What's the difference between a mouse and a burglar?

The Backwards Man · 12-12-2014 02:24AM #1

Because I definitely have one or the other downstairs right now.

F1ngers · 12-12-2014 02:26AM

If you can hear it from upstairs, it ain't a mouse.

greedygoblin · 12-12-2014 02:27AM

It could be a big mouse.

AndonHandon · 12-12-2014 02:28AM

The old fashioned wooden traps caught us a whole family of mice in November.

If it's a burglar remember; if you go downstairs and kill them you could be done but if they come upstairs, let the boys play.

The Backwards Man · 12-12-2014 02:28AM

F1ngers wrote: »

If you can hear it from upstairs, it ain't a mouse.

I have all the doors wide open though, so it's a fairly quiet robber if it's one of those.

The Moldy Gowl · 12-12-2014 02:29AM

Stand at the top of the stairs masturbsting furiously, while shouting I am the backwards man, I have notified the internet.

The Backwards Man · 12-12-2014 02:31AM

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Stand at the top of the stairs masturbsting furiously, while shouting I am the backwards man, I have notified the internet.

I would but it's a cold night and all.

Fr_Dougal · 12-12-2014 02:31AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

What's the difference between a mouse and a burglar?

A mouse is better for Windows.

F1ngers · 12-12-2014 02:33AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I have all the doors wide open though, .

Off topic, but that's the worst thing in case of fire - you really should close all doors before going to bed.

KeithM89 · 12-12-2014 02:33AM

Could be santa.

The Moldy Gowl · 12-12-2014 02:34AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I would but it's a cold night and all.

Hide under the covers. If you can't see him, he can't see you

BoatMad · 12-12-2014 02:35AM

If you can hear a mouse from upstairs , it's a burglar

The Moldy Gowl · 12-12-2014 02:35AM

F1ngers wrote: »

Off topic, but that's the worst thing in case of fire - you really should close all doors before going to bed.

... Or turn off the electricity and leave the doors wide open

Smidge · 12-12-2014 02:37AM

What you need BM is a cat burglar to like, you know, get rid of the mouse and all.

greedygoblin · 12-12-2014 02:39AM

Have you figured out what it is yet BM?

The Backwards Man · 12-12-2014 02:41AM

F1ngers wrote: »

Off topic, but that's the worst thing in case of fire - you really should close all doors before going to bed.

Yeah, i kmow, but I like having my escape route open.

The Backwards Man · 12-12-2014 02:43AM

greedygoblin wrote: »

Have you figured out what it is yet BM?

Must be a mouse, very quiet down there this last ten minutes or so

BoatMad · 12-12-2014 02:44AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Yeah, i kmow, but I like having my escape route open.

Are your doors without handles. Have you difficulty In opening them. I suggest closing the doors and investing in 3-in-1 oil.

BoatMad · 12-12-2014 02:45AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Must be a mouse, very quiet down there this last ten minutes or so

Naw, it's the burglar reading your internet postings. , listen again

greedygoblin · 12-12-2014 02:48AM

Set a trap. With some cheese. Cos burglers love cheese.

The Backwards Man · 12-12-2014 02:50AM

greedygoblin wrote: »

Set a trap. With some cheese. Cos burglers love cheese.

I could sing Air Supply down the stairs at them, that could work on either one.

12-12-2014 02:55AM

Call the Gards just in case, post pics then.

skooterblue2 · 12-12-2014 02:55AM

Come down Stairs in your gimp mask and leather harness c/w whips and and a double value can of Astroglide...... that will really scare them off

MarkAnthony · 12-12-2014 02:59AM

Either Way strike hard, strike first.

Mickey H · 12-12-2014 02:59AM

No difference. They both shyte in your house.

steveone · 12-12-2014 03:27AM

One has four legs the other is four lads..

pappyodaniel · 12-12-2014 03:46AM

It's a windy night you fool. You mustn't have battened down the hatches (whatever that phrase means).

MarkAnthony · 12-12-2014 03:52AM

pappyodaniel wrote: »

It's a windy night you fool. You mustn't have battened down the hatches (whatever that phrase means).

Like all good phrases including 'keeping your eye on the ball' it's a nautical one:

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/batten-down-the-hatches.html

braddun · 12-12-2014 03:55AM

one eats your food the other steals your food

CrazyRabbit · 12-12-2014 04:00AM

OK, I get the hint. I'll be quieter in future. Sorry for disturbing you.

kneemos · 12-12-2014 04:13AM

It's a mouse burgler.

What's the difference between a mouse and a burglar?

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