Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-11-2014 09:22AM

2.35 for an instant coffee. Wtf?

Miss Lizzie Jones · 15-11-2014 10:10AM

Leg pain that will not let you sleep.

Also, picked up my knitting that I am working on, since I cannot sleep anyway, and I notice one tiny imperfection that no one else will notice in the shawl but I know it is there. Grrr.

suicide_circus · 15-11-2014 11:46AM

I-like-eggs,mmm wrote: »

I'm a nurse so, wiping ****ty arses. Especially if it's a particularity hairy arse where the **** seems to encrust on the hairs making the job even worse.

Whatever we're paying you, it isn't enough.

eisenberg1 · 15-11-2014 12:24PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

2.35 for an instant coffee. Wtf?

Name and shame....

Grayson · 15-11-2014 12:33PM

I-like-eggs,mmm wrote: »

I'm a nurse so, wiping ****ty arses. Especially if it's a particularity hairy arse where the **** seems to encrust on the hairs making the job even worse.

the words you're looking for are Dingle berries.

eisenberg1 · 15-11-2014 12:59PM

Grayson wrote: »

the words you're looking for are Dingle berries.

Yes, best to apply an ice pack, and when they are frozen, you can just snap them off.

15-11-2014 01:31PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Yes, best to apply an ice pack, and when they are frozen, you can just snap them off.

:eek::eek::eek:

Aglomerado · 15-11-2014 03:08PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Yes, best to apply an ice pack, and when they are frozen, you can just snap them off.

Or you can use them like maracas and play a tune on them!!

Grayson · 15-11-2014 03:17PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

Or you can use them like maracas and play a tune on them!!

It'd be like having braids and shells in your hair

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ca/ff/6f/caff6f2f904dddd5c4bf30a76390edd0.jpg

Son Of A Vidic · 15-11-2014 04:08PM

I-like-eggs,mmm wrote: »

I'm a nurse so, wiping ****ty arses. Especially if it's a particularity hairy arse where the **** seems to encrust on the hairs making the job even worse.

An Ex of mine was a nurse and she was the best delegator I've ever known. I believe no care assistant or student was ever left underutilised.

loubian · 15-11-2014 04:12PM

People saying they'll be at yours for a certain time n they text you half an hour before saying they have to do a few things and that they won't be long n then they give you a new time and then they don't turn up at that time n you're waiting around like a spa l. It's just fudging rude.

eisenberg1 · 15-11-2014 04:19PM

loubian wrote: »

People saying they'll be at yours for a certain time n they text you half an hour before saying they have to do a few things and that they won't be long n then they give you a new time and then they don't turn up at that time n you're waiting around like a spa l. It's just fudging rude.

What is a spa?

Awkward Author · 15-11-2014 04:21PM

trolls

eisenberg1 · 15-11-2014 04:38PM

Awkward Author wrote: »

trolls

Best to report them, I dont like them either, and consider them more than a trivial annoyance.

Pumpkinseeds · 15-11-2014 04:44PM

That facepalm moment when you realise in the split second after you've said something that it wasn't just bitchy it was actually racist.

MJ23 · 15-11-2014 04:54PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

That facepalm moment when you realise in the split second after you've said something that it wasn't just bitchy it was actually racist.

What did you say?

When you text someone, and they ring you back. Just because you have free calls, it doesn't mean I want to talk to you on the phone for 15 minutes about nothing.

jimgoose · 15-11-2014 05:39PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Yes, best to apply an ice pack, and when they are frozen, you can just snap them off.

This is my son, in whom I am well pleased. Listen ye unto him.

:):)

jimgoose · 15-11-2014 05:40PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

That facepalm moment when you realise in the split second after you've said something that it wasn't just bitchy it was actually racist.

It can be a slippery slope. But some people will put a slant on anything.

jimgoose · 15-11-2014 05:49PM

Shoes. Mrs. Goose and I have spent at least €500 on shoes in the last twelve months or so, and today every one of the bastard things are leaking. We were out for a constitutional just there, feet wet after, change shoes. Then, headed down t'Woolpack, feet now wet again. It's just as well they have plenty furkan beer here. Grrrrr...

Pumpkinseeds · 15-11-2014 05:50PM

MJ23 wrote: »

What did you say?

