Britain bans sex acts in porn

Vomit · 02-12-2014 08:25PM

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Ohhh the innocence, it's quite charming really

Ohhh the ignorance... it's quite tiresome really

Vomit · 02-12-2014 08:26PM

Lyaiera wrote: »

No. You are a holder of a resource, it's your free market duty to exploit that resource to it's full potential. You should withhold sex from anyone interested in you, so they feel the need build and build, then you should play with their emotions and treat them really badly getting them to do anything you want.That's why men are our slaves and women rule the world.

?? you people clearly have weird issues that go beyond this discussion!

GarIT · 02-12-2014 08:27PM

Vomit wrote: »

Just a reminder - He said when he was 14 years old he realised that he enjoyed pinning girls against walls and smacking them on the arse.

And?

I know people that were much younger than that when they realised they liked to be pinned against walls and being spanked.

I think you'd find a woman that wouldn't like to be pinned against a wall (with their consent of course)

AlanS181824 · 02-12-2014 08:33PM

This'll probably happen in Ireland next.

Jaysus what's wrong with a girl cumming? Just stick a wet floor sign on the ground and you're good to go!:pac:

qt3.14 · 02-12-2014 08:35PM

Vomit wrote: »

I said it was the basis. Most people don't like murder, some do.. we legislate against it.

Yeah, that's nor why murder is illegal.

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Always thought playing doctor was fun. Lying down and doing only what you're told...

mrkiscool2 · 02-12-2014 08:36PM

Vomit wrote: »

Just a reminder - He said when he was 14 years old he realised that he enjoyed pinning girls against walls and smacking them on the arse.

Ah shit, I totally forgot that you have to treat women like porcelain dolls because god forbid that they actually like that sort of thing! No, the only time you can raise your hand to a women is to give her a hug like! God forbid they enjoy whips and spanking and other weird things you only get in porn land! Jingle_Balls I think me, you and anyone we've ever had sex with better go to the sex rehab centre and get cured. Only have sex the way God intended-missionary, in the dark and feeling a lot of shame after.

One eyed Jack · 02-12-2014 08:38PM

mrkiscool2 wrote: »

Nice to see Catholic Ireland is still alive and well in some people anyway :rolleyes:

I resemble that remark

Vomit wrote: »

Ohhh the ignorance... it's quite tiresome really

You're the person assumes women could never be into adult entertainment? It's not so much tiresome, it's just funny every time I hear someone say that because I know better and it never feels right to shatter people's illusions.

Vomit · 02-12-2014 08:39PM

mrkiscool2 wrote: »

Ah shit, I totally forgot that you have to treat women like porcelain dolls because god forbid that they actually like that sort of thing! No, the only time you can raise your hand to a women is to give her a hug like! God forbid they enjoy whips and spanking and other weird things you only get in porn land! Jingle_Balls I think me, you and anyone we've ever had sex with better go to the sex rehab centre and get cured. Only have sex the way God intended-missionary, in the dark and feeling a lot of shame after.

I like how people become comedians when they run out of arguments!

Vomit · 02-12-2014 08:40PM

One eyed Jack wrote: »

You're the person assumes women could never be into adult entertainment? It's not so much tiresome, it's just funny every time I hear someone say that because I know better and it never feels right to shatter people's illusions.

Show me where I said 'never'

Roquentin · 02-12-2014 08:41PM

the uk ive noticed is becoming very totalitarian. having said that i agree with some of the things banned, but others are ridiculous.

bodice ripper · 02-12-2014 08:41PM

I don't want to live in Vomit's world.

GarIT · 02-12-2014 08:41PM

Vomit wrote: »

I like how people become comedians when they run out of arguments!

Its much better than ignoring posts that show you up to be wrong and just out of line with your comments.

Penny Tration · 02-12-2014 08:41PM

mrkiscool2 wrote: »

Ah shit, I totally forgot that you have to treat women like porcelain dolls because god forbid that they actually like that sort of thing! No, the only time you can raise your hand to a women is to give her a hug like! God forbid they enjoy whips and spanking and other weird things you only get in porn land! Jingle_Balls I think me, you and anyone we've ever had sex with better go to the sex rehab centre and get cured. Only have sex the way God intended-missionary, in the dark and feeling a lot of shame after.

