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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

humanji

Continued from previous thread: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057255123

Last thread reached the 10k post mark in about 4 and a half months. Let's try and beat this folks!

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Jake1 wrote: »

Do you speak of the delicious Tom Ford. Id ate him off a stick with vinegar running down his arse.

No this guy that comes into work to have his waxing done. He keeps coming back to me and God, I do be delighted seeing him come into the salon, he's unreal looking. Really tall, Northern accent, muscley, and smooth. Really good dress sense, lovely hair. Stubble. He looks like he fell out of a magazine. And then casually mentions his boyfriend today. Devastated.

Ghost Buster

Gaelgores. So many of them are arrogant ignorant gits.
I was in the breakfast hall in a hotel this morning and encountered a mammy yammering away as gaeilge to little Oisin and Una and Uacta Reoite at the self service area. No issues there. BUT when they were seated and a member of staff came to take tea and coffee orders they continued to address her and each other in Irish. Let's face it. The majority of the population have little more than basic Irish so to use it in this setting was ****ing rude.

TrustedApple

People you don't know asking you to have a loan of your glasses no like and you won't see about of then anyway lol

Ghost Buster

samapple789 wrote: »

People you don't know asking you to have a loan of your glasses no like and you won't see about of then anyway lol

Huh?

PizzamanIRL

Sex scene filled film just came on with the mother in the room. Time to leave that room.

Matta Harri

Saving my boots advantage points for some lovely Molton Brown shower gel. Finally had enough and it's fūcking sold out. Feck them anyway.

One eyed Jack

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Huh?

Spectacles GB, and depending on whether the person is very long or short sighted, they may not be able to see much through spectacles as thick as tumblers

czechlin

People having their birthdays right before, during and after Christmas. I know it's not their fault but FECK!!!

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

No this guy that comes into work to have his waxing done...

<ahem>

jimgoose

73Cat wrote: »

...I hope they both get explosive diarrhoea!!

:):) Strong is this one with the Force! !

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jimgoose wrote: »

<ahem>

I know Jim. This should have been a red flag, but hindsights a great thing. Although I wax my oh and he's straight (enough!) so, I don't know. Men are getting more into the manscaping I think

McChubbin

One of my mother's friends is now using the box room to bed down in.
Why do they always come to us? I just wanted a quiet night in with some rum and coke but no.. our house always has to cater to the marital problems of others. Urgh. I have a strict policy of not getting involved with other people's conflicts but my mother never listens and so I have to be subject to the bawling and the drinking and the inadvertable noise filtering in from the living room.
Boo-urns.

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

...manscaping...

<click>

onlyrocknroll

czechlin wrote: »

People having their birthdays right before, during and after Christmas. I know it's not their fault but FECK!!!

As someone who has his birthday soon after Christmas, I can tell you that most people just scrimp on your presents

czechlin

onlyrocknroll wrote: »

As someone who has his birthday soon after Christmas, I can tell you that most people just scrimp on your presents

Aww sorry to hear that, that's crap! Have a hug! *hug*

I'm not a Scrooge. I still get nice presents for the people it's just a pain because there are good few.

efb

czechlin wrote: »

People having their birthdays right before, during and after Christmas. I know it's not their fault but FECK!!!

On behalf of my fellow birthday in Dec/Jan peeps sorry.

We get nothing as everyone is broke

PizzamanIRL

People who say 'in before the lock'. Why do people post this? Do they feel special that they posted before a thread gets locked? That's as bad as posting 'Omg first!!!!!' on YouTube videos

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Having an interesting dream, someone's just about to tell you something when the alarm goes off and now you'll never know what was about to be said

LynnGrace

Just catching up on the TA thread.

I need to know more about the pink sparkly pony given as a gift

OldNotWIse

"Hunt for killer shark" - why? Sorry but if you want to swim in a shark's natural habitat then you should be prepared to accept the consequences ie; that you might bloody well get eaten. Leave the poor f.ucking shark alone. All that can be achieved by killing him is satisfaction of mob blood lust and revenge.

People are such w.ankers

OldNotWIse

fussyonion wrote: »

People who KNOW they're gorgeous and put up selfies of themselves in their best poses and then acting all modest when they get tons of compliments.

There's a girl on my Facebook friends list who is really beautiful but she fcuking knows it and is ALWAYS posting selfies of herself...then acts all surprised when she gets compliments from men and women alike.

Hate these f.uckers. They're as bad as the thoroughly average bints who insist on posting silly posing photos of themselves. I've a relative who's OH is well into her twenties, they've a kid together etc. I was looking at her profile the other day and every single photo of her was one of those silly schoolgirl pouting ones with big f.ucking angular eyebrows and a shocked expression on her face. Why do women do this? They all make the exact same face!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Aww don't hate on the angular eyebrow!

OldNotWIse

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

People who make you feel old. The young taxi driver who drove us to the pub last night asked if we'd been to the disco the night before. My answer was 'I haven't been to a disco here since '92'. That made me feel old, and no, we did not go to a disco last night either. Fecking shocking price of drink, it's been a long time since we went to a pub.

heeheee something similar happened to me a while ago. We'd an electric outage in our area and as I drove home, an usher stopped me to inform me that the youth disco was cancelled. "Do I look young enough to be going to a youth disco?" I asked, as I batted my delighted eyelashes at him. "No", he replied, "I just thought you might have had some kids in the back"

OldNotWIse

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Aww don't hate on the angular eyebrow!

There's nothing wrong with an angle, it's when the bloody thing becomes a pencilled-on, anorexic, upside down V that I am annoyed, trivially so when it's paired with that stupid pout.

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- people who have such bad breath that when they open their mouth while sitting next to you, is so potent would knock you out.

- girls who dress ridiculously. This young wan, 15 denier tights on her, lace short shorts, like so short that the boy shorts I've got on as underwear is covering more of me than her shorts is of her. Then she's there with a big massive Cape on her and a scarf. Ffs. If it's that cold out don't leave home without your pants.

-- the realisation that I'm turning into my mother, God help us.

pragmatic1

People that wake me up when I'm sleeping.

shruikan2553

LexieOnRale wrote: »

No this guy that comes into work to have his waxing done. He keeps coming back to me and God, I do be delighted seeing him come into the salon, he's unreal looking. Really tall, Northern accent, muscley, and smooth. Really good dress sense, lovely hair. Stubble. He looks like he fell out of a magazine. And then casually mentions his boyfriend today. Devastated.

And it took you more than a minute to tell he was gay?

[Deleted User]

People who wish their other half a happy anniversary on Facebook.

Would they not just say it to their partner directly? With a card perhaps? And a ride?

danrua01

pragmatic1 wrote: »

People that wake me up when I'm sleeping.

Well, when else are they gonna wake you up?!

Boom_Bap

Deleted User wrote: »

People who wish their other half a happy anniversary on Facebook.

Would they not just say it to their partner directly? With a card perhaps? And a ride?

One of my gripes, it actually drives me into a mini rage, when someone posts a heartfelt tribute to a lost love one on an anniversary but directly 'talks' to them in the post.

They. Are. Not. Reading. It.