Faking washing hands in pubs

Paco Rodriguez · 02-12-2014 11:38PM #1

It's so pathetic. Has anyone seen this carry on? While at the urinal a some guy just turns the tap on and then the drier....without actually putting his hand under either.

So he's conscious of needing to be seen be hygienic but doesn't want to bother cleaning his hands. I don't understand this behaviour, can someone please explain?

Very good witty comment need not apply.

Corvo · 02-12-2014 11:41PM

I have never seen this, honestly.

lertsnim · 02-12-2014 11:42PM

I've noticed it a few times. I too don't see why they bother.

tomwaterford · 02-12-2014 11:43PM

why? were you watching what other people were doing in the jacks...hardly any of your business like?

theteal · 02-12-2014 11:43PM

You sure that's a pub, op?

Nib · 02-12-2014 11:43PM

Did he not give you a tip, OP?

Paulownia · 02-12-2014 11:44PM

Not have I but then I duck in and out of the gents minding my own business

Paco Rodriguez · 02-12-2014 11:44PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

why? were you watching what other people were doing in the jacks...hardly any of your business like?

It's their business I have on my hands once I touch the toilet door!

Buona Fortuna · 02-12-2014 11:45PM

I tend to mind my own business in the jacks

antodeco · 02-12-2014 11:46PM

I do that at the urinal. Just stand there pretending to go, so I can use the tap and drier

eyescreamcone · 02-12-2014 11:47PM

I hate when I wash my hands and then someone who doesn't bother paws all over the door handle. I sometimes delay at the dryer until someone else opens the door for me.

Don't touch the handles in the men's toilets.

The_Valeyard · 02-12-2014 11:47PM

I've seen fake taps and sinks in the jacks before

Are those Dyson had drivers really that much better than the usual ones?

bradlente · 02-12-2014 11:48PM

Urine trouble now opee

Armistice · 02-12-2014 11:49PM

Do you mean the finger wetters who literally just wave the tips of their fingers under the tap once and then wave them under the dryer for a split second? I see them all the time in work.

There are also the ones that just don't wash. Seems to be common enough. Just wizz and walk out the door. Probably will shake hands with a few people that night.

antodeco · 02-12-2014 11:49PM

The_Valeyard wrote: »

I've seen fake taps and sinks in the jacks before

Are those Dyson had drivers really that much better than the usual ones?

Until you put your hand in too far, and your fingers touch the pool of other peoples hand water at the bottom. Convince yourself you've somehow caught aids or something from it.

Hitchens · 02-12-2014 11:49PM

Paco Rodriguez wrote: »

It's so pathetic. Has anyone seen this carry on? While at the urinal a some guy just turns the tap on and then the drier....without actually putting his hand under either.

So he's conscious of needing to be seen be hygienic but doesn't want to bother cleaning his hands. I don't understand this behaviour, can someone please explain?

Very good witty comment need not apply.

what were you doin' in the mens jacks?

Paco Rodriguez · 02-12-2014 11:50PM

Armistice wrote: »

Do you mean the finger wetters who literally just wave the tips of their fingers under the tap once and then wave the them under the dryer for a split second? I see them all the time in work.

There are also the ones that just don't wash. Seems to be common enough. Just wizz and walk out the door. Probably wil shake hands with a few people that night.

Not even that. They just turned the tap on and then the drier.

Frosty McSnowballs · 02-12-2014 11:50PM

There's no need to wash your hands after you pee on them.

It's science.

Paulownia · 02-12-2014 11:51PM

antodeco wrote: »

I do that at the urinal. Just stand there pretending to go, so I can use the tap and drier

Why are you in there in the first place?

Paco Rodriguez · 02-12-2014 11:52PM

Hitchens wrote: »

what were you doin' in the mens jacks?

I was waiting until everyone left so I could buy a pack of poppets

Armistice · 02-12-2014 11:52PM

eyescreamcone wrote: »

I hate when I wash my hands and then someone who doesn't bother paws all over the door handle. I sometimes delay at the dryer until someone else opens the door for me.

Don't touch the handles in the men's toilets.

I though I was alone in this!

The_Valeyard · 02-12-2014 11:53PM

Paulownia wrote: »

Why are you in there in the first place?

Think he is that awkward guy who watches you pee

northknife · 02-12-2014 11:53PM

Maybe he gave his mickey a jolly good scrubbing before he went out for the night and didn't want to be spending so long washing his hands after holding his flute

Anyhow, how much did you make on tips last night and do those small cans of lynx really last as long as they say

PizzamanIRL · 02-12-2014 11:54PM

I don't know. I just walk in, piss, wash, dry and leave. I don't notice this stuff.

It's a bit silly though, touching stuff getting more germs.

Micky Dolenz · 02-12-2014 11:54PM

I'm too busy looking at cocks and cracking, this is where the big lads hang out, to notice.

Paulownia · 02-12-2014 11:54PM

Paco Rodriguez wrote: »

I was waiting until everyone left so I could buy a pack of poppets

I could have sworn you were looking at my willy!

Paco Rodriguez · 02-12-2014 11:54PM

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Think he is that awkward guy who watches you per.

I think perv is the word you were looking for

antodeco · 02-12-2014 11:54PM

Paulownia wrote: »

Why are you in there in the first place?

Sniffing the toilet roll. Obviously the unused ones though. Otherwise that would just be weird!

Baron Kurtz · 03-12-2014 12:00AM

eyescreamcone wrote: »

I hate when I wash my hands and then someone who doesn't bother paws all over the door handle. I sometimes delay at the dryer until someone else opens the door for me.

Don't touch the handles in the men's toilets.

You're some man, Howard! What did you do with the bottles of piss?

The_Valeyard · 03-12-2014 12:03AM

Have bought condoms from those machines when younger (once everyone left)

Who here can admit they bought some Toppets, toothbrush, mints, stimulants, vibea ring, etc from this machines?

Anyone?

Hooked · 03-12-2014 12:30AM

So, to recap.

We pee. We turn the tap on (who everyone else who's peed has touched) and then we wash our hands.

We take these clean hands and touch the same tap again. Magic.

And then we pass under a hand dryer to seal in all that pissy goodness.

Shall I be honest? I've never given it too much thought. I piss, I leave. I touch my own knob (mostly the hinge end, it's not like I'm poking around under the hood) and I'm gone.

Im still here. And so are all of my mates that I've drank with for the last 20 years.

Jesus wept

Faking washing hands in pubs

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