Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

20-12-2014 12:25AM

Not sure I have gotten the gist of this thread but I will give it a go anyway. Here is a semi well known song turned into every day speech

Johns on his way over with some classic hits. But his girlfriend is working the mines at the moment. But he is some DJ all the same and is quite invested in this career.

He can tell quite a story actually, so give me my shoes so I can go out and listen, he has it going on, and is quite invested.

And despite all the violence and lies in our world, he can find a song that makes it all ok.

_Whimsical_ · 20-12-2014 01:27AM

It's the night before the Sabbath
I feel the temperature of the environment raise
Similar to you,new born child.
I will endeavour that you will be my own,
You are aware that I will ascend you to the very summit.
I will be the cause of your madness.

20-12-2014 01:30AM

Its satuday night and the something is getting hot.... thank you baby.....

oooo oooo i think I got one

Saturday night

DarkyHughes · 20-12-2014 03:03AM

I know that I am an attractive person.

Aphex · 20-12-2014 03:31AM

Right said Fred - I'm too sexy

Home owner: Hey, you left your hat in my house!
Singer: Eh, you mean my house!!

ardinn · 20-12-2014 05:59AM

Does this count??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiFoHGVltpw

lukesmom · 20-12-2014 07:39AM

DarkyHughes wrote: »

I know that I am an attractive person.

I'm sexy and I know it

Menas · 20-12-2014 09:34AM

Aphex wrote: »

Right said Fred - I'm too sexy

Home owner: Hey, you left your hat in my house!
Singer: Eh, you mean my house!!

Paul Young-where ever I lay my hat, thats my home.

eviltimeban · 20-12-2014 09:48AM

The person I am is actually another man, and you are also that man and also who I am, and are grouped into one unit
Observe how they scamper in such a way that swine would from a weapon
Observe their ability to take flight
Tears are coming from my eyes

Resting on a breakfast cereal patiently expecting a mid sized transport vehicle to arrive
Large organisation item of clothing, dim cursed day of the week
You have no behaved in an exemplary fashion, your visage has exceeded its normal parameters
The person who is associated with the prolate spheroid containing albumen and vitellus is me
The people who are associated with the prolate spheroid containing albumen and vitellus is them
The large flippered marine mammal is me
Baby noise baby noise made up word

notdarkyet · 20-12-2014 10:23AM

eviltimeban wrote: »

The person I am is actually another man, and you are also that man and also who I am, and are grouped into one unit
Observe how they scamper in such a way that swine would from a weapon
Observe their ability to take flight
Tears are coming from my eyes

Resting on a breakfast cereal patiently expecting a mid sized transport vehicle to arrive
Large organisation item of clothing, dim cursed day of the week
You have no behaved in an exemplary fashion, your visage has exceeded its normal parameters
The person who is associated with the prolate spheroid containing albumen and vitellus is me
The people who are associated with the prolate spheroid containing albumen and vitellus is them
The large flippered marine mammal is me
Baby noise baby noise made up word

I am the Walrus by the Beatles.

MelanieC · 20-12-2014 01:52PM

What is it that is bothering you?
You are so disrespectful.

lukesmom · 20-12-2014 08:38PM

MelanieC wrote: »

What is it that is bothering you?
You are so disrespectful.

Rude by magic?

lukesmom · 20-12-2014 08:40PM

You were the most loveliest person that I'd ever come across, but I'm not partial to sweet nectar if im not able to have you as my possession

MelanieC · 20-12-2014 08:40PM

lukesmom wrote: »

Rude by magic?

No. Don't know that one......

lukesmom · 20-12-2014 09:14PM

MelanieC wrote: »

No. Don't know that one......

It was out this year good song

lukesmom · 20-12-2014 09:15PM

MelanieC wrote: »

What is it that is bothering you?
You are so disrespectful.

Ah just got it I think, if I'm right then it's a song I despise!

Shaddup your face??

MelanieC · 20-12-2014 09:22PM

lukesmom wrote: »

Ah just got it I think, if I'm right then it's a song I despise!

Shaddup your face??

Correct! I quite like it! Reminds me of my childhood! ;-)

bjork · 20-12-2014 09:48PM

You're that conceited, You think this theme of this tune is you

Conall Cernach · 20-12-2014 10:53PM

bjork wrote: »

You're that conceited, You think this theme of this tune is you

You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you.

"Perambulate in this manner, enunciate in this manner."

bjork · 20-12-2014 10:59PM

Conall Cernach wrote: »

You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you.

"Perambulate in this manner, enunciate in this manner."

Walk this way, talk this way - Aerosmith

I crack like a whip
There is this thing call rap and I'm coming at it from front and back
Make moves like you're digging a hole you master of lyrics
on a divine level
Use the mixing devices to alter the bass and the treble
Cool thinking the whole time
21/3, 14 knowledgeable, heavenly
Clever, coming first in the game
I'm so great at rapping, as good as a famous American criminal was at crime

I have the strength
I have the strength

This is increasing in mass
This is increasing in mass
This is increasing in mass
This is increasing in mass

MelanieC · 20-12-2014 11:42PM

bjork wrote: »

Walk this way, talk this way - Aerosmith

I crack like a whip
There is this thing call rap and I'm coming at it from front and back
Make moves like you're digging a hole you master of lyrics
on a divine level
Use the mixing devices to alter the bass and the treble
Cool thinking the whole time
21/3, 14 knowledgeable, heavenly
Clever, coming first in the game
I'm so great at rapping, as good as a famous American criminal was at crime

I have the strength
I have the strength

This is increasing in mass
This is increasing in mass
This is increasing in mass
This is increasing in mass

I've Got The Power - Snap!

Strange but it is a fact what being alone can do,
Since I departed,my feelings for you have grown with each 24 hours passing.

notdarkyet · 21-12-2014 09:31PM

I visited my physician and do you know what he advised me?

Miss Demeanour · 21-12-2014 09:49PM

notdarkyet wrote: »

I visited my physician and do you know what he advised me?

Should have gone to specsavers ad!?? :-D

NegativeCreep · 21-12-2014 10:39PM

Nothing compared to you Sinead O'Connor.

notdarkyet · 21-12-2014 10:45PM

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Nothing compared to you Sinead O'Connor.

Correct

whatlliwear · 21-12-2014 11:42PM

This appliance won't convey the ideas and the pressure I am beneath.

Frito · 22-12-2014 12:37AM

whatlliwear wrote: »

This appliance won't convey the ideas and the pressure I am beneath.

Street Spirit?

whatlliwear · 22-12-2014 09:46AM

Frito wrote: »

Street Spirit?

Correct

Aphex · 22-12-2014 04:16PM

Here's one for guitar players

Intro: D5-C- Bflat - C- D5 (x4).... (A - C into verse)
Verse: C#m7 - G#7 - C#m7 - C - D - E-E7 F#m - B - E - A - F#m - B - E - A (into chorus)

lukesmom · 22-12-2014 04:32PM

lukesmom wrote: »

You were the most loveliest person that I'd ever come across, but I'm not partial to sweet nectar if im not able to have you as my possession

Nobody got mine yet ^^^^*

Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

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