnashers that would strip meat of a chicken wing! :D


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  • #22
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Men that wear skinny jeans, have beards,wear dickie bows, cycle high nellies...

    Into irony...hipster types


  • #23
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    cruais wrote: »
    General rocking back and forth, chanting in an unknown language. ..

    I rock back and forth....a lot :o


  • #24
    GerB40
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭GerB40


    A girl asked me not too long ago if I was "totes emotes". I'm 28, I shouldn't be spoken to in such a manner. Btw she was 26. What's wrong with people these days??


  • #25
    lecker Hendl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 409 ✭✭lecker Hendl


    people who make lists about weirdos


  • #26
    GerB40
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭GerB40


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Staring constantly at you, with dead eyes, in conversation.

    I know this fella...infamous weirdo round my area.. and his eyeballs never move when you're talking to him or he's talking to you.
    It's chilling.
    He also has murdery looking teeth.

    It sounds like he's on crack.. The teeth, the pool ball eyes, definitely on something anyway.


  • #27
    berger89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 387 ✭✭berger89


    GerB40 wrote: »
    A girl asked me not too long ago if I was "totes emotes". I'm 28, I shouldn't be spoken to in such a manner. Btw she was 26. What's wrong with people these days??

    That actually made me LOL! :P ;)
    So true though, all those feckin' yolo, lmfao, omg, loike. Get a dictionary, eejits. Oh wait, haven't some of those made it into the Oxford dictionary?!! :( Ugh….


  • #28
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I rock back and forth....a lot :o

    Yeah but u don't chant so its cool brah


  • #29
    Iranoutofideas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭Iranoutofideas


    Adults that still have their teddy bear from childhood.


    Freaks.


  • #30
    Mr_Muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 917 ✭✭✭Mr_Muffin


    You can usually tell by the haircut.


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  • #31
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Staring constantly at you, with dead eyes, in conversation.

    I know this fella...infamous weirdo round my area.. and his eyeballs never move when you're talking to him or he's talking to you.
    It's chilling.
    He also has murdery looking teeth.
    I have a vision of that fella from Fr. Ted who wore the I shot JR tshirt


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