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IvyTheTerrible · 25-11-2014 10:26AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Also, since when are cows male?

rawn · 25-11-2014 01:43PM

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8378065920/hE806FA39/

:rolleyes:

Generic Dreadhead · 25-11-2014 02:15PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Typical Dub in a trip to the country side there. 1 look at a cow and they're reborn

FullblownRose · 25-11-2014 07:02PM

On the 'Dumb' status side : An FB friend was 'Fraped' by her child who was messing and having a laugh..and there were several posts.
They went something like this, all negative:

I smell, I poo in my pants, similar childish stuff..

and then..''I am a Jew''

I think this is pretty telling..

FullblownRose · 25-11-2014 07:02PM

On the 'Dumb' status side : An FB friend was 'Fraped' by her child who was messing and having a laugh..and there were several posts.
They went something like this, all negative:

I smell, I poo in my pants, similar childish stuff..

and then..''I am a Jew''

I think this is pretty telling..

Gotya · 25-11-2014 07:49PM

rawn wrote: »

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8378065920/hE806FA39/

:rolleyes:

Her eyebrows don't look right.. Or maybe its spot the difference

Crooked Jack · 25-11-2014 09:06PM

rawn wrote: »

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8378065920/hE806FA39/

:rolleyes:

Jesus that's creepy. She looks like one of those lifeless sex dolls

Sonic Death Monkey · 25-11-2014 09:14PM

rawn wrote: »

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:rolleyes:

Gotya wrote: »

Her eyebrows don't look right.. Or maybe its spot the difference

Crooked Jack wrote: »

Jesus that's creepy. She looks like one of those lifeless sex dolls

That's unfair.

She's single-handedly fighting cancer with nothing but a few megapixels of a front-facing iPhone camera.

FullblownRose · 25-11-2014 09:24PM

Sonic Death Monkey wrote: »

That's unfair.

She's single-handedly fighting cancer with nothing but a few megapixels of a front-facing iPhone camera.

Is it meant to be a no makeup selfie for a cancer research fund campaign or does the lady have cancer?

If it's the former, she has a feck load of makeup on...(if it's the latter it doesn't matter)

Sonic Death Monkey · 25-11-2014 09:26PM

FullblownRose wrote: »

Is it meant to be a no makeup selfie for a cancer research fund campaign or does the lady have cancer?

If it's the former, she has a feck load of makeup on...(if it's the latter it doesn't matter)

Whoosh!

No make up selfie - she puts on make up under the pretence that that's what she looks like without it in order to get compliments.

She's a grade A muppet.

DirtyLeeds14 · 25-11-2014 09:31PM

That cow story is hilarious:)

breghall · 25-11-2014 11:49PM

is the one on the left her with make up, and the right meant to be her with no make up?

what a tool..

it's posts like this stuff that makes me happy i follow this thread !

NormalBob Ubiquitypants · 26-11-2014 12:20AM

Step mother of one year: my social work friends... Is there anything you can do if you're paying , let's say almost a grand a month in child support and your kids still aren't being bought the basics? Like every time you pick them up they have no socks, wearing dirty and ill fitting clothes, and have giant holes in their shoes? Anything?

Sister of Step mother: U referring to another choice other then beating her ass?? Yeah there is... CALL CPS!!
Step mother: No I will not beat her butt, that would make me as no class and heartless as her.

brandnewaward · 26-11-2014 11:20PM

wuhoo , found out why i wasnt gettin my periods im pregant
(3 days later) tinnies got , cant wait fer tanite xxxx

brandnewaward · 26-11-2014 11:20PM

wuhoo , found out why i wasnt gettin my periods im pregant
(3 days later) tinnies got , cant wait fer tanite xxxx

thesandeman · 27-11-2014 10:13AM

^
Twins?

Sittingpretty · 27-11-2014 10:37AM

brandnewaward wrote: »

wuhoo , found out why i wasnt gettin my periods im pregant
(3 days later) tinnies got , cant wait fer tanite xxxx

It sincerely bothers me that I have to share oxygen with such morons.

'Pregant' :eek:

kunst nugget · 27-11-2014 10:43AM

Sittingpretty wrote: »

It sincerely bothers me that I have to share oxygen with such morons.

'Pregant' :eek:

Wuhoo ain't got time for spellcheck, Wuhoo got shít to do. She be waiting for tanite - a firm composition of emery and a certain kind of cement, used for making grinding wheels, slabs, etc. Tanite be taking a long time to make and shít.

Lisha · 27-11-2014 01:59PM

Sittingpretty wrote: »

It sincerely bothers me that I have to share oxygen with such morons.

