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Best nickname youve heard?

TheOtherBloke

Just for abit of a laugh.. what is the best nickname youve heard? I saw this on another thread and I found it amusing.. 'There was this old man who lived near me when I was younger , six of his nine grandsons were called William , he was known as the man with six willys.' Theres a man who's called Jonny Big pants around here simply because he wears very baggy trousers... whats the best or most relevant nickname you know? And why?

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Hoop66

Rugby league player from a few years ago - Martin Ofiah. known as "Chariots".

alchemist33

The footballer "One Size" Fitz Hall

Lovely Bloke

Mate of mine was called chickenwings.

He performed oral sex on a female who was menstruating, and afterwards looked like he'd been consuming BBQ Wings.

Frogeye

I knew guy called "Thrush" ...because he was an irritating C**t.

BlimpyBoy

2Pants

Apparently, he wore two pairs of pants to work one day when it was snowing.

TheOtherBloke

Baldy Conscience wrote: »

Mate of mine was called chickenwings.

He performed oral sex on a female who was menstruating, and afterwards looked like he'd been consuming BBQ Wings.

This will haunt me for a bit

Birneybau

Mr. Can't Use Search Function.

Locomotion

There's a UFC fighter called Andre "Touchy" Fili

wilhelm roentgen

Has to be a work mate of mine from years ago whose name was Billy Chestnut, his nickname was William the Conqueror

KeithM89

Guy in school we used to call Oliver after both his parents died.

brummytom

Friend of my dad's when he was younger was a short bloke who drove an Austin Metro. His nickname was metronome.

wilhelm roentgen

I knew a guy who worked for local panel beaters here in Cork, his workmates used to call him call him ‘Soup’.
‘Why Soup?’ I asked
‘Cos he’s a thick Country Vegetable’ came the reply.

Jon_459

Electrician I know is called the "prince of darkness"

cletus van damme

Baldy Conscience wrote: »

Mate of mine was called chickenwings.

He performed oral sex on a female who was menstruating, and afterwards looked like he'd been consuming BBQ Wings.

did he not clean himself after ?

Kim Kardashi Un

Billy the boll*x

Black joe (who's black and not to be confused with the other joe)

Lovely Bloke

cletus van damme wrote: »

did he not clean himself after ?

yeah he did, but it was dark and it was still in and around his fingernails by the time we saw him again later the next day for pints.

He went straight to her hotel room, did the dirty, went to the bathroom to scrub up then went to bed, got up the next morning and hightailed it out of there to meet us again for pints. He obviously didn't properly clean his hands.

It was a stag thing in Newcastle.

As soon as the slagging started he headed back to his own hotel room to have a proper shower and that, heh later on that evening we all had dinner together. It's probably obvious what half the table ordered.

sh1tstirrer

My first day working on a building site and the foreman kept calling a worker donkey so I asked him why does he call you donkey he replied he aw he aw he always calls me that.

Mesrine65

Knew a Jamaican guy in London called Toots, I thought he was a fan of Toots & the Maytals.

Not so...he could fart a cacophony of sound at will.

Corvo

"Backada"

This fella's used drive a bus to matches/school runs etc. and would always shout "sit down on the backada bus"

Hence it stuck to him.

Mickeroo

Tony Teabag. Sounds bad but it was actually only because he drove a van similar in colour to a box of Lyons.

Summer wind

There's a man living a couple of miles away from me. He's going out with a woman and she's about 60 and about 20 stone. She's known locally as "the model".

aidanathome

Played football with a guy called 'Eggs'. First name was Benedict...

humberklog

Landmine.

He was an unfortunate irish chap I met on the building sites in England. He didn't keep himself very together, ripped suit jacket and trousers (yes, a suit!) scruffy as and he shouted in an incomprehensible accent. He walked with a limp and his hard hat never fitted right.

Jawgap

Surprised no one has mentioned BIFFO!!!

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Fella who cut off one finger in a workplace accident, and only had four. His nickname was kitkat.

john the one

A pals name was meatball. cos he had ginger hair

smurgen

Cheque book Willy . Fella will my dad used used to know.he used write cheques for for the smallest of things like a pint of milk. Fella in our class with one testicle , we called him bolloclopse!

Jawgap

Grew up with a bunch of lads called Beatty - everyone was nicknamed 'Chester'

.......another girl called Aoife, with buck-teeth was called Teethfa.....

GG21057

Mean fella was nicknamed 'crime'. Crime doesn't pay...

longshanks

Wasn't there a Cork footballer named Conor Kearney who was nicknamed Chilli?
Chilli Con Kearney.