Loo roll of choice?

fussyonion

What toilet roll do you buy?

I used to buy a cheap 40-roll pack from the local cheapy shop for a tenner but then it used to go all bally when you used it, resulting in clumps of toilet paper on the bathroom floor AND giving one an itchy bottom, so I switched to Cushelle.
What do you buy?

PS I actually ran out of loo roll this evening so have resorted to using Kleenex Balsam tissues, which feels luxurious and I suppose it's allowed since tis Christmas...

AboutaWeekAgo

The white kind

Cee-Jay-Cee

Yesterdays newspaper.

berger89

We have to use Kittensoft coz anything else is too thick to go down… toilet paper, that is..

pudzey101

20 dollah billz :P

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Andrex, I think it's the Shea butter ones. Loo roll is worth spending a little more on

ShadowHearth

The finest tesco bog roll for 99cent for 4.

fussyonion

I was always one of those people who felt toilet roll was all the same and why waste money on expensive stuff, but then I used the cheap shoite and my arse was very angry about it, so yeah, Lexie, I see what you mean!

AboutaWeekAgo

Really though, wet wipes are the way to go, gets the job done better than any paper and doesn't take as many sheets. Going back to toilet paper after them is like going back to Playboy after using Redtube.

The Domonator

Get you significant other to use newspaper, then you can read the news whilst having sex doggy style.

KungPao

Whatever reduces the chances of my finger going through the paper and up me hole.

Pwindedd

At the moment we have The Snowman toilet roll. It was on special.

SMJSF

cheep tesco everyday value 12 pack!

Robsweezie

the daily mail

JaMarcusHustle

When it comes to shopping, I find the discount brands or own-name brands are nearly always just as good (if not better) than the premium brands.

However, there are 3 things I will never cheap out on.

Sausages, ketchup and toilet paper.

mad muffin

Left hand for wiping. Right hand for eating… I think?! Shît! Can't remember :eek::o

moxin

The quilted kind from Aldi, soft but tough on yer behind

Rabbo

JaMarcusHustle wrote: »

When it comes to shopping, I find the discount brands or own-name brands are nearly always just as good (if not better) than the premium brands.

However, there are 3 things I will never cheap out on.

Sausages, ketchup and toilet paper.

Wise words. Also, washing up liquid. Anything other than Fairy is useless

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

For me I wouldn't skimp on washing up liquid (fairy), washing powder (gel tabs from aeriel) fabric softener (lenor) toothpaste or showergel or shampoo or loo roll. Everything else is fair game

December2012

The one that says "merry Christmas"

castletownman

This debate brings to mind the entirely true story of a Native American who went to buy toilet roll in a general store*
"Me need toilet paper.", he says. The proprietor replies "I have SuperSoft at $6 for four rolls, or I have No-name at $4 for four rolls."

The Native American decides "Me take No-name." Two weeks later, the Indian returns to the store. He says, "Me have name for No-name toilet paper."

"What is it?" the owner asks. "John Wayne," says the Indian. "Why John Wayne?" the owner asks. "Because it rough, tough, and take no **** off Indian."

*DISCLAIMER: may not be entirely true

Mickey H

Robsweezie wrote: »

the daily mail

Best use for it really.

Ruu

Using Rubles at the moment.

crockholm

As a younger man,and one involved in the building trade,I found that my rectum was well able to withstand the kind of flotsam and jetsam to be found around the site when cleaning up after "releasing the hostages" (I don't mean shovels or such,but old papers,plastic sheeting,dpc).
Nowadays I treat it with a Little more respect by using a double-quilted brand called "Lambi" which,I suppose is named as to give the user that it is similar to wiping yer arse with a frolicking newborn spring lamb.

The Backwards Man

Nothing goes up my arse unless it has something furry on it.

Jesus Wept

LexieOnRale wrote: »

For me I wouldn't skimp on washing up liquid (fairy), washing powder (gel tabs from aeriel) fabric softener (lenor) toothpaste or showergel or shampoo or loo roll. Everything else is fair game

they are all fair game too.

Lyaiera

I want to get the toilet paper that my Mammy buys. I've never found a way to bring it up though. "I like your particular brand of **** rag, would you buy me some for Christmas?"

braddun

bidet

no need for toilet roll

only poor people use loo roll

Honey Monster

Toilet threads: Banned in AH since 2007.

braddun

bidet


only poor people use loo roll

Grab All Association

Tesco once had Regina Chamomile scented toilet roll on offer for under €2. It smelt nice (had it on top of the radiator could smell it all over the house) and was really thick/strong. Next time I went to buy it I think it was over €4 so I just said **** it and put Tesco value toilet roll in my trolley. I normally buy the Homestead toilet roll in Gala. Does the job.

efb

The soft triple ply one in lidl so nice on my tushy

myshirt

I'm always suspicious of persons who cheap out on loo roll... something not right there

Sir Osis of Liver.

I felt sh1t this morning.




That's the last time I buy Tesco Value Toilet Roll.

Annasopra

AboutaWeekAgo wrote: »

Really though, wet wipes are the way to go, gets the job done better than any paper and doesn't take as many sheets. Going back to toilet paper after them is like going back to Playboy after using Redtube.

They block your toilet pipes eventually

anncoates

Seeing as I use it to wipe sh1te from my arse, the brand or premium quality isn't of pressing concern.

Venus In Furs

I used to think the same, but now my bum has become too delicate for the sandpapery stuff. Once it's soft though, all's good.

lukesmom

Aldi aloe Vera

Luke92

lukesmom wrote: »

Aldi aloe Vera

^^ I hate it really

lukesmom

Luke92 wrote: »

^^ I hate it really

Aw you should have told me you hated it my son

TheBeardedLady

Snazziest Carrefour own brand stuff.

Trebor176

Any toilet paper that is smooth, on the whole.

And, with Crohn's, the smoother the toilet paper, the better!

newmug

The Irish Independent.


Sometimes I print off threads from this site and use them. It feels so satisfying.

PizzamanIRL

After a number 2, do you put all the dirty roll in the toilet and flush it away? Or do you put it in the bin?

I flush it but I was told before to put it in the bin to avoid clogging the toilet with paper. No thanks, I'd rather not effectively poo in my bin.

Dubl07

Saxon Aloe Vera from Aldi. €1.99 for four rolls, three-ply so need fewer sheets. What you save on cheap loo roll you'll spend on soap and water.

lukesmom

Dubl07 wrote: »

Saxon Aloe Vera from Aldi. €1.99 for four rolls, three-ply so need fewer sheets. What you save on cheap loo roll you'll spend on soap and water.

Love it. Trips to the toilet used to be annoying but that's a thing of the past now that I have aloe

PLL

Tesco Cheapo one for the upstairs bathroom and our en-suite.
Cushelle for the guest/downstairs bathroom.

Son Of A Vidic

fussyonion wrote: »

PS I actually ran out of loo roll this evening so have resorted to using Kleenex Balsam tissues,

For unexpected emergencies, use nature's finest.

Gael23

I mostly use wet wipes but does it really matter when there's sh1t smeared all over whatever you use

DebDynamite

Cushelle for me.

Birneybau

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

After a number 2, do you put all the dirty roll in the toilet and flush it away? Or do you put it in the bin?

I flush it but I was told before to put it in the bin to avoid clogging the toilet with paper. No thanks, I'd rather not effectively poo in my bin.

Flush the fecking stuff.