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T-Shirt Slogans. What would you like?

  • 30-05-2003 12:14am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭


    Ever heard something and said "I have to get that on a T-Shirt"

    Heres a couple of mine

    1)"Its 12am, Do you know where your girlfriend is?"

    2)"Ide rather be masterbating"(youd have to have balls to wear it though, pardon the pun :) )

    3)"(arrow poining up) The man, (Arrow pointing down)The legend"

    And this has to be my personal favourite definately have to get it done some day

    4)"9 out 10 voices in my head say ide do her" :) Classic

    (Had a list of these somewhere(way too much free time) must try
    an find it)

    If you have any post um


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,174 ✭✭✭[CALIBUR]




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,711 ✭✭✭Dr. Dre


    I always fancied that Blockbusters one.
    A picture of Bob Holnes holding a small tablet between his fingers, with the caption "I'll have an E please Bob"
    Good Show.

    Or another one ( done in a hazy font )
    "I'm not as think, as you drunk I am, occifer"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Wolf


    Hmm a few of these actaully.

    1. Yuck fou! (and on the back) u cucking funt!

    2. Gimp

    3. "If this Cow got the chance hed eat you and everyone you care about" <Insert pic of some cortoon cute cow>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 651 ✭✭✭Okie


    There's a mate of mine that's usually good for these type of T-shirts.

    The few I can remember are: a black shirt with what looks like blood spelling out "Rehab Is For Quitters" :eek:

    Another one has three small pictures of: 1- A Razor blade 2- A rolled up twenty pound note and 3- Two small white lines. The caption reads "The White Stuff"

    I've seen a few I'd love to get: A black t-shirt with nearly black writing "I'm only wearing black until they invent a darker colour!"

    One with a picture of Harold Shipman with the words "Carry On Doctor"

    A few others I can't quite remember...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Borzoi




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭jammy_dodger


    You can make t shirts using transfere paper, that you just print off your pc and iron em on, i do it all the time, Using photoshop you can some funny ones, imposing my head on to other bodies like superman and Alf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,711 ✭✭✭Dr. Dre


    Oh and by the way, you can get these and other t-shirts here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,346 ✭✭✭✭KdjaCL


    OT but where can you get decent T shirts made up cheapish?

    I want some with TMT logo on it but dunno any places that do nice ones ie not white with scrawled iron on.

    kdjac


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,601 ✭✭✭Kali


    im with stupid ->


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭Nemici


    saw sombody with a nice T shirt that said:

    fu*ck you you f*cking f*uck

    made me laugh anyway.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭jammy_dodger


    I lost my virginity to a law firm,

    A bit lawyer orientated, but the guys at the Kings would love this


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Originally posted by Dr. Dre
    Oh and by the way, you can get these and other t-shirts here
    some good ones there:
    attitudepreview16.jpg
    attitudepreview18.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Dr Bolouswki


    u know those chicks t-shirts that say things like 'cheeky monkey' 'pornstar' 'bitch' etc?

    I want to see one that just says

    COCK

    Would it work?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭jammy_dodger


    doubt it, but im not a big fan of that style of t shirt, so my point is irrelivant.

    it could work with a big pic of a rooster on it though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭fisty


    mates has a t with following text

    "No really.....
    Whats wrong with your face?"

    It's priceless.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Is it just me or do other people want to stab passers by in the eye with a fork when you see some corporate logo "humourously" doctored to incorporate some stilted and clichéd drug reference?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Dr Bolouswki


    I had one years ago that had two cartoon pictures of carrots, one waaaay bigger than the other and the logo read

    'carrote e bene, ma carotone e melore'

    forgive my bad italian - it means

    'carrots are good, but big carrots are better'

    I wore it for the whole summer, totally digging its ambiguity (I'm a straight male), and the fact that not many people got the joke...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭fisty


    not many irish people speak italian.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Dr Bolouswki


    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Originally posted by Robbo
    Is it just me or do other people want to stab passers by in the eye with a fork when you see some corporate logo "humourously" doctored to incorporate some stilted and clichéd drug reference?
    attitudepreview15.jpg:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    My brother went and got a few done for himself.

    One says "Nuke The Whales", the other says "Arm The Homeless".

