Best nickname youve heard?

TheOtherBloke · 17-12-2014 01:52PM #1

Just for abit of a laugh.. what is the best nickname youve heard? I saw this on another thread and I found it amusing.. 'There was this old man who lived near me when I was younger , six of his nine grandsons were called William , he was known as the man with six willys.' Theres a man who's called Jonny Big pants around here simply because he wears very baggy trousers... whats the best or most relevant nickname you know? And why?

Hoop66 · 17-12-2014 02:01PM

Rugby league player from a few years ago - Martin Ofiah. known as "Chariots".

alchemist33 · 17-12-2014 02:03PM

The footballer "One Size" Fitz Hall

Lovely Bloke · 17-12-2014 02:08PM

Mate of mine was called chickenwings.

He performed oral sex on a female who was menstruating, and afterwards looked like he'd been consuming BBQ Wings.

Frogeye · 17-12-2014 02:09PM

I knew guy called "Thrush" ...because he was an irritating C**t.

BlimpyBoy · 17-12-2014 02:12PM

2Pants

Apparently, he wore two pairs of pants to work one day when it was snowing.

TheOtherBloke · 17-12-2014 02:15PM

Baldy Conscience wrote: »

Mate of mine was called chickenwings.

He performed oral sex on a female who was menstruating, and afterwards looked like he'd been consuming BBQ Wings.

This will haunt me for a bit

Birneybau · 17-12-2014 02:15PM

Mr. Can't Use Search Function.

Locomotion · 17-12-2014 02:16PM

There's a UFC fighter called Andre "Touchy" Fili

wilhelm roentgen · 17-12-2014 02:16PM

Has to be a work mate of mine from years ago whose name was Billy Chestnut, his nickname was William the Conqueror

KeithM89 · 17-12-2014 02:17PM

Guy in school we used to call Oliver after both his parents died.

brummytom · 17-12-2014 02:20PM

Friend of my dad's when he was younger was a short bloke who drove an Austin Metro. His nickname was metronome.

wilhelm roentgen · 17-12-2014 02:21PM

I knew a guy who worked for local panel beaters here in Cork, his workmates used to call him call him ‘Soup’.
‘Why Soup?’ I asked
‘Cos he’s a thick Country Vegetable’ came the reply.

Jon_459 · 17-12-2014 02:21PM

Electrician I know is called the "prince of darkness"

cletus van damme · 17-12-2014 02:22PM

Baldy Conscience wrote: »

Mate of mine was called chickenwings.

He performed oral sex on a female who was menstruating, and afterwards looked like he'd been consuming BBQ Wings.

did he not clean himself after ?

Kim Kardashi Un · 17-12-2014 02:25PM

Billy the boll*x

Black joe (who's black and not to be confused with the other joe)

Lovely Bloke · 17-12-2014 02:29PM

cletus van damme wrote: »

did he not clean himself after ?

yeah he did, but it was dark and it was still in and around his fingernails by the time we saw him again later the next day for pints.

He went straight to her hotel room, did the dirty, went to the bathroom to scrub up then went to bed, got up the next morning and hightailed it out of there to meet us again for pints. He obviously didn't properly clean his hands.

It was a stag thing in Newcastle.

As soon as the slagging started he headed back to his own hotel room to have a proper shower and that, heh later on that evening we all had dinner together. It's probably obvious what half the table ordered.

sh1tstirrer · 17-12-2014 02:34PM

My first day working on a building site and the foreman kept calling a worker donkey so I asked him why does he call you donkey he replied he aw he aw he always calls me that.

Mesrine65 · 17-12-2014 02:40PM

Knew a Jamaican guy in London called Toots, I thought he was a fan of Toots & the Maytals.

Not so...he could fart a cacophony of sound at will.

Corvo · 17-12-2014 02:48PM

"Backada"

This fella's used drive a bus to matches/school runs etc. and would always shout "sit down on the backada bus"

Hence it stuck to him.

Mickeroo · 17-12-2014 02:49PM

Tony Teabag. Sounds bad but it was actually only because he drove a van similar in colour to a box of Lyons.

Summer wind · 17-12-2014 09:00PM

There's a man living a couple of miles away from me. He's going out with a woman and she's about 60 and about 20 stone. She's known locally as "the model".

aidanathome · 17-12-2014 09:04PM

Played football with a guy called 'Eggs'. First name was Benedict...

humberklog · 17-12-2014 09:11PM

Landmine.

He was an unfortunate irish chap I met on the building sites in England. He didn't keep himself very together, ripped suit jacket and trousers (yes, a suit!) scruffy as and he shouted in an incomprehensible accent. He walked with a limp and his hard hat never fitted right.

Jawgap · 17-12-2014 09:13PM

Surprised no one has mentioned BIFFO!!!

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 17-12-2014 09:15PM

Fella who cut off one finger in a workplace accident, and only had four. His nickname was kitkat.

john the one · 17-12-2014 09:18PM

A pals name was meatball. cos he had ginger hair

smurgen · 17-12-2014 09:19PM

Cheque book Willy . Fella will my dad used used to know.he used write cheques for for the smallest of things like a pint of milk. Fella in our class with one testicle , we called him bolloclopse!

Jawgap · 17-12-2014 09:22PM

Grew up with a bunch of lads called Beatty - everyone was nicknamed 'Chester'

.......another girl called Aoife, with buck-teeth was called Teethfa.....

GG21057 · 17-12-2014 09:24PM

Mean fella was nicknamed 'crime'. Crime doesn't pay...

longshanks · 17-12-2014 09:26PM

Wasn't there a Cork footballer named Conor Kearney who was nicknamed Chilli?
Chilli Con Kearney.

Best nickname youve heard?

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