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Faking washing hands in pubs

Paco Rodriguez

It's so pathetic. Has anyone seen this carry on? While at the urinal a some guy just turns the tap on and then the drier....without actually putting his hand under either.

So he's conscious of needing to be seen be hygienic but doesn't want to bother cleaning his hands. I don't understand this behaviour, can someone please explain?

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Corvo

I have never seen this, honestly.

lertsnim

I've noticed it a few times. I too don't see why they bother.

tomwaterford

why? were you watching what other people were doing in the jacks...hardly any of your business like?

theteal

You sure that's a pub, op?

Nib

Did he not give you a tip, OP?

Paulownia

Not have I but then I duck in and out of the gents minding my own business

Paco Rodriguez

tomwaterford wrote: »

why? were you watching what other people were doing in the jacks...hardly any of your business like?

It's their business I have on my hands once I touch the toilet door!

Buona Fortuna

I tend to mind my own business in the jacks

antodeco

I do that at the urinal. Just stand there pretending to go, so I can use the tap and drier

eyescreamcone

I hate when I wash my hands and then someone who doesn't bother paws all over the door handle. I sometimes delay at the dryer until someone else opens the door for me.

Don't touch the handles in the men's toilets.

The_Valeyard

I've seen fake taps and sinks in the jacks before

Are those Dyson had drivers really that much better than the usual ones?

bradlente

Urine trouble now opee

Armistice

Do you mean the finger wetters who literally just wave the tips of their fingers under the tap once and then wave them under the dryer for a split second? I see them all the time in work.

There are also the ones that just don't wash. Seems to be common enough. Just wizz and walk out the door. Probably will shake hands with a few people that night.

antodeco

The_Valeyard wrote: »

I've seen fake taps and sinks in the jacks before

Are those Dyson had drivers really that much better than the usual ones?

Until you put your hand in too far, and your fingers touch the pool of other peoples hand water at the bottom. Convince yourself you've somehow caught aids or something from it.

Hitchens

Paco Rodriguez wrote: »

It's so pathetic. Has anyone seen this carry on? While at the urinal a some guy just turns the tap on and then the drier....without actually putting his hand under either.

So he's conscious of needing to be seen be hygienic but doesn't want to bother cleaning his hands. I don't understand this behaviour, can someone please explain?

Very good witty comment need not apply.

what were you doin' in the mens jacks?

Paco Rodriguez

Armistice wrote: »

Do you mean the finger wetters who literally just wave the tips of their fingers under the tap once and then wave the them under the dryer for a split second? I see them all the time in work.

There are also the ones that just don't wash. Seems to be common enough. Just wizz and walk out the door. Probably wil shake hands with a few people that night.

Not even that. They just turned the tap on and then the drier.

Frosty McSnowballs

There's no need to wash your hands after you pee on them.

It's science.

Paulownia

antodeco wrote: »

I do that at the urinal. Just stand there pretending to go, so I can use the tap and drier

Why are you in there in the first place?

Paco Rodriguez

Hitchens wrote: »

what were you doin' in the mens jacks?

I was waiting until everyone left so I could buy a pack of poppets

Armistice

eyescreamcone wrote: »

I hate when I wash my hands and then someone who doesn't bother paws all over the door handle. I sometimes delay at the dryer until someone else opens the door for me.

Don't touch the handles in the men's toilets.

I though I was alone in this!

northknife

Maybe he gave his mickey a jolly good scrubbing before he went out for the night and didn't want to be spending so long washing his hands after holding his flute

Anyhow, how much did you make on tips last night and do those small cans of lynx really last as long as they say

The_Valeyard

Paulownia wrote: »

Why are you in there in the first place?

Think he is that awkward guy who watches you pee

PizzamanIRL

I don't know. I just walk in, piss, wash, dry and leave. I don't notice this stuff.

It's a bit silly though, touching stuff getting more germs.

Micky Dolenz

I'm too busy looking at cocks and cracking, this is where the big lads hang out, to notice.

Paulownia

Paco Rodriguez wrote: »

I was waiting until everyone left so I could buy a pack of poppets

I could have sworn you were looking at my willy!

Paco Rodriguez

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Think he is that awkward guy who watches you per.

I think perv is the word you were looking for

antodeco

Paulownia wrote: »

Why are you in there in the first place?

Sniffing the toilet roll. Obviously the unused ones though. Otherwise that would just be weird!

Baron Kurtz

eyescreamcone wrote: »

I hate when I wash my hands and then someone who doesn't bother paws all over the door handle. I sometimes delay at the dryer until someone else opens the door for me.

Don't touch the handles in the men's toilets.

You're some man, Howard! What did you do with the bottles of piss?

The_Valeyard

Have bought condoms from those machines when younger (once everyone left)

Who here can admit they bought some Toppets, toothbrush, mints, stimulants, vibea ring, etc from this machines?

Anyone?

Hooked

So, to recap.

We pee. We turn the tap on (who everyone else who's peed has touched) and then we wash our hands.

We take these clean hands and touch the same tap again. Magic.

And then we pass under a hand dryer to seal in all that pissy goodness.

Shall I be honest? I've never given it too much thought. I piss, I leave. I touch my own knob (mostly the hinge end, it's not like I'm poking around under the hood) and I'm gone.

Im still here. And so are all of my mates that I've drank with for the last 20 years.

Jesus wept