T-Shirt Slogans. What would you like?

cat_rant · 31-05-2003 09:31PM

heres one id like:
(on the front) jesus loves you
(on the back) everyone else thinks your a ****!

priceless!!!!!

suppafly · 01-06-2003 11:52PM

i t-shirt that i thought was pure funny was that one from Notting Hill, that hugh grants house mat ewas wearing. I remember what he it said but i remember it was pure funny!!

Pigman II · 02-06-2003 12:00AM

'In Kazakhstan, after Communism, we have a lot of porno! I like, I like, I like a shave pussy!'

rymus · 02-06-2003 01:26AM

I can often be seen riding my motorbike around the streets of Cork wearing my "If you can read this the bitch fell off" t shirt. Oh how I love that shirt. Never fails to get a laugh from whatever motorist is behind me in traffic

Crucifix · 02-06-2003 01:55AM

"God blesses, Satan cares"
"This way up^", written upside down.

MrBigglesworth · 02-06-2003 02:04AM

"Jesus is coming!!!!!!!"

And on the back:

"Everyone look busy!!!!"

Caesar_Bojangle · 02-06-2003 06:19PM

I think i'll stick with my Raz B tshirt as he's just so damn fine.

(^just look at the way he works the chair)

Asok · 02-06-2003 06:56PM

The Boards logo with a pirates bandana over the top and in bold writing below it saying "Prepare To Be Boarded!"

The Sweeper · 02-06-2003 07:53PM

"It's never too late to have a happy childhood".

irishguy · 02-06-2003 08:13PM

this is my fav they sell them in river island:
READTHISWHILE
ISTAREAT
YOURTITS
Its white text on a black background in the format of a eye chart, its pure class you really have to see it this doesnt do it justice

DeVore · 02-06-2003 08:15PM

Originally posted by spandauballet

Actually I really like it when people hijack big corporate logos...

There was one (real life) pic I saw recently with a 9 year old kid working in sweatshop on a sowing machine with a really nasty looking guard behind him with a truncheon.

The caption said "Just do it!".

DeV.

Amz · 02-06-2003 09:42PM

There's one I've seen it looks like the Boots The chemist but sez Boobs instead

Can't find a pic at the moment...

amp · 03-06-2003 03:19AM

One word: "Hebitchmanwhore".

Panda · 03-06-2003 07:55PM

i've a couple of other pics dying to be printed to a t-shirt, but i dont have them with me atm....

But for now this as a small logo on a black t-shirt:

Panda · 03-06-2003 07:57PM

/erk wrong pic

heres the pic

tman · 03-06-2003 08:14PM

Actually I really like it when people hijack big corporate logos...

same here, the mastercard logo with 'masterbate' as the text is one of my faves.
and the warner brothers one "if you see tha police, warn a brotha"

cournioni · 03-06-2003 08:56PM

Front:
Make
7

Back:
Up
Yours!

WhiteWashMan · 04-06-2003 10:53AM

you can let go of my ears, i know what im doing....

bringitdown · 04-06-2003 11:13AM

I shot J.R.
Are you local?
Can I help you at all?
You knew I had this gun

.. in fact anything from the league of gentlemen

DapperGent · 04-06-2003 11:54AM

I remember I had a t-shirt made up for a mate of mine for his birthday.

It said:

You Dirty Dirty Bitch

He got loads of attention from the ladyeez too.

solice · 04-06-2003 04:28PM

seriously the best place for t shirts is in tramore in waterford (yes i know tacky town) there is a shop next to the doughnout bar and man those t shirts are great.
got one last summer but i cant say wat it is yet. am heading out with a few friends soon and going to wear it. people will stare.

but remember what i said. TRAMORE aka TACKYTOWN

Sauron · 04-06-2003 04:39PM

3 WORDS I'm with stupid ->

also there is a very funny corporate logo where it says enjoy cocaine instead of enjoy coca cola
in the same writing:) :ninja:

Lemming · 04-06-2003 04:49PM

I have a black t-shirt at home with this tiny white border box printed on the upper chest with white writing in it printed upside down. It reads:
"If you can read this you're sitting on my face"

That's had some funny reactions

I also like the hijacked corporate logo type tshirts.

cournioni · 04-06-2003 08:07PM

Originally posted by Lemming
I have a black t-shirt at home with this tiny white border box printed on the upper chest with white writing in it printed upside down. It reads:
"If you can read this you're sitting on my face"

That's had some funny reactions

I also like the hijacked corporate logo type tshirts.

Yeah, I have a similar No Fear t-shirt, with No Fear on the front backwards and "If you can read this call an Ambulance!" on the back with the writing upside down and the words are smashed into different pieces.

nesthead · 04-06-2003 09:06PM

where the hell can u get a no fat chicks or im with stupid t-shirt? what the hell happened to those crappy t-shirt shops that u could print t's in?

Tyrrial · 05-06-2003 10:54AM

how about:
"i can't see my eye's, my teeth are itchy, i've lost all feeling in my hair and........"
<on the back>
"i'm a Hypnocondriac"

Sarky · 05-06-2003 02:56PM

Stark · 05-06-2003 03:06PM

"Dyslexic Fcuk"

"Peoples Republic Of Cock"

rymus · 05-06-2003 08:10PM

Originally posted by Sarky

Oi, you hijacked my t-shirt!

Sarky · 05-06-2003 08:13PM

Saw one in a pub recently that read:

I can see you have standards.
All you b*tches have f*cking standards.

T-Shirt Slogans. What would you like?

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