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Loo roll of choice?

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  • 27-12-2014 12:08am
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    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,819 ✭✭✭


    What toilet roll do you buy?

    I used to buy a cheap 40-roll pack from the local cheapy shop for a tenner but then it used to go all bally when you used it, resulting in clumps of toilet paper on the bathroom floor AND giving one an itchy bottom, so I switched to Cushelle.
    What do you buy?

    PS I actually ran out of loo roll this evening so have resorted to using Kleenex Balsam tissues, which feels luxurious and I suppose it's allowed since tis Christmas...


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    AboutaWeekAgo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 651 ✭✭✭AboutaWeekAgo


    The white kind


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    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Yesterdays newspaper.


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    berger89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 387 ✭✭berger89


    We have to use Kittensoft coz anything else is too thick to go down… :/ toilet paper, that is.. ;)


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    pudzey101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,925 ✭✭✭pudzey101


    20 dollah billz :P


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    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Andrex, I think it's the Shea butter ones. Loo roll is worth spending a little more on


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    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    The finest tesco bog roll for 99cent for 4.


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    #8
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,819 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    I was always one of those people who felt toilet roll was all the same and why waste money on expensive stuff, but then I used the cheap shoite and my arse was very angry about it, so yeah, Lexie, I see what you mean!


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    AboutaWeekAgo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 651 ✭✭✭AboutaWeekAgo


    Really though, wet wipes are the way to go, gets the job done better than any paper and doesn't take as many sheets. Going back to toilet paper after them is like going back to Playboy after using Redtube.


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    The Domonator
    Registered Users Posts: 304 ✭✭The Domonator


    Get you significant other to use newspaper, then you can read the news whilst having sex doggy style.


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    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Whatever reduces the chances of my finger going through the paper and up me hole.


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    Pwindedd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,235 ✭✭✭Pwindedd


    At the moment we have The Snowman toilet roll. It was on special.


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    SMJSF
    Registered Users Posts: 600 ✭✭✭SMJSF


    cheep tesco everyday value 12 pack!


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    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    the daily mail


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    JaMarcusHustle
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    When it comes to shopping, I find the discount brands or own-name brands are nearly always just as good (if not better) than the premium brands.

    However, there are 3 things I will never cheap out on.

    Sausages, ketchup and toilet paper.


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    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Left hand for wiping. Right hand for eating… I think?! Shît! Can't remember :eek::o


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    moxin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭moxin


    The quilted kind from Aldi, soft but tough on yer behind ;)


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    Rabbo
    Registered Users Posts: 637 ✭✭✭Rabbo


    JaMarcusHustle wrote: »
    When it comes to shopping, I find the discount brands or own-name brands are nearly always just as good (if not better) than the premium brands.

    However, there are 3 things I will never cheap out on.

    Sausages, ketchup and toilet paper.

    Wise words. Also, washing up liquid. Anything other than Fairy is useless


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    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    For me I wouldn't skimp on washing up liquid (fairy), washing powder (gel tabs from aeriel) fabric softener (lenor) toothpaste or showergel or shampoo or loo roll. Everything else is fair game


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    December2012
    Registered Users Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    The one that says "merry Christmas"


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    castletownman
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    This debate brings to mind the entirely true story of a Native American who went to buy toilet roll in a general store*
    "Me need toilet paper.", he says. The proprietor replies "I have SuperSoft at $6 for four rolls, or I have No-name at $4 for four rolls."

    The Native American decides "Me take No-name." Two weeks later, the Indian returns to the store. He says, "Me have name for No-name toilet paper."

    "What is it?" the owner asks. "John Wayne," says the Indian. "Why John Wayne?" the owner asks. "Because it rough, tough, and take no **** off Indian."

    *DISCLAIMER: may not be entirely true


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    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    the daily mail

    Best use for it really.


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    #23
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Using Rubles at the moment.


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    crockholm
    Registered Users Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    As a younger man,and one involved in the building trade,I found that my rectum was well able to withstand the kind of flotsam and jetsam to be found around the site when cleaning up after "releasing the hostages" (I don't mean shovels or such,but old papers,plastic sheeting,dpc).
    Nowadays I treat it with a Little more respect by using a double-quilted brand called "Lambi" which,I suppose is named as to give the user that it is similar to wiping yer arse with a frolicking newborn spring lamb.


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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Nothing goes up my arse unless it has something furry on it.


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    Jesus Wept
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    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    For me I wouldn't skimp on washing up liquid (fairy), washing powder (gel tabs from aeriel) fabric softener (lenor) toothpaste or showergel or shampoo or loo roll. Everything else is fair game

    they are all fair game too.


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    Lyaiera
    Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    I want to get the toilet paper that my Mammy buys. I've never found a way to bring it up though. "I like your particular brand of **** rag, would you buy me some for Christmas?"


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    braddun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭braddun


    bidet

    no need for toilet roll

    only poor people use loo roll


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    #29
    Honey Monster
    Registered Users Posts: 703 ✭✭✭Honey Monster


    Toilet threads: Banned in AH since 2007.


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    #30
    braddun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭braddun


    bidet


    only poor people use loo roll


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    Grab All Association
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    Tesco once had Regina Chamomile scented toilet roll on offer for under €2. It smelt nice (had it on top of the radiator could smell it all over the house) and was really thick/strong. Next time I went to buy it I think it was over €4 so I just said **** it and put Tesco value toilet roll in my trolley. I normally buy the Homestead toilet roll in Gala. Does the job.


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