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Holy bibles in Irish hotel rooms....

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Like the priest who checked in to the hotel.

    Priest "is the porn disabled?"

    Receptionist "no it's just the regular stuff you sick b*stard"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 599 ✭✭✭curioser


    42 days, 2 hours, 28 minutes and 2 seconds
    Think that's it now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus



    A line that I keep with me is: "He is puffed up with conceit and understands nothing. He has an unhealthy craving for controversy and for quarrels about words, which produce envy, dissension, slander and evil suspicions.

    Ah, Timothy 6:4, very good reading.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Venus In Furs


    How long before some atheists get offended by this
    Not as soon as a "Lol atheists" comment anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,429 ✭✭✭Woshy




    Obligatory Bill Hicks post. Are y'all Gideons?

    I've seen it in other countries, but never in Ireland. Are there Gideons in Ireland?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    The worst experience I've had with the Gideon bible's involved a guest who was a little mad.

    He decided to tear the pages out of the bible and stick them to the walls of the room with blood and excrement. He also strangely put a chair in the middle of the room balanced on glasses.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,833 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Ol' Donie wrote: »
    Peace be with you.
    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    And also with you.

    Let us pray.

    Feck ye Dougal.

    That's my line.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    They are left by the Giddyups.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    How long before some atheists get offended by this

    A hell of a lot longer than it would take Christians to be offended by atheist literature placed in hotel rooms.


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