d4s / skangers

Another important difference.

Skangers will call anyone who isnt a skanger 'posh'
and
D4s will call anyone who isn't posh a 'Skanger' and claim that they themselves are not 'd4 types' at all

D4s will call anyone who isn't posh a 'Skanger' and claim that they themselves are not 'd4 types' at all

scangers u can spot because unlike d4's they insist they're not posh. god forbid the consequences of being seen as posh...

no they say that they got beaten up by there neighbour

Skangers must

1 Call your mother "aul one" and your father "aul lad".
2.. Possess bum fluff on upper lip. (also applies to "young ones").
3.. Social life revolve around "Doctor Quirkey's, de "Harp" or "De Back
Gahe" (The Back Gate).
4. Always have a 10 box of "johnny blue" on you.
5. Faded blue levi's rammed up the **** must be worn sometimes
accompanied by the raggedy yellow or orange Asics tracksuit top.
6 Enormous sovereign rings worn on every finger. For the girls large
and studded hoopy earrings are your only man.
7.. Diamond jumpers and Scanda Jacket essential part of wardrobe.These compliments the tracksuits down to a tee.
8 Lots of experience in sitting down back of bus and terrorising
people as well as grafitti on seats.
9.Standing at the door of the Dart and wishing your wares upon 'every
bitta skert' that comes near you has also been known to be popular.
10.. Posters of Tupac to be placed on bedroom wall. For girls David
Beckham or Ronan Keating will suffice.
11.. Always carry a packet of Rizla.
12.. Portrait of **** embedded into at least one corner wall.
13.. Chain hanging out over jumper.
14.. Know the Macari's Takeaway menu off by heart.
15.. Be mates with a Doyler, Rayo, Whacker, Git or Mousey.
16.. Girls are all called Natalie, Jasinteh, Janet, Imeldeh, Maggie,
Sharon or Tracey. Not that some of these aren't nice names but when said
;with an accent from the 'Mun you could cut bread with, then they take on
another significance.
17.. Moped essential as is driving around with the helmet on top of the
head.
18.. Pram and small child essential for the young knackerette.
19.. Spit on pavement at least every three seconds.
20.. All your relatives live on the same street.
21.. Nearest thing to nature you have been is swimming and fishing in
Canal or swearing at culchies when they come up "from the f***hin country".
22.. Copy of the Sun in back pocket at all times.
23.. Pretend to follow League of Ireland football but only go for the
fights.
24.. Celtic jersey with own name on the back.
25 "Buuurdd" must be at least "preggers" or have a "little f**ker".
26. Rotweiller essential to keep up the hardman image and tell people
who even look crossways at it that you'll "bate de f**hkin bollix off them,
English pox" even if they're from Cabinteely.
27. City center consists of Henry and O Connell streets - the odd venture
to Donnybrook kiddies disco for the "oul soft roide" is necessary at least once a month.
28. Get extra points for shagging your mates motts and your cousins at
these events.
29. Left school before 16.
30. Time spent from June to October is collecting for bon-fire.
31. House called something imaginative like "Celticsville".
32. Name written on at least ten lamposts around your house. i.e.
Anto=a queer or Natalie=is a man.
33. Shrill whistle at everyone and walk with arms swinging and
exaggerated limp.
34. Common greetings called out to friends include "Stary?" or "Arihe Shaymo?"
35.. Name must end with an o at the end.(Example Anto, Rayo,Pado, Micko
and with and e sound for the girls Nahalie, Tracey.


And a bit of a history of the big schmoke as the culchies call it

Dublin - the true story

A Corkonian thesis from a UCC final year project which received a 1H1.

Dublin was founded in the 8th century by the Vikings, when they realised that
the best way to cause lasting damage to the country was to build what leading
Viking at the time, Hagyar Ringsend, termed "A ****ehole for the ages".

This statement was proved true over time. Luckily for the rest of Ireland,
Dublin is located on the East Coast. This means that the prevailing southwesterly
wind generally takes the smell across the Irish Sea to Britain. In the 1950's
Britain retaliated by building Sellafield nuclear power station. The Irish Sea is
now one of the cleanest in the world, the radiation from England and the filthy
pus and bile from Dublin nullifying each other.

It is a pity for us all that Dublin is not located 50 miles further east.However, many "Dubs", or "Gob****es" as they are known to the rest of us, would go
even further! This is because Dublin is all that remains of what was once called "West Britain". Dublin people share many characteristics with the English people,including an amazingly low alcohol tolerance, ridiculous accents and the ability to get into a barroom brawl with Mahatma Ghandi and Mother Teresa.

Indeed, many young Englishmen come to Dublin for "stag nights"- not for the
nightlife, but because all of the sluts there are falling over themselves to be
impregnated by anything with a foreign accent in order to claim "choil'benefih'",
or "children's' allowance" as it is called in the civilised world. But beware!

Dublin beer is much more expensive than ordinary beer. This is because it is
watered down with expensive mineral water. You see, due to Dublin being a pox-ridden eyesore, which leaks revolting pus into our beautiful land, they have no clean tapwater. In fact, 86% of Dubliners don't even know what a tap is (the other 14% knew that it had something to do with beer). As a result, the beer is watered down with mineral water,as I said, and now the average Gob****e must fork out well over the odds for a pint.But don't let this put you off visiting cosmopolitan Dublin, where absolute knackers mix freely with some of the world's snobbiest c*nts. Let the heroin, car theft, annoying whinger ****, syphilis infested prostitutes and Europe's crappest traffic system put you off going there instead. Exits are by road, air and sea only, and are usually quite busy, so be patient. VISIT CORK. For information on Cork, please contact the tourist board on 021 343434. It's worth it. Ah Dublin! Capital of Ireland. Europe's smallest
capital and also its smelliest. Step off a train at Heuston or Connolly station and breathe in that unmistakable aroma of piss and puke. But it's the people of Dublin who make our capital city what it is. We call them 'Jacks' because of a visit to Dublin by Queen Victoria which saw the locals line O'Connell Street while waving Union Jacks at their visitor. Ask anyone with even half a brain how many counties there are in Ireland and they will tell you 32.

But not our friends in Dublin. For some bizarre reason they firmly believe there are only two:
1)"Dooblin"and
2)"dowen da coontry".

Next time you're in Dublin, check out the excellent selection of Radio Stations, both of which play the same five songs all day. Whether it's 98fm or 104fm, tune in at any time of the day to hear Robbie Williams and The Lighthouse Family. You'll never get tired of it !!!

Anyway, here are the most asked questions about Dubs.

1) Why do Dublin people **** in the streets
instead of a toilet?

2) Why do they refer to all other Irish people as Sheep Shaggers when we all know damn well what they're doing with those horses. A man from Ballyfermot (probably called Anto) recently got divorced from his cousin so he could marry his horse.

3) Why is their knowledge of Irish geography restricted to "da nart soide and da sout soide"? Why does their knowledge of Irish history go all the way back to the 1980's?

4) Why do they complain about "doze bleedin' ******s coming over here taking ere women and ere jobs" when Paul McGrath is "yer only man" and "God Bless Phillo"?

5) What the fu*k language are they speaking?

6) Why is hurling a culchie game until Dublin win a match when it suddenly becomes "Hooorlin',da fastest field sport in da bleedin' wooorld".

?7) Why can't they go for a drink without trying to stab each other afterwards?

8) Why can't they accept Aslan are never going to make it 'cause they're sh1te?