Nah. We need separate rehabs in case we end up having sex with each other. God forbid we reproduce and have mini-mes corrupting people in the future!

Vomit · 02-12-2014 08:42PM

GarIT wrote: »

Its much better than ignoring posts that show you up to be wrong and just out of line with your comments.

Examples?

PopePalpatine · 02-12-2014 08:42PM

Vomit, if you want to tackle "disrespect towards women", try this guy first:

Earl Turner wrote: »

Brit slags need a dose of sharia.

mrkiscool2 · 02-12-2014 08:42PM

Vomit wrote: »

I like how people become comedians when they run out of arguments!

Nah, I've just realised that trying to argue with someone as sexually backwards as you is trying to do a girl up the bum with no lube-you can smack it as much as you like but it ain't going in.

Vomit · 02-12-2014 08:43PM

I love when multiple posters with weak arguments '69' each other on the thread to look stronger!

Nodin · 02-12-2014 08:43PM

Vomit wrote: »

Examples?

You have yet to explain why female ejaculation should be banned....

Penny Tration · 02-12-2014 08:44PM

mrkiscool2 wrote: »

Nah, I've just realised that trying to argue with someone as sexually backwards as you is trying to do a girl up the bum with no lube-you can smack it as much as you like but it ain't going in.

That mental image made me laugh waaaaay too loudly considering I'm on a packed bus

One eyed Jack · 02-12-2014 08:44PM

Vomit wrote: »

Show me where I said 'never'

Semantics and nit picking now? That's not very sexy, and I was playing nice and all

GarIT · 02-12-2014 08:45PM

Roquentin wrote: »

the uk ive noticed is becoming very totalitarian. having said that i agree with some of the things banned, but others are ridiculous.

Like what, what in that list is wrong when both parties want it?

Bare in mind it is still legal to show violence outside of porn.

Penny Tration · 02-12-2014 08:45PM

Vomit wrote: »

I love when multiple posters with weak arguments '69' each other on the thread to look stronger!

69s are allowed? Sooooound. You can keep the spanking so.

Vomit · 02-12-2014 08:47PM

mrkiscool2 wrote: »

Nah, I've just realised that trying to argue with someone as sexually backwards as you is trying to do a girl up the bum with no lube-you can smack it as much as you like but it ain't going in.

I made some pretty mild points about porn and now, according to the totally level headed arguers here, I'm:

1) A Catholic

2) Like a Muslim

3) Sexually backwards

You people crack me up!

GarIT · 02-12-2014 08:47PM

Vomit wrote: »

Examples?

""Backs away slowly""

I feel I need to elaborate on this, what you said implies fear, and implies there is an animalistic trait to the poster. Explain why you felt the need to post this and what you thought it was ok.

Anyone · 02-12-2014 08:47PM

The Tory party only banned these acts in porn so they dont get filmed partaking in them.

mrkiscool2 · 02-12-2014 08:48PM

Jingle_Balls wrote: »

Nah. We need separate rehabs in case we end up having sex with each other. God forbid we reproduce and have mini-mes corrupting people in the future!

Ohh sh1t yeah. And then we have to keep the women away from the women and the men away from the men in case there is any immoral sex there too. Hmmm, we are going to need a LOT of sex rehab clinics. I might actually invest, sounds like a profitable business!

Nodin · 02-12-2014 08:48PM

Vomit wrote: »

I made some pretty mild points about porn and now, according to the totally level headed arguers here, I'm:

1) A Catholic

2) Like a Muslim

3) Sexually backwards

You people crack me up!

That's nice - explain why female ejaculation should be banned, if you would.

Vomit · 02-12-2014 08:50PM

Nodin wrote: »

That's nice - explain why female ejaculation should be banned, if you would.

It shouldn't...

Wanna read my posts? See, this is part of the problem here.

GarIT · 02-12-2014 08:52PM

Vomit wrote: »

I love when multiple posters with weak arguments '69' each other on the thread to look stronger!

Great attempt at trying to turn a majority agreeing with each other into a negative :L

"Oh look people are disagreeing with me, I better try to imply they are doing something deviant to belittle the value of their viewpoint"

Vomit · 02-12-2014 08:52PM

LOL- we've moved from a 69 to a threesome of posters talking to each other, as if their comedic remarks somehow strengthen their arguments. Textbook message board dynamics.

Britain bans sex acts in porn

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