'Pregant' :eek:

I'm not bothered about sharing my oxygen with such morons. But it really bothers me that these morons choose to pollute their children's oxygen and blood supply with cigarette, alcohol and drug poisons.

spitfireIRL · 27-11-2014 07:53PM

brandnewaward wrote: »

wuhoo , found out why i wasnt gettin my periods im pregant
(3 days later) tinnies got , cant wait fer tanite xxxx

It really is a cycle isn't it?

brandnewaward · 27-11-2014 09:20PM

really is depressing. quick flick through her profile shows "sum fun in town tanite , dem too mong gards got sum beating"

spitfireIRL · 28-11-2014 06:39AM

"Anti-terror units deployed to stop hijacking of Dublin rally - Surveillance on dissident Republicans and Republican groups will be stepped up by gardai ahead of a massive protest against water charges on December 10."

the only dissident there will be the gardai they shoot be a shame

:pac::pac::pac:

sligojoek · 28-11-2014 10:49AM

if I had as many diamonds in this house as I have dummies or has they call them now soothers id be a rich rich women lol

kunst nugget · 28-11-2014 10:53AM

sligojoek wrote: »

if I had as many diamonds in this house as I have dummies or has they call them now soothers id be a rich rich women lol

I believe they are actually called 'people with learning difficulties' now. Some people are soooo insensitive…

Grayson · 28-11-2014 03:13PM

I just saw this gem of a page. It's anti immigrant, anti gay marriage and pretty much pro any right wing cause you can think of.

https://www.facebook.com/unitedirishindependentparty

Tonight i got into a debut wit two Irish men about the Muslim holy book. the quick answer is i won and they blocked me from the chat. but really the fact is they thought they knew the real truth but when i told them the facts about rape etc they backed off. look i don't care what religion you are really i don't. but if you religion is about war then stop, i don't want to know you. ill pray for you but still don't want to know you.
we are Irish we are proud to be.

Hello to everyone i sent the petition to bring in castration for sex abuser to all my freinds on facebook but one of these people who runs for the AAA sent me back the next massage.
Paul, this is mad ****. Next it will be bring back amputations for thieves, Bring back birching for bold kids and hanging for murderers. Our justice system is a long way from being perfect. Paul, I sent you a link to James Connolly's writings you obviously haven't bothered to read anything and for someone who would consider themselves a revolutionary, I can tell you here and now you are running down the road of reaction imbued with right wing christian fundamentalism which is more repugnant than the muslim variety, which you claim to abhor. Cop on to yourself and become the man you have the potential to be rather than turning yourself into a reactionary bigot. R.
i wont say who this is but to start with i just want to project mine and your kids in a legal way. this man is on the left and has a veiw life and live and let live and this is grand but if anyone one has a child here you will agree with this.if anyone goes near your child you would do anything to stop them so live and let live wouldn't come in to it after that. please like and share this.

El Weirdo · 28-11-2014 04:08PM

Grayson wrote: »

I just saw this gem of a page. It's anti immigrant, anti gay marriage and pretty much pro any right wing cause you can think of.

https://www.facebook.com/unitedirishindependentparty

Time we protest about foreigners taken Irish jobs. Ireland is not a racist land. call racist and you will get the Irish to back off well no more. ireland for the irish.

Then, next story down...

We don't care what or where you are from you are but you will get paid the right wage.

... with a link to a story about 2 Fillipina women that were awarded €240,000 by the Employment Appeals Tribunal which accepted they had been working for as little as €2 per hour for an ambassador.

dirkmeister · 28-11-2014 05:16PM

Delighted with the news we have a new addition on the way!failed vasectomy...a little blessing.

*Scratches head

Grayson · 29-11-2014 06:21PM

So, looking at the United Irish independant party page i saw a list of pages they like. they're all right wing and some are very, very right wing. But they also like this page. I don't know if they realise it's a piss take. (maybe the original page is an actual pisstake)

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Waterford-Against-Romans/480140082119193?sk=timeline

fussyonion · 29-11-2014 10:36PM

"6 months gone taday cant blieve it ur were an angel and i no 1 day we will be resurrected (I think she meant reunited?!!). goin to light a lantern 4 ya later an i head up wit all de gang an sure hav a few cans to remember ya do you remember that time we were in tymon park n you fcuked your empty can at dat swan hahaha.Sleep thigh angle

Paddy Cow · 29-11-2014 10:44PM

fussyonion wrote: »

"6 months gone taday cant blieve it ur were an angel and i no 1 day we will be resurrected (I think she meant reunited?!!). goin to light a lantern 4 ya later an i head up wit all de gang an sure hav a few cans to remember ya do you remember that time we were in tymon park n you fcuked your empty can at dat swan hahaha.Sleep thigh angle

I'm not sure how I feel about this. On the one hand I understand someone who is grieving remembering their deceased friend but on the other it seems rather trite. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. I don't think they meant any disrespect.

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