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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #8732
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,200 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Realising how much my face looks like a newborn rat first thing in the morning

    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • #8733
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    That's a bit harsh :(

    Its not, it's disgraceful.


  • #8734
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    I have conjunctivitis. My poor left eye. I have a compact mirror at the desk so that I can check it obsessively every thirty seconds for improvement/worsening :(


  • #8735
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I have conjunctivitis. My poor left eye. I have a compact mirror at the desk so that I can check it obsessively every thirty seconds for improvement/worsening :(

    Roll on all the stupid "cures" from your lovely co-workers.

    "Put a tea bag on it"
    "Oh, vaseline is good"

    Suggested response...

    "Fcuk off and put the vaseline on the teabag and shove it up your arse"


  • #8736
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I know what re-homing means, I was sad that you thought it was a waste of time.

    It's not a waste of time and I never said that. I said don't moan that as a pensioner you can't afford to eat if you are buying food for ferel cats.


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  • #8737
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Snappin so I am. When you don't know where you're going and depend on roadsigns. There's signs up to a certain point, until they disappear, you're at a roundabout with three exits and there's no ****ing signpost then. We can put some Vaseline on that signpost too and insert into whoever didn't bother putting it up. Lost so much time. **** that fog too. And that aul one who must have marinaded herself in pledge before getting on the luas. Jesus Christ.
    And the facebook page I left a bad review on last night, asking me to remove it. Go **** yourself. This is going to be a fantastic day.


  • #8738
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Kamila Quiet Theatre wrote: »
    It's not a waste of time and I never said that. I said don't moan that as a pensioner you can't afford to eat if you are buying food for ferel cats.

    That's a terrible attitude. Pensioners shouldn't have to be living from week to week anyway. And sometimes maybe their feral cats are their only company because they have no family around


  • #8739
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I have conjunctivitis. My poor left eye. I have a compact mirror at the desk so that I can check it obsessively every thirty seconds for improvement/worsening :(

    Check put conjunctivitis.ie

    It's a site for sore eyes:D

    Anyone looking for me, I will be out for the afternoon........


  • #8740
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,200 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Kamila Quiet Theatre wrote: »
    It's not a waste of time and I never said that. I said don't moan that as a pensioner you can't afford to eat if you are buying food for ferel cats.

    I really don't think a half-dozen tins of Whiskas should mean the difference between eating and going hungry for old people in Western Europe in 2014. That would annoy me, non-trivially.


  • #8741
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Roll on all the stupid "cures" from your lovely co-workers.

    "Put a tea bag on it"
    "Oh, vaseline is good"

    Suggested response...

    "Fcuk off and put the vaseline on the teabag and shove it up your arse"


    I'm TA'd at how f.ucking lax he was about it. I mean, I'm glad it's "not serious" but there's a part of me thinking em hello? Can I have some anitbiotic drops or steroids at least? It's my eye like, I don't know if you've noticed but it's on my f.uckingface! Also, I like to use it for seeing. He was all "oh well we don't want to go down that road unless we have to" with the big serious head on him. What? Some kind of heroin eye drops? Be chasing that first drop forever will I? Down that road.....Jesaaaaaas :(


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  • #8742
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Kamila Quiet Theatre wrote: »
    It's not a waste of time and I never said that. I said don't moan that as a pensioner you can't afford to eat if you are buying food for ferel cats.

    The Christmas antidote has arrived :rolleyes:

    The cheek of those OAP's. How dare they put a bit of food in a hungry creature's belly. They'll be indiscriminately flushing toilets after their number onesies next.


  • #8743
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I really don't think a half-dozen tins of Whiskas should mean the difference between eating and going hungry for old people in Western Europe in 2014. That would annoy me, non-trivially.

    Indeed. In fact dried food works out at about 50c a day. I know....we have 13! :P


  • #8744
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    **** my life, just realised I was so annoyed about the lack of signposts I forgot what luas stop I got on at. How am I supposed to find my car tonight? Oh lord. :(


  • #8745
    Miss Lizzie Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    That's a bit harsh :(

    The poor rat. :)


  • #8746
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »
    The poor rat. :)

    Miaow!! That rat would want to be careful with a cat around.


  • #8747
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,200 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    **** my life, just realised I was so annoyed about the lack of signposts I forgot what luas stop I got on at. How am I supposed to find my car tonight? Oh lord. :(

    If you've an Android phone, there's a free app called MapMyWalk that's more useful than it's name suggests. Flip on GPS and start a "workout" when you leave the car, it'll map the route you take until you stop it. Bit crude, but simple and cheap, and might just be a great help.


  • #8748
    Miss Lizzie Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Miaow!! That rat would want to be careful with a cat around.

    Nah. I like rats. Have 2 pet rats.


  • #8749
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    jimgoose wrote: »
    If you've an Android phone, there's a free app called MapMyWalk that's more useful than it's name suggests. Flip on GPS and start a "workout" when you leave the car, it'll map the route you take until you stop it. Bit crude, but simple and cheap, and might just be a great help.

    I'm in the city centre now I was half way to town before I realised I never looked where I got on. Meh I'll just take the luas out tonight until things look familiar


  • #8750
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I'm in the city centre now I was half way to town before I realised I never looked where I got on. Meh I'll just take the luas out tonight until things look familiar

    And its gonna be dark/foggy.............


  • #8751
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I'll ring the oh wen I get to work, it can be his problem then. He's good at problem solving. It'll be fine


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  • #8752
    Miss Lizzie Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    Threads that get highjacked continually. I'm outta this one.


  • #8753
    Alun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,502 ✭✭✭✭Alun


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    **** my life, just realised I was so annoyed about the lack of signposts I forgot what luas stop I got on at. How am I supposed to find my car tonight? Oh lord. :(
    There's an Android app called Agent that (amongst other things) detects when you park your car, either by detecting when it disconnects from your bluetooth, or by motion detection (not sure how well that works) and puts a marker on Google maps where you last parked.


  • #8754
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Bitchy old ladies


  • #8755
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,874 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Check put conjunctivitis.ie

    It's a site for sore eyes:D

    Anyone looking for me, I will be out for the afternoon........


    It's a bit of an eye opener alright! :D


    I'd follow behind you but eye want to keep an eye on something here :rolleyes:


  • #8756
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    I was just getting in my car this morning, and noticed a tenner on the ground and nobody about, nice one. But it was a bit damp.................I am no sure if it is TA or not.


  • #8757
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    It's a bit of an eye opener alright! :D


    I'd follow behind you but eye want to keep an eye on something here :rolleyes:

    Yeah you'd wanna keep your eye on the er.....ball.


  • #8758
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,874 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Yeah you'd wanna keep your eye on the er.....ball.


    At least I still have two of those, small mercies and all that :p


  • #8759
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I was just getting in my car this morning, and noticed a tenner on the ground and nobody about, nice one. But it was a bit damp.................I am no sure if it is TA or not.

    You ungrateful little so and so :pac:


  • #8760
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    At least I still have two of those, small mercies and all that :p

    Yeah, but I know what you don't have two of :)


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  • #8761
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    At least I still have two of those, small mercies and all that :p

    Ah, dont be so hard on yourself:D


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