When you text someone, and they ring you back. Just because you have free calls, it doesn't mean I want to talk to you on the phone for 15 minutes about nothing.[/QUOTE

It was a young chinese girl in her mid 20's in front of us in the queue. She'd fecked off for ages to get something and she was sharing a trolley of stuff with her friend, of course they were paying seperately for their items. So after all the inital fcukwittery that was going on when the cashier told her the total she then decided that it was time to think about looking for her purse.

Then she took forever to rummage in the purse for the loose change, not having that loose change she asked her friend to rummage in her purse for it:rolleyes: The friend didn't have the exact change either. Finally when she'd paid for things she stood right in front of us dawdling away doing fcuk knows what, holding the queue up even longer. I meant to say 'hurry up'. What I actually said was 'come on chop chop' :eek::o:o

eisenberg1 · 15-11-2014 05:52PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Shoes. Mrs. Goose and I have spent at least €500 on shoes in the last twelve months or so, and today every one of the bastard things are leaking. We were out for a constitutional just there, feet wet after, change shoes. Then, headed down t'Woolpack, feet now wet again. It's just as well they have plenty furkan beer here. Grrrrr...

Jesus Jim, I thought you would have carried the fair Mrs Goose, so she didnt get her little footsies all wet:D

eisenberg1 · 15-11-2014 05:56PM

Ah Pumpkin, I can see the headlines now....

"Mrs Pumpkinseeds, a well known card carrying member of The National Front, abuses poor defenceless tourist"

jimgoose · 15-11-2014 05:56PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

...It was a young chinese girl in her mid 20's in front of us in the queue. She'd fecked off for ages to get something and she was sharing a trolley of stuff with her friend, of course they were paying seperately for their items. So after all the inital fcukwittery that was going on when the cashier told her the total she then decided that it was time to think about looking for her purse.

Then she took forever to rummage in the purse for the loose change, not having that loose change she asked her friend to rummage in her purse for it:rolleyes: The friend didn't have the exact change either. Finally when she'd paid for things she stood right in front of us dawdling away doing fcuk knows what, holding the queue up even longer. I meant to say 'hurry up'. What I actually said was 'come on chop chop' :eek::o:o

<SNORT>

jimgoose · 15-11-2014 05:57PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Jesus Jim, I thought you would have carried the fair Mrs Goose, so she didnt get her little footsies all wet:D

That would be missing the point completely. I prefer to carry her in a Jaaag!

MJ23 · 15-11-2014 06:01PM

The ad for the Sony phone with the lad taking pictures under water. So pretentious.

Miss Lizzie Jones · 15-11-2014 06:17PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

MJ23 wrote: »

What did you say?

When you text someone, and they ring you back. Just because you have free calls, it doesn't mean I want to talk to you on the phone for 15 minutes about nothing.[/QUOTE

It was a young chinese girl in her mid 20's in front of us in the queue. She'd fecked off for ages to get something and she was sharing a trolley of stuff with her friend, of course they were paying seperately for their items. So after all the inital fcukwittery that was going on when the cashier told her the total she then decided that it was time to think about looking for her purse.

Then she took forever to rummage in the purse for the loose change, not having that loose change she asked her friend to rummage in her purse for it:rolleyes: The friend didn't have the exact change either. Finally when she'd paid for things she stood right in front of us dawdling away doing fcuk knows what, holding the queue up even longer. I meant to say 'hurry up'. What I actually said was 'come on chop chop' :eek::o:o

I would be telling her to buy a coin purse after all that.

Pumpkinseeds · 15-11-2014 06:27PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Ah Pumpkin, I can see the headlines now....

"Mrs Pumpkinseeds, a well known card carrying member of The National Front, abuses poor defenceless tourist"

She's a local, not a tourist.:D

jimgoose · 15-11-2014 06:32PM

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

...I would be telling her to buy a coin purse after all that.

You is a Racialist for suggesting that the Chinese Peeps is po'. Bad muddafukka!!

Miss Lizzie Jones · 15-11-2014 06:33PM

jimgoose wrote: »

You is a Racialist for suggesting that the Chinese Peeps is po'. Bad muddafukka!!

I'd rather be a 'racialist' then a moron.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-11-2014 06:37PM

Having one of those horrible horrible c words of a day and nothing that you can do can make it better.

I have so much to do tonight, and have nothing to wear so at lunch I had to go shopping. I only had 40 minutes so I had to race from mac to Stephens green. Idiots everywhere. Everyone seemed to have a buggy, or walking their kids into me. Simpletons stepping off the escalators and stopping dead in people's way.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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