Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Jake1 wrote: »

Do you speak of the delicious Tom Ford. Id ate him off a stick with vinegar running down his arse.

No this guy that comes into work to have his waxing done. He keeps coming back to me and God, I do be delighted seeing him come into the salon, he's unreal looking. Really tall, Northern accent, muscley, and smooth. Really good dress sense, lovely hair. Stubble. He looks like he fell out of a magazine. And then casually mentions his boyfriend today. Devastated.

People you don't know asking you to have a loan of your glasses no like and you won't see about of then anyway lol

jimgoose wrote: »

<ahem>

I know Jim. This should have been a red flag, but hindsights a great thing. Although I wax my oh and he's straight (enough!) so, I don't know. Men are getting more into the manscaping I think

onlyrocknroll wrote: »

As someone who has his birthday soon after Christmas, I can tell you that most people just scrimp on your presents

Aww sorry to hear that, that's crap! Have a hug! *hug*

I'm not a Scrooge. I still get nice presents for the people it's just a pain because there are good few.

Just catching up on the TA thread.

I need to know more about the pink sparkly pony given as a gift !

fussyonion wrote: »

People who KNOW they're gorgeous and put up selfies of themselves in their best poses and then acting all modest when they get tons of compliments.

There's a girl on my Facebook friends list who is really beautiful but she fcuking knows it and is ALWAYS posting selfies of herself...then acts all surprised when she gets compliments from men and women alike.

Hate these f.uckers. They're as bad as the thoroughly average bints who insist on posting silly posing photos of themselves. I've a relative who's OH is well into her twenties, they've a kid together etc. I was looking at her profile the other day and every single photo of her was one of those silly schoolgirl pouting ones with big f.ucking angular eyebrows and a shocked expression on her face. Why do women do this? They all make the exact same face!

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

People who make you feel old. The young taxi driver who drove us to the pub last night asked if we'd been to the disco the night before. My answer was 'I haven't been to a disco here since '92'. That made me feel old, and no, we did not go to a disco last night either. Fecking shocking price of drink, it's been a long time since we went to a pub.

heeheee something similar happened to me a while ago. We'd an electric outage in our area and as I drove home, an usher stopped me to inform me that the youth disco was cancelled. "Do I look young enough to be going to a youth disco?" I asked, as I batted my delighted eyelashes at him. "No", he replied, "I just thought you might have had some kids in the back"

- people who have such bad breath that when they open their mouth while sitting next to you, is so potent would knock you out.

- girls who dress ridiculously. This young wan, 15 denier tights on her, lace short shorts, like so short that the boy shorts I've got on as underwear is covering more of me than her shorts is of her. Then she's there with a big massive Cape on her and a scarf. Ffs. If it's that cold out don't leave home without your pants.

-- the realisation that I'm turning into my mother, God help us.

LexieOnRale wrote: »

No this guy that comes into work to have his waxing done. He keeps coming back to me and God, I do be delighted seeing him come into the salon, he's unreal looking. Really tall, Northern accent, muscley, and smooth. Really good dress sense, lovely hair. Stubble. He looks like he fell out of a magazine. And then casually mentions his boyfriend today. Devastated.

And it took you more than a minute to tell he was gay?