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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #8612
    Miss Lizzie Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I had a motorbike once with "Big Swinging Mickey!" emblazoned across the bottom of the number-plate. I was young (-ish) then... :)

    Such a rogue!


  • #8613
    Laura Palmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭Laura Palmer


    The obsession with candles. They're dangerous, get in the way, and can be messy!


  • #8614
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    An assignment that's half done, and due in 9 hours. And I've spent the last two hours on Facebook and now I'm on here. Feck anyway.


  • #8615
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Standing on a slug/snail when you're wearing socks, of course it's worse if you're in bare feet.


  • #8616
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Laura Palmer wrote: »
    The obsession with candles. They're dangerous, get in the way, and can be messy!

    What are you doing with candles? ;):P


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  • #8617
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    People who drive at a snails pace, pretty much the entire road is a continuous white line and then when you can actually pass on the very short stretch of straight road, you indicate and go about overtaking, they start driving faster making it nearly impossible to get out passed them. Why?!


  • #8618
    miezekatze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭miezekatze


    Everyone using that stupid #breaktheinternet hashtag now.. ffs stop it already!

    Went to the gym yesterday evening for the first time in a few weeks, and they've changed everything around and added lots of stuff that I won't be using anyway and removed machines that I did actually use. Meh. It was really busy too, and the smell in there was something else! Hated every minute of it!


  • #8619
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    Fooking inane conversations with the idiots I work with.
    "That's some rain out this morning, isn't it?" Not really.
    "Did you get wet?" No, funnily enough, while driving my motorbike to work in the rain I managed to stay dry.
    "Can you get wipers for your helmet like windscreen wipers?" ...
    "Does the rain stick to the front of your helmet or is it made from special material so that the rain just flicks off?" ...

    My boss makes me laugh "Oh I was thinking of you this morning driving up in that rain". (a) no you weren't and (b) no you weren't.

    yeah we are paying for our summer now oh but it's still quite mild isn't it yes as long as the rain stays off that's the main thing oh my God is it raining again I don't think that was forecast we might even get a bit of snow wouldn't that be lovely oh wait is that acid falling from the sky oh dear I can't believe it I left the washing out so any plans for the weekend oh well you know it depends on the weather yeah yeah that's true ah hopefully the rain will hold off you know rain rain fúcking rain acid falling from the fúcking sky oh how we love when acid falls from the sky

    Bang.

    Bang.

    You're all dead.


  • #8620
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    On the way to work I had to stop at the bank to lodge cash, I'm there just about to get started at the quick lodge machine when this wan walks up to me and was like "sorry but are you lodging money?" Um yeah? "Oh, you are?"

    What the ****? I don't know why it annoyed me so much but I'm still annoyed now


  • #8621
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    I fell into the arms of a handsome stranger last night when I lost my footing on public transport. TA that I am such a cliché.


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  • #8622
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,200 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I fell into the arms of a handsome stranger last night when I lost my footing on public transport. TA that I am such a cliché.

    That figures. I have this mental image of you as a hybrid of Ingrid Bergman and Michael Douglas in "Falling Down"! :pac:


  • #8623
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    On the way to work I had to stop at the bank to lodge cash, I'm there just about to get started at the quick lodge machine when this wan walks up to me and was like "sorry but are you lodging money?" Um yeah? "Oh, you are?"

    What the ****? I don't know why it annoyed me so much but I'm still annoyed now

    Why was it any of her business? Did she not realise you could do such a thing? Or was she implying that you might take longer? Or that if she was taking out money she should have been allowed to go first as this was a more urgent transaction than lodging? I'm TA'd now too!


  • #8624
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Why was it any of her business? Did she not realise you could do such a thing? Or was she implying that you might take longer? Or that if she was taking out money she should have been allowed to go first as this was a more urgent transaction than lodging? I'm TA'd now too!

    Exactly. None of her business and she standing in the que with a face on her that would spoil milk. I was raging


  • #8625
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Exactly. None of her business and she standing in the que with a face on her that would spoil milk. I was raging


    I have this weird thing when people hurry me, it actually makes me go slower. It's completely beyond my control*. Whether they are drumming their fingers impatiently on a counter, driving up my rear end, breathing down my neck in a queue or hoping from one foot to another. I just....slow....right.......down so that the ignorant fúckers have to wait longer....

    *honest ;)


  • #8626
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    People "winning" things that cannot be won
    ie The Internet, Movember


  • #8627
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    On the way to work I had to stop at the bank to lodge cash, I'm there just about to get started at the quick lodge machine when this wan walks up to me and was like "sorry but are you lodging money?" Um yeah? "Oh, you are?"

