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Which family member causes problems at Xmas?

  • 25-12-2014 10:30PM
    #1
    PhilBill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭


    We all have that one family member that causes problems every Christmas! Whether they get drunk and become extremely racist or are just looking to cause an argument. Mine is my racist argumentative great grand mother.Who is 96 btw.. Who is yours?


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  • #2
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    PhilBill wrote: »
    We all have that one family member that causes problems every Christmas! Whether they get drunk and become extremely racist or are just looking to cause an argument. Mine is my racist argumentative great grand mother.Who is 96 btw.. Who is yours?

    My 3 year old. Wet the bed Christmas eve, wouldn't play nice with her brother and only ate carrots and ice cream at dinner, bitch.


  • #3
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    The fathers mistress


  • #4
    PhilBill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭PhilBill


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    My 3 year old. Wet the bed Christmas eve, wouldn't play nice with her brother and only ate carrots and ice cream at dinner, bitch.

    You're gonna have some serious problems with that one when she hits the teenage years.


  • #5
    Polo_Mint
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,504 ✭✭✭Polo_Mint


    PhilBill wrote: »
    We all have that one family member that causes problems every Christmas! Whether they get drunk and become extremely racist or are just looking to cause an argument. Mine is my racist argumentative great grand mother.Who is 96 btw.. Who is yours?
    I don't know about all ye but there are 12 of us and none of our family are like that

    Even myself.


  • #6
    JaseBelleVie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭JaseBelleVie


    I've already written a big thing about my cousin's wife.

    The TL;DR version is that she is just a malevolent cow who ruined this Christmas. Following on from her success at ruining previous weddings, parties, reunions, birthdays. Now she's f*cked up Christmas. Great. I'm blessed with a very normal family, and in a twisted moment of sour grapes, I reflected that at least she's only in my family by marriage. I never really liked her, but after today, I actually really despise her. She reduced her mother in law (my mother's sister) and her own children to tears with her antics.

    Bitch.


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  • #7
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,327 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Jeezo the Xmas threads are taking over AH.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #8
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    bodhrandude wrote: »
    Jeezo the Xmas threads are taking over AH.

    You'd swear twas Xmas.


  • #9
    tigger123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,815 ✭✭✭tigger123


    JaseHeath wrote: »
    I've already written a big thing about my cousin's wife.

    The TL;DR version is that she is just a malevolent cow who ruined this Christmas. Following on from her success at ruining previous weddings, parties, reunions, birthdays. Now she's f*cked up Christmas. Great. I'm blessed with a very normal family, and in a twisted moment of sour grapes, I reflected that at least she's only in my family by marriage. I never really liked her, but after today, I actually really despise her. She reduced her mother in law (my mother's sister) and her own children to tears with her antics.

    Bitch.

    What did she do?!


  • #10
    PhilBill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭PhilBill


    tigger123 wrote: »
    What did she do?!

    +1


  • #11
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    bodhrandude wrote: »
    Jeezo the Xmas threads are taking over AH.

    And to think, there's actually a Christmas forum.


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  • #12
    PhilBill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭PhilBill


    Tilly wrote: »
    And to think, there's actually a Christmas forum.

    Meh, it's After Hours.


  • #13
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    ME! Hahahahaha :pac:


  • #14
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    Ah I love the old racist relations,they have earned the right to say what they want


  • #15
    Wompa1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,361 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    My dad. Or my mother if my dad isn't acting up. During his teens, my brother too.

    They've all gone to bed for the night. My parents got a kitten to take care of the mice. He just scratched me up pretty bad on my hand...so he's causing problems too. Little w@nker


  • #16
    weldoninhio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,311 ✭✭✭✭weldoninhio


    I don't think there's one in my family. However I got out of bed at 10 to give my presents, came back to bed to watch Game of Thrones, went down for dinner, back to my room after 25 minutes, slept til 8:30pm and now in my room drinking wine watching TV.

    The most wonderful time of the year my arse.


  • #17
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Nobody - I prob annoy them - especially when I come home in a jocker on Stephens night


  • #18
    PhilBill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭PhilBill


    weldoninhio wrote: »
    I don't think there's one in my family. However I got out of bed at 10 to give my presents, came back to bed to watch Game of Thrones, went down for dinner, back to my room after 25 minutes, slept til 8:30pm and now in my room drinking wine watching TV.

    The most wonderful time of the year my arse.

    Ditched them all at about 7:30 after proclaiming my religious rights(Religion is bull) and calling three of them racists... Went to my room to drink for the night and watch House M.D.


  • #19
    JaseBelleVie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭JaseBelleVie


    tigger123 wrote: »
    What did she do?!
    PhilBill wrote: »
    +1

    The culmination of a long list of bullsh*t that just ruined the day for everyone, made it painfully awkward from then on. Petty stuff, really, but it is just a culmination and is never ending with her.


  • #20
    PhilBill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭PhilBill


    JaseHeath wrote: »
    The culmination of a long list of bullsh*t that just ruined the day for everyone, made it painfully awkward from then on. Petty stuff, really, but it is just a culmination and is never ending with her.

    We need specifics!


  • #21
    The_Chap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭The_Chap


    If you don't think there's one in your family, it's probably you lol


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  • #22
    Wompa1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,361 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    JaseHeath wrote: »
    The culmination of a long list of bullsh*t that just ruined the day for everyone, made it painfully awkward from then on. Petty stuff, really, but it is just a culmination and is never ending with her.

    Make with the story!! We all want to feel good about ourselves!


  • #23
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    The Playstation


  • #24
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    The only people to be with at Xmas are the people you actually want to be with. Assuming they want you there too! Best wishes to everyone suffering the forced and false togetherness of this day. It's nearly done.


  • #25
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    JaseHeath wrote: »
    I've already written a big thing about my cousin's wife.
    Just read the other thread. I pity your cousin, and have no doubt she got pregnant to ensure she has hold over him; have seen such women.
    PhilBill wrote: »
    We need specifics!
    Read the other f**king thread, then!


  • #26
    PhilBill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭PhilBill


    Read the f**king thread, then![/QUOTE]

    Flicking through a few threads right now, sorry if I missed a few 'F**king' posts... You my friend I guess are the type of person this thread is aimed at.


  • #27
    tigger123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,815 ✭✭✭tigger123


    the_syco wrote: »
    Just read the other thread. I pity your cousin, and have no doubt she got pregnant to ensure she has hold over him; have seen such women.


    Read the other f**king thread, then!

    Which one?!

    Oh yeah, sorry


  • #28
    tigger123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,815 ✭✭✭tigger123


    the_syco wrote: »
    Just read the other thread. I pity your cousin, and have no doubt she got pregnant to ensure she has hold over him; have seen such women.


    Read the other f**king thread, then!

    Link doesn't work.


  • #29
    darkdubh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭darkdubh


    JaseHeath wrote: »
    I've already written a big thing about my cousin's wife.

    The TL;DR version is that she is just a malevolent cow who ruined this Christmas. Following on from her success at ruining previous weddings, parties, reunions, birthdays. Now she's f*cked up Christmas. Great. I'm blessed with a very normal family, and in a twisted moment of sour grapes, I reflected that at least she's only in my family by marriage. I never really liked her, but after today, I actually really despise her. She reduced her mother in law (my mother's sister) and her own children to tears with her antics.

    Bitch.

    Is the one who had her wedding in Australia or somewhere and fell out with her mother who couldent afford to go?or did someone else post that?


  • #30
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    To much over indulgence in alcohol makes the demons come out.


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  • #31
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    So blame Arthur or jimmy Jameson:-)


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