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ugly people

woosaysdan · 2003-05-27 16:17:49

what words do you use to describe ugly people??? mingers, rottin, fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch

27-05-2003 4:17pm

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what words do you use to describe ugly people???
mingers, rottin, fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch

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#2 27-05-2003 4:19pm

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Great Personality

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#3 27-05-2003 4:20pm

Rabies

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picture here

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#4 27-05-2003 4:25pm

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Scankey Bìtch.

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#5 27-05-2003 4:37pm

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Face like an arse with a shovel stuck in it.

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#6 27-05-2003 4:38pm

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a bulldog chewing a wasp

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#7 27-05-2003 4:58pm

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shes so ugly her father had to molest her brother

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#8 27-05-2003 5:02pm

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shes so ugly her parents had to tie meat around her neck so the dog would play with her

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#9 27-05-2003 5:02pm

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a manky git

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#10 27-05-2003 5:03pm

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Originally posted by commuterised
a manky git

soo well put

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#11 27-05-2003 5:10pm

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Originally posted by woosaysdan
a bulldog chewing a wasp

I like i face like a bulldog licking pis s off nettles

decrepeted (sp?)
basta*d (She's bast*rd)
bet

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#12 27-05-2003 5:11pm

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Gambl0r's I see Ugly People

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#13 27-05-2003 5:58pm

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your ma

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#14 27-05-2003 6:01pm

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Shes so ugly she was fed by a catapult when she was a baby

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#15 27-05-2003 6:02pm

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Hasn't come up in conversation in years (really!)

Last time (some time in the mid-90s) it was

"sound"

As in "a sound girl"

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#16 27-05-2003 6:05pm

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A face carved from ugly rock.

A face only a sledgehammer could love, and has.

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#17 27-05-2003 6:06pm

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minger all the way baby

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#18 27-05-2003 6:49pm

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a face like a donkeys arse

don't forget everyone is beautiful in their own way

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#19 27-05-2003 7:08pm

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Your ex- boyfriends...

They always seem so much uglier when u done using and abusing them?
Or is that just mine? hehe

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#20 28-05-2003 1:16pm

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Face like a well slapped arse

Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.

She was beaten with the ugly stick as a child

So ugly the tide wouldn't take her out.

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#21 28-05-2003 1:20pm

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Pug-fugly.

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#22 28-05-2003 1:44pm

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"Been severely beaten against an ugly rock."

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#23 28-05-2003 1:58pm

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My favourite has to be:

"A face like a busted bag of chips"

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#24 28-05-2003 2:03pm

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Originally posted by FoXXy
Your ex- boyfriends...

They always seem so much uglier when u done using and abusing them?
Or is that just mine? hehe

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#25 28-05-2003 2:03pm

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A face like the back of a volkswagon

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#26 28-05-2003 2:03pm

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Originally posted by FoXXy
Your ex- boyfriends...

They always seem so much uglier when u done using and abusing them?
Or is that just mine? hehe

Poor Lucy_Le_Morte rip off mate.

Mong = half man/half dog.

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#27 28-05-2003 2:27pm

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wrecked!?

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#28 28-05-2003 5:52pm

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Head like a bag of hammers.

Red

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#29 28-05-2003 7:02pm

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minging/ming-face
dog (of course)
pure-whore (must be said in bogger accent-peuuer hewer)
sexy (cant beat sarcasm)

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#30 28-05-2003 7:11pm

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Fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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#31 28-05-2003 7:45pm

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Minger
Mingin
Face like the back of a bus

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#32 29-05-2003 3:00am

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"What a mosse!"
"Bet down"
"Made love with a rake?"
"Are you a boy or a girl? no honestly"
"Jezzus!":eek:

and my personal favorite....

"Feel out of the ugly tree hit every branch on the way down, bounce off the brutal rock and was the hit in the face with a shovel...........repeatedly"

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#33 29-05-2003 8:43am

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Originally posted by FoXXy
Your ex- boyfriends...

They always seem so much uglier when u done using and abusing them?
Or is that just mine? hehe

Well im not too sure since i've never had an x boyfriend, but it's the same with me with girls. Don't use and abuse, yeh bitch

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#34 29-05-2003 8:46am

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Originally posted by Elem
Well im not too sure since i've never had an x boyfriend, but it's the same with me with girls. Don't use and abuse, yeh bitch

And the word your all looking for is 'mingin'

Hmm i say that alot, i think the northside of dublin has 'The ugly gene' Which is terrible Or maybe i'm just picky about women

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#35 29-05-2003 9:38am

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Personal favourite.

Looks like she was set on fire and beaten out with a shovel!!!

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#36 29-05-2003 1:22pm

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Well im not too sure since i've never had an x boyfriend, but it's the same with me with girls. Don't use and abuse, yeh bitch

hehehe ok if i ditch the abusing bit and just use... any complaints or am i doing ok?

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#37 29-05-2003 1:34pm

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"She has an arse like a bag of pool balls!"

"A face like a bucket of slugs!"

"A face like a melted welly!"

"If I had a dog with a face like hers, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards!

and my favourite...

"She has a face like a blind cobbler's thumb"

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#38 29-05-2003 4:07pm

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Originally posted by rubadub
shes so ugly her father had to molest her brother

classic:D

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#39 29-05-2003 4:13pm

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shes so ugly a sniper wouldnt take her out

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#40 29-05-2003 4:19pm

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they have the kind of face youd never get tired of kicking....

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#41 29-05-2003 4:33pm

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Butter face.

This wont work as well in text but when said in the right Ennis accent it makes sense.

She's a ride but for her face.

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#42 29-05-2003 4:36pm

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You're a minging, bet down, pug fugly, hatchet faced Slag.

If that doesn't draw a tear my name ain't Fisty-McFist.

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#43 29-05-2003 4:54pm

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I usually scream something like "oh dear god kill it KILL IT!"

butt ugly

ming0r

spawn of satan's arm pits

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#44 29-05-2003 5:00pm

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"Get up the yard you smell of hay"

Is another good one but the Americans don't really get that one.

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#45 29-05-2003 5:22pm

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Don't forget:

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#46 29-05-2003 5:26pm

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Originally posted by Elem

i think the northside of dublin has 'The ugly gene' Which is terrible Or maybe i'm just picky about women

-> are many of your relatives from the north side then?

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#47 30-05-2003 12:52am

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Originally posted by Sarky
A face carved from ugly rock.

A face only a sledgehammer could love, and has.

LOL, these will come in useful

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#48 30-05-2003 12:02pm

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Ugly Girl -> Man,i bet that b1tch has some hanging hairy beef curtins.

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#49 30-05-2003 1:47pm

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She's so ugly, when she was born , instead of slapping HER, the doctor slapped her MOTHER!

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#50 30-05-2003 1:55pm

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Face like a bag of lego

(in bits)

Ste

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#51 30-05-2003 2:52pm

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Originally posted by Okie
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"If I had a dog with a face like hers, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards!

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That was my first though

Then :

"Fugly" (f*ckin' ugly)

"She's a double bagger" ( need two sacks over her head instead of one)

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