Would you accept €10k pa to get the Dunnes Stores logo tattooed across your buttocks?

some random drunk · 13-11-2014 01:50AM #1

Imagine if Dunnes Stores had a promotion where if you got their logo tattooed across your arse cheeks they would pay you ten grand a year.

You'd receive ten grand a year for every year of your life you had their logo on your backside.

They'd pay to get the tattoo done and pay again for the laser removal if say you wanted it removed after 2 or 3 years.

I'd probably be willing to take them up on the offer, at least for a couple of years. The extra ten thousand euro a year would be pretty handy for saving for a deposit on a house. The only thing I'd be worried about would be if it couldn't be fully removed afterwards or if I was left scarred.

So what do ye all think? Would you be willing to take Dunnes up on their offer? How long would you keep the tattoo?

Btw, in case anyone is wondering I got the idea for this thread from a dream I had last night

Slicemeister · 13-11-2014 01:55AM

Margaret Heffernan S&M fantasy. Did you wake up torn?

CaptainInsano · 13-11-2014 01:55AM

some random drunk wrote: »

Imagine if Dunnes Stores had a promotion where if you got their logo tattooed across your arse cheeks they would pay you ten grand a year.

You'd receive ten grand a year for every year of your life you had their logo on your backside.

They'd pay to get the tattoo done and pay again for the laser removal if say you wanted it removed after 2 or 3 years.

I'd probably be willing to take them up on the offer, at least for a couple of years. The extra ten thousand euro a year would be pretty handy for saving for a deposit on a house. The only thing I'd be worried about would be if it couldn't be fully removed afterwards or if I was left scarred.

So what do ye all think? Would you be willing to take Dunnes up on their offer? How long would you keep the tattoo?

Btw, in case anyone is wondering I got the idea for this thread from a dream I had last night

Have you been sent here by Dunne's?

El Horseboxo · 13-11-2014 01:56AM

some random drunk wrote: »

Imagine if Dunnes Stores had a promotion where if you got their logo tattooed across your arse cheeks they would pay you ten grand a year.

You'd receive ten grand a year for every year of your life you had their logo on your backside.

They'd pay to get the tattoo done and pay again for the laser removal if say you wanted it removed after 2 or 3 years.

I'd probably be willing to take them up on the offer, at least for a couple of years. The extra ten thousand euro a year would be pretty handy for saving for a deposit on a house. The only thing I'd be worried about would be if it couldn't be fully removed afterwards or if I was left scarred.

So what do ye all think? Would you be willing to take Dunnes up on their offer? How long would you keep the tattoo?

Btw, in case anyone is wondering I got the idea for this thread from a dream I had last night

I'd let them etch Dunnes Stores in great big capital letters right down the shaft of my cock with a rusty nail for 10 grand a year.

gary gary · 13-11-2014 01:58AM

Id do for a 5grand one time payment

auldgranny · 13-11-2014 01:58AM

Yes

Ruu · 13-11-2014 01:59AM

Would they be able to use my tattooed bottom in promotional material?

some random drunk · 13-11-2014 02:02AM

Slicemeister wrote: »

Margaret Heffernan S&M fantasy. Did you wake up torn?

I woke up slightly disappointed that Dunnes didn't actually have this offer.

It would have made for an interesting conversation topic any time I had a one night stand.

Micky Dolenz · 13-11-2014 02:03AM

Yes,

not many people see my bare bum and those who do would find it funny.

"Always Better Value"
"The difference is.....we're irish"

:pac:

some random drunk · 13-11-2014 02:04AM

Ruu wrote: »

Would they be able to use my tattooed bottom in promotional material?

No, not as far as I'm aware. They would just hope you would use communal showers in the gym etc quite often, go to nudist beaches or sleep around a lot.

FloatingVoter · 13-11-2014 02:04AM

For ****s sake...I thought this was for real. I was going to sign up. I have a beauty mark on my arse that wants covering up. Makes it look like I forgot to wipe.
Now all the 13.5 women I've slept with know who I am.

RobbingBandit · 13-11-2014 02:06AM

Yeah why not, I'd be ****ing all over dunnes twice a day and be getting paid to do it, Tesco and Aldi might throw in a few quid too.

auldgranny · 13-11-2014 02:06AM

FloatingVoter wrote: »

For ****s sake...I thought this was for real. I was going to sign up. I have a beauty mark on my arse that wants covering up. Makes it look like I forgot to wipe.
Now all the 13.5 women I've slept with know who I am.