    What the ****? I don't know why it annoyed me so much but I'm still annoyed now


    "lodging money? I thought this was a sperm bank":D


  • #8628
    Candy_Girl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭Candy_Girl


    Going to the fridge to get that yummy bar of chocolate you hid only to find it's gone :mad:


  • #8629
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Candy_Girl wrote: »
    Going to the fridge to get that yummy bar of chocolate you hid only to find it's gone :mad:

    Apt username :p


  • #8630
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    We should form a group where we all get to go somewhere and sit in complete silence :D



    That just turns my stomach. One of the washing machine mouths I work with is constantly sniffing and snorting when she's talking to you. Do you think I'd get into trouble if I smacked her head off her desk and broke her nose?

    I told one of the washing machine mouths that she was eating very noisily yesterday.
    She was chomping on granola and talking at the same time.
    "Nom nom, mmm, ummm, and then this happened, nomnomnommmmm, slurp slurp and wait until I tell you, nom nom" etc.
    So I said "Jesus you're chewing very loudly over there today, I feel like slicing my ears off".
    And she said "Oh am I? Sorry" and she wasn't sorry because she proceeded to continue eating her food in the exact same way, like an animal going at a carcass on the serengeti.
    A few minutes later then she said "Oh I'm so conscious about eating with my mouth open now". SO YOU SHOULD BE YOU DIRTY ANIMAL!!! And for the record, if she was conscious of it she wouldn't continue doing it.


  • #8631
    Candy_Girl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭Candy_Girl


    Cormac... wrote: »
    Apt username :p

    The custard cream just ain't cutting it.


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  • #8632
    km991148
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,277 ✭✭✭km991148


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    People in work who open a new carton of milk before the previous one is finished. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???

    People in work who queue up to use a single carton of milk - there are lots of people and lots of milk WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???


  • #8633
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Besides my grumpy post on this thread, I'm generally a faqirly decent sort of fellow, who will chit chat with folk in the office if they engage, and help out with things around the office that would be not in my job description.

    For example, there is some odd thing in the canteen where all the outlets on one wall will stop working, I know how to sort it out, just a matter of tripping a switch. Easy.

    I also help the cleaning lady out with a few bits and bobs, if she needs any heavy lifting done or to get anything from top shelves as she is short.
    One thing that I do for her is fill the coffee machine with beans when it goes low. I know where the key and stock are.
    Today I noticed it was running low, the cleaning lady gave me the nod so I started to replenish. The other people stood around in shock like they had just witnessed the first wheel being invented.


  • #8634
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Plot twist, the cleaning lady has been dead for 20 years and you're the cleaning staff


  • #8635
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Cormac... wrote: »
    Plot twist, the cleaning lady has been dead for 20 years and you're the cleaning staff

    Double plot twist - i am the dead cleaning lady


  • #8636
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Double plot twist - i am the dead cleaning lady

    Triple twist, boards.ie is just a way that your brain is capable of understanding what I, your son, am telling you via a Ouija board, on this the 20th anniversary of your death....

    You can go now....
    You don't need to watch over me anymore....
    I'll be ok :(
    You'll always be in my heart :(:(:(


  • #8637
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Cormac... wrote: »
    Triple twist, boards.ie is just a way that your brain is capable of understanding what I, your son, am telling you via a Ouija board, on this the 20th anniversary of your death....

    You can go now....
    You don't need to watch over me anymore....
    I'll be ok :(
    You'll always be in my heart :(:(:(

    *claws through veins, arteries and valves to escape Cormacs heart*

    Another annoyance, cleaning fingernails after clawing through someones heart :pac:


  • #8638
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Cormac... wrote: »

    At least I speak my mind, only god can judge me, my haters are my motivators, if you don't like me at my best, you don't deserve me at my worst.

    GTFO!

    Who invited Marilyn Monroe to the party?


  • #8639
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Band Aid 30 #E30LA 😒


  • #8640
    grundie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭grundie


    A few hundred pages back I mentioned that I didn't like dealing with wheeler dealer types and a few people responded with stories about people making ridiculous offers for cars they were trying to sell. Well, I've had a similar experience.

    My wife advertised our 2008 Hyundai Accent for sale, we got an Espace to replace it and had to get rid of it due to a lack of parking space.

    A guy has been phoning her relentlessly to try and get it. Firstly he offered €1000, even though it was advertised below true value at €2250. He's got all the patter "Ah sure, it's not worth that" and "Ah ye will, ye will sell it to me" and the best one "Sure, those Accents are terrible cars, no one wants to buy them". When my wife mentioned that we got an Espace he then started trying to convince her to swap the Accent for an 2000 Mondeo estate.

    When she sold it to someone else for the asking price he called a few times wanting to know who bought it and for what price. It was only after she blocked his number that we got rid of him.


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  • #8641
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Bob Geldof is annyoing me at the moment, he had a go at Adele for not taking part in #7?***3Bola saying she was doing nothing. FFS the woman had a baby 18 months ago looking after a toddler is as far from doing nothing as you can get.


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