ugly people

Wolf · 29-05-2003 04:00AM

"What a mosse!"
"Bet down"
"Made love with a rake?"
"Are you a boy or a girl? no honestly"
"Jezzus!":eek:

and my personal favorite....

"Feel out of the ugly tree hit every branch on the way down, bounce off the brutal rock and was the hit in the face with a shovel...........repeatedly"

Elem · 29-05-2003 09:43AM

Originally posted by FoXXy
Your ex- boyfriends...

They always seem so much uglier when u done using and abusing them?
Or is that just mine? hehe

Well im not too sure since i've never had an x boyfriend, but it's the same with me with girls. Don't use and abuse, yeh bitch

Elem · 29-05-2003 09:46AM

Originally posted by Elem
Well im not too sure since i've never had an x boyfriend, but it's the same with me with girls. Don't use and abuse, yeh bitch

And the word your all looking for is 'mingin'

Hmm i say that alot, i think the northside of dublin has 'The ugly gene' Which is terrible

Or maybe i'm just picky about women

HJ Simpson · 29-05-2003 10:38AM

Personal favourite.

Looks like she was set on fire and beaten out with a shovel!!!

FoXXy · 29-05-2003 02:22PM

Well im not too sure since i've never had an x boyfriend, but it's the same with me with girls. Don't use and abuse, yeh bitch

hehehe ok if i ditch the abusing bit and just use... any complaints or am i doing ok?

Okie · 29-05-2003 02:34PM

"She has an arse like a bag of pool balls!"

"A face like a bucket of slugs!"

"A face like a melted welly!"

"If I had a dog with a face like hers, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards!

and my favourite...

"She has a face like a blind cobbler's thumb"

Caesar_Bojangle · 29-05-2003 05:07PM

Originally posted by rubadub
shes so ugly her father had to molest her brother

classic:D

woosaysdan · 29-05-2003 05:13PM

shes so ugly a sniper wouldnt take her out

WhiteWashMan · 29-05-2003 05:19PM

they have the kind of face youd never get tired of kicking....

Thorbar · 29-05-2003 05:33PM

Butter face.

This wont work as well in text but when said in the right Ennis accent it makes sense.

She's a ride but for her face.

fisty · 29-05-2003 05:36PM

You're a minging, bet down, pug fugly, hatchet faced Slag.

If that doesn't draw a tear my name ain't Fisty-McFist.

azezil · 29-05-2003 05:54PM

I usually scream something like "oh dear god kill it KILL IT!"

butt ugly

ming0r

spawn of satan's arm pits

Thorbar · 29-05-2003 06:00PM

"Get up the yard you smell of hay"

Is another good one but the Americans don't really get that one.

Sarky · 29-05-2003 06:22PM

Don't forget:

"My eyes! Ze Goggles do naateeng!"

richindub2 · 29-05-2003 06:26PM

Originally posted by Elem

i think the northside of dublin has 'The ugly gene' Which is terrible Or maybe i'm just picky about women

-> are many of your relatives from the north side then?

CivilServant · 30-05-2003 01:52AM

Originally posted by Sarky
A face carved from ugly rock.

A face only a sledgehammer could love, and has.

LOL, these will come in useful

jammy_dodger · 30-05-2003 01:02PM

Ugly Girl -> Man,i bet that b1tch has some hanging hairy beef curtins.

patch · 30-05-2003 02:47PM

She's so ugly, when she was born , instead of slapping HER, the doctor slapped her MOTHER!

Ste- · 30-05-2003 02:55PM

Face like a bag of lego

(in bits)

Ste

skittishkitten · 30-05-2003 03:52PM

Originally posted by Okie
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"If I had a dog with a face like hers, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards!

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That was my first though

Then :

"Fugly" (f*ckin' ugly)

"She's a double bagger" ( need two sacks over her head instead of one)

Sarky · 30-05-2003 03:55PM

She'd have to shave to be a Viking.

And the classic, time tested, "There is no god."

Lemming · 30-05-2003 03:57PM

Originally posted by skittishkitten
"Fugly" (f*ckin' ugly)

In the immortal words of "kevin Bloody Wilson":

"She's a super mega-fugly with a b*stard-a*sehole twist,
complexion like a pizza - with warts and moles and zits,
and just to say her name you gottta be half-pissed.... "

funny song

I'm too lazy to write the lyrics out, but yoiu get the idea from those three lines.

Elem · 30-05-2003 07:53PM

Originally posted by richindub2
-> are many of your relatives from the north side then?

Yes rich

Elem · 30-05-2003 07:54PM

Originally posted by FoXXy
hehehe ok if i ditch the abusing bit and just use... any complaints or am i doing ok?

Using people, that's even worse than abusing

Mac daddy · 30-05-2003 09:08PM

skanky ho.
Or plain and simple Gi bag smelly toe rag, pound coin knacker.:ninja:

Tails · 30-05-2003 10:13PM

Originally posted by HJ Simpson

Looks like she was set on fire and beaten out with a shovel!!!

Or looks like she was set on fire and put out with a chisel.

or she has a sweet face, like a well chewed toffee

Pigman II · 31-05-2003 12:53AM

My two favorites are 'a face like a bag of spanners' and of course the all-time classic 'bulldog chewing a wasp'

Crucifix · 31-05-2003 11:56AM

"Your face, I mean, what's the deal with that?"

Okie · 01-06-2003 06:24PM

Here's the scene:

Ugly girl looking for a light for her cigarette:

Her: "Have you got a match?"

You: "Sure do love, my arse and your face!" :eek:

Also, heard a good one about a girls bum..

"Jaysus, it looks like someone forced a water-bed into a pair of Levi's"

Some of the previous posts are pretty good, but, *Lord* are they harsh!

50Cent · 01-06-2003 06:56PM

I bet the majority of ppl who posted here are the ugliest ****ers around but they just dont know it yet...seriously.

Anyway, i tend to say if its someone who i dont like and happens to be ugly, she is "as rough as a badgers arse".

I feel its quite appropriate or if there is a person who is disgustingly ugly like the waitress in a certain pub in the stillorgan area...good god

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