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Best way to discipline a hamster?

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  • #62
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Sixty plus posts in and not one social justice warrior has intervened to tell OP the problem is the human and not the hamster.


    Standards are slipping.


  • #63
    whupdedo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    Gran Hermano wrote: »
    Sixty plus posts in and not one social justice warrior has intervened to tell OP the problem is the human and not the hamster.


    Standards are slipping.

    Let me refer you to post 33 :D


  • #64
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Gran Hermano wrote: »
    Sixty plus posts in and not one social justice warrior has intervened to tell OP the problem is the human and not the hamster.


    Standards are slipping.

    Ram the human into the cage and then ruthlessly take the little wheel off him?


  • #65
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Buy a pool cue...wave it in front of him...when you see the puzzled look on his face... Show him this weekends Love/Hate episode....that'll cure him!!


  • #66
    Titzon Toast
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,610 ✭✭✭Titzon Toast


    Threaten him with Richard Gere.


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  • #67
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    whupdedo wrote: »
    Let me refer you to post 33 :D

    Far too factual.
    Where's the link to tabloid articles and the journal?
    A Facebook campaign?
    Calls to Joe Duffy?
    A government quango fighting for hamster rights?


  • #68
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Richard Gere


  • #69
    LoganRice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭LoganRice


    Tell him he is a naughty hamster


  • #70
    Last_Minute
    Closed Accounts Posts: 177 ✭✭Last_Minute


    Do you know whats funny?

    Not one human bean i know has ever seen a hamster in the wild.

    Where exactly do they come from? I know they come from eggs but where do the eggs come from?


  • #71
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Last_Minute wrote: »
    Do you know whats funny?

    Not one human bean i know has ever seen a hamster in the wild.

    Where exactly do they come from? I know they come from eggs but where do the eggs come from?

    The stork that brings humans moonlights as a hamster delivery man on the weekends.

    He had to stop doing both jobs during the week after an unfortunate mix up in 1986.


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  • #72
    TheHamster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 352 ✭✭TheHamster


    What did I do to deserve punishment?


  • #73
    Juan More Time
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 173 ✭✭Juan More Time


    I know this is after hours, but the very mention of inflicting pain on a defenceless animal makes me feel physically sick.. If you are unable or unwilling to give your pet a decent home, then may I suggest getting your animal re-homed...


  • #74
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    TheHamster wrote: »
    What did I do to deserve punishment?

    What didn't you do!


  • #75
    DM addict
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭DM addict


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuMdLm0ccU

    Don't know if that counts as hamster punishment, but it is kinda funny.


  • #76
    dashcamdanny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,924 ✭✭✭dashcamdanny


    My hamster loves beer. A cap full is like a keg full to a hamster.

    He gets drunk as hell, falls over a fair bit and falls asleep soon after .

    Not much of a party animal.


  • #77
    changepartners
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭changepartners


    I run a small academy for hamsters like this one. We stress tough love, daily chores, and the like.


  • #78
    vandriver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,481 ✭✭✭vandriver


    Wrap it in cling film.


  • #79
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,060 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Juan More Time wrote: »
    I know this is after hours, but the very mention of inflicting pain on a defenceless animal makes me feel physically sick.. If you are unable or unwilling to give your pet a decent home, then may I suggest getting your animal re-homed...

    Well if you don't discipline the hamster, it'll be like boys n the hood. There'll be prostitutes on street corners and the pimps will be using crack to keep the whores under control.


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