.5??

In Lonesome Dove · 13-11-2014 02:07AM

I'm fairly fcuked with money and I need money, I would get anything tattooed on my ass for money.

Actually if any company would like me to get tattooed to promote them, I would love to do it for money. A red bull on my arm perhaps?

FloatingVoter · 13-11-2014 02:08AM

auldgranny wrote: »

.5??

It was a confusing night. I'm still not sure. Could be a man / large dog or a space alien. Yokes were involved.

Guy:Incognito · 13-11-2014 02:09AM

I'll only do it if I have to wear assless chaps.

13-11-2014 02:09AM

FloatingVoter wrote: »

For ****s sake...I thought this was for real. I was going to sign up. I have a beauty mark on my arse that wants covering up. Makes it look like I forgot to wipe.
Now all the 13.5 women I've slept with know who I am.

We need more info on the .5 woman.
Just saw yer explanation

DazMarz · 13-11-2014 02:14AM

Once I didn't have to get the subtitle "ALWAYS BETTER VALUE!" tattooed across my arse as well, I think I'd go for it...

Kovu · 13-11-2014 02:22AM

Billy the Billboard from Alaska already did it......although I think his were pornsites instead of Dunnes.

masculinist · 13-11-2014 02:57AM

would somebody from Dunnes be periodically inspecting my buttocks to make sure the tattoo is still there ?

bardcom · 13-11-2014 03:03AM

masculinist wrote: »

would somebody from Dunnes be periodically inspecting my buttocks to make sure the tattoo is still there ?

Another Margaret Heffernan fantasy?

artanevilla · 13-11-2014 03:14AM

I'd rather Tesco as you'd only need to put the T-e-s-c and let nature do the rest.

Lapin · 13-11-2014 03:18AM

For an extra 5 grand I'd offer to have the tattoo done backwards (arseways if you like), so that when I pull a mooner on passing cars the drivers will recognise the Dunne's logo on my backside in their rear view mirror, thus providing them with a handy reminder to pull in on the way home for bread, milk, few cans and a pair of St Bernard jocks.

Macavity. · 13-11-2014 03:51AM

Just when you think AH can't come up with anymore interesting thread ideas... BOOM we're given this gem.

I'd definitely do it btw.

Awkward Author · 13-11-2014 04:03AM

some random drunk wrote: »

Imagine if Dunnes Stores had a promotion where if you got their logo tattooed across your arse cheeks they would pay you ten grand a year.

You'd receive ten grand a year for every year of your life you had their logo on your backside.

They'd pay to get the tattoo done and pay again for the laser removal if say you wanted it removed after 2 or 3 years.

I'd probably be willing to take them up on the offer, at least for a couple of years. The extra ten thousand euro a year would be pretty handy for saving for a deposit on a house. The only thing I'd be worried about would be if it couldn't be fully removed afterwards or if I was left scarred.

So what do ye all think? Would you be willing to take Dunnes up on their offer? How long would you keep the tattoo?

Btw, in case anyone is wondering I got the idea for this thread from a dream I had last night

Hey, my arse has never seen the light of day, so, yeah. I'd be down for it.

ozmo · 13-11-2014 04:07AM

This lady did it for $10,000 one off payment...

Big letters across her forehead - to pay school fees

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/01/casino_tattoos_womans_face/

Awkward Author · 13-11-2014 04:10AM

ozmo wrote: »

This lady did it for $10,000 one off payment...

Big letters across her forehead - to pay school fees

That's real college material alright.

RobbingBandit · 13-11-2014 05:48AM

Awkward Author wrote: »

That's real college material alright.

College bike, everyone gets a ride.:eek:

Dozen Wicked Words · 13-11-2014 05:56AM

This thread reminds me, I must Buy Blue Pants.

RobbingBandit · 13-11-2014 06:21AM

Dozen Wicked Words wrote: »

This thread reminds me, I must Buy Blue Pants.

Don't forget the Maine potatoes too.

ShadowHearth · 13-11-2014 07:18AM

Hell yeah! Sign my arse for it!!!

Would you accept €10k pa to get the Dunnes Stores logo tattooed across your buttocks?

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