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How Sweary are you? And what is the best swear you have ever heard?

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#62 28-11-2014 02:00AM

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Cnut

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#63 28-11-2014 02:02AM

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#64 28-11-2014 02:04AM

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Years ago I was in the FCA, many, many years ago when the tribulations of Irish troops in the ( Belgian ) Congo were a relatively recent memory. One night we were noisy in the billet and a corporal came along screaming " cut it out ye f*cking jesus Balubos."

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#65 28-11-2014 02:06AM

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The curse of the seven snotty orphans o' Graney on ya.

That the fleas of a thousand camels may infest your arsehole.

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But best swear word has to be "Ballsack!"
Emphasis on the "ack"

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#66 28-11-2014 02:08AM

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Best swear word ever would be 'puppyfcucker'. Can't imagine ever being pi55ed off enough to use it though...

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#67 28-11-2014 02:15AM

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endacl wrote: »

Best swear word ever would be 'puppyfcucker'. Can't imagine ever being pi55ed off enough to use it though...

must remember that one

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#68 28-11-2014 10:47AM

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DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

My favourite Irish ones are bollox and gob****e, something almost friendly about them.

really

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#69 28-11-2014 10:57AM

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fryup wrote: »

really

Oh yes. "Howzit goan, bwallaaaaaacks?!?" is a standard jovial greeting among those of a backwards-baseball-cap persuasion in Limerick Citaaah.

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#70 28-11-2014 11:01AM

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klootzak (ballbag)

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#71 28-11-2014 08:54PM

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jimgoose wrote: »

Seriously? How do you start old Ford shítheaps??

Possibly not serious. I may curse a lot. I have a Fiat..

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#72 28-11-2014 08:59PM

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Oh crumpets!

I got dat from a boardsie.... at lent

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#73 28-11-2014 09:02PM

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keithclancy wrote: »

klootzak (ballbag)

Zakkewasser

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#74 28-11-2014 10:01PM

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CNUTBUBBLE

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#75 28-11-2014 10:41PM

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Dayum!!!!

....followed by ..."He is Fiiiiiiine!"

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#76 28-11-2014 11:18PM

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Niquer sa mere.

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#77 28-11-2014 11:38PM

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Seeing as you asked, my fave is.... cunthooks.

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