    I recently considered getting a shirt that had a big downwards pointing arrow with the words "C'mon, it's not going to suck itself." on top.

    Or maybe just stick with a nice big F*CK OFF on the front.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭Kappar


    "Old people smell of Piss"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭hostyle


    "Eat the homeless" or "Autographs available on request" ...

    Actually am I the only one who goes up to bands playing in clubs / pubs and asks them if they want my autograph?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    Originally posted by Kappar
    "Old people smell of Piss"

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,306 ✭✭✭NeMiSiS


    Ive allways wanted the classic : No Fat Chicks.

    Or a simple '**** you'

    I think the latest one on tshirthell is ****ing halarious as in :

    Finish your pussy ! There are horny people in Ethopia !

    or

    Mother
    ****ing
    Teresa

    Brilliant.

    nem


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 735 ✭✭✭beardedchicken


    i've been meaning to get one with "WIDE LOAD" right across the chest..... it'd be interesting to see people's reactions!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    "i r barcode battler champ"

    or

    "Want gonorrhea?"

    either one would keep me happy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭ballooba


    "Same old fcuking joke and its still not funny."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 410 ✭✭Drazhar


    "Where's my wheelchair"

    Friend of mine came up with that one a few nights ago

    i have one i love

    red T-Shirt with

    "BA57ARD"

    in white across it

    and another with

    "FUC73D UP"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Dredz


    Originally posted by Sarky


    One says "Nuke The Whales", the other says "Arm The Homeless".


    "Arm The Homeless" - been my MSN nick for about a year :D

    Tom Morello's guitar, don'cha know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 917 ✭✭✭cat_rant


    heres one id like:
    (on the front) jesus loves you
    (on the back) everyone else thinks your a ****!

    priceless!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭suppafly


    i t-shirt that i thought was pure funny was that one from Notting Hill, that hugh grants house mat ewas wearing. I remember what he it said but i remember it was pure funny!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    'In Kazakhstan, after Communism, we have a lot of porno! I like, I like, I like a shave pussy!'

    hboborat.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    I can often be seen riding my motorbike around the streets of Cork wearing my "If you can read this the bitch fell off" t shirt. Oh how I love that shirt. Never fails to get a laugh from whatever motorist is behind me in traffic :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    "God blesses, Satan cares"
    "This way up^", written upside down.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 221 ✭✭MrBigglesworth


    "Jesus is coming!!!!!!!"

    And on the back:

    "Everyone look busy!!!!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    I think i'll stick with my Raz B tshirt as he's just so damn fine.

    razzb_th.jpg


    (^just look at the way he works the chair)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭Asok


    The Boards logo with a pirates bandana over the top and in bold writing below it saying "Prepare To Be Boarded!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    "It's never too late to have a happy childhood".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭irishguy


    this is my fav they sell them in river island:
    READTHISWHILE
    ISTAREAT
    YOURTITS
    Its white text on a black background in the format of a eye chart, its pure class you really have to see it this doesnt do it justice


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  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Originally posted by spandauballet
    attitudepreview15.jpg:D

    Actually I really like it when people hijack big corporate logos...

    There was one (real life) pic I saw recently with a 9 year old kid working in sweatshop on a sowing machine with a really nasty looking guard behind him with a truncheon.

    The caption said "Just do it!". :)

    DeV.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    There's one I've seen it looks like the Boots The chemist but sez Boobs instead

    Can't find a pic at the moment...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    One word: "Hebitchmanwhore".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    i've a couple of other pics dying to be printed to a t-shirt, but i dont have them with me atm....

    But for now this as a small logo on a black t-shirt:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    /erk wrong pic

    heres the pic


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Actually I really like it when people hijack big corporate logos...
    same here, the mastercard logo with 'masterbate' as the text is one of my faves.
    and the warner brothers one "if you see tha police, warn a brotha"


  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Front:
    Make
    7

    Back:
    Up
    Yours!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    you can let go of my ears, i know what im doing....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭bringitdown


    I shot J.R.
    Are you local?
    Can I help you at all?
    You knew I had this gun

    .. in fact anything from the league of gentlemen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,838 ✭✭✭DapperGent


    I remember I had a t-shirt made up for a mate of mine for his birthday.

    It said:

    You Dirty Dirty Bitch


    He got loads of attention from the ladyeez too.


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