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"Do you have a spare somke?"

  • 11-11-2014 03:31PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭


    I get asked this question on a daily basis .......... I usually just reply "no" while holding eye-contact the whole time ........... I find not using a flimsy made-up excuse or looking away avoids any smart-arse or abusive responses.

    A friend of mine usually says "sorry, I've only got 16 left" followed by the askee saying "ok, no worries ......" then a pause and a look of confusion as they slowly walk away. Cracks me up every time!! :)

    My sister-in-law always says "I don't buy spare cigarettes" ...... end of discussion.

    Was with my brother one day when a young lad said to him "Ya don't have a spare smoke do ya?" to which my brother replied immediately "that's right!" :)

    Another friend of mine actually brings a spare box out with him on nights out for those drunken fools who offer "I'll give ya 2 euros for a smoke?" ......... he takes the 2 euros every time and hands over the smoke, he actually sold the full box one night and made 43 euros!! :D

    Anyway what's your usual response/feeling when asked this question?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 203 ✭✭Uncle Ruckus


    "Yes. I do have a spare smoke but I'm not giving it to you."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,450 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Sorry, I don't somke.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Anyway what's your usual response/feeling when asked this question?

    With a hoighty sniff I reply "Smokers are jokers."




    Then I ask them to tell me a joke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,373 ✭✭✭paulbok


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    I get asked this question on a daily basis .......... I usually just reply "no" while holding eye-contact the whole time ........... I find not using a flimsy made-up excuse or looking away avoids any smart-arse or abusive responses.

    A friend of mine usually says "sorry, I've only got 16 left" followed by the askee saying "ok, no worries ......" then a pause and a look of confusion as they slowly walk away. Cracks me up every time!! :)

    My sister-in-law always says "I don't buy spare cigarettes" ...... end of discussion.

    Was with my brother one day when a young lad said to him "Ya don't have a spare smoke do ya?" to which my brother replied immediately "that's right!" :)

    Another friend of mine actually brings a spare box out with him on nights out for those drunken fools who offer "I'll give ya 2 euros for a smoke?" ......... he takes the 2 euros every time and hands over the smoke, he actually sold the full box one night and made 43 euros!! :D

    Anyway what's your usual response/feeling when asked this question?

    Box of 20 cigs @ €2 = €40, minus €10 for purchasing them, so how did he make €43 exactly? Is he an accountant for Tesco? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Another question .......... are you one of those people who has the cheek to ask a stranger for a cigarette??

    If so, then explain yourself!!! :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    paulbok wrote: »
    Box of 20 cigs @ €2 = €40, minus €10 for purchasing them, so how did he make €43 exactly? Is he an accountant for Tesco? ;)

    A few drunken eejits gave him 3 euros, I think one even gave him a fiver!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    No.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    In some countries you can buy packets of pre-bummed cigs... they only have like 19 in em or whatever. Save you the hassle of dishing em out to skobes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    sorry last one

    end of harassment


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,436 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    sorry last one

    end of harassment
    As you light it in front of them take one drag then grind it into the ground.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Only opened this to see what a Somke was :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 600 ✭✭✭SMJSF


    That is one thing I don't miss about smoking!!!
    I was in town today and on 3 occasions the "usual" kind of people were going to ask me for a smoke - but then seen I'd an ecig!! :D:D:D Hehe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,079 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    Any spare cigarette?
    Nah, this box only came with 20...

    Ban billionaires



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭wonderboysam


    I normally say yes (:

    I'm normally v drunk though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Hate getting asked for smokes.
    But why should anyone give a cigerette to a stranger? it's 10 euro for a box of 20 john player blue right now.


    Call me a cynic but the same people tapping for a smoke are the same people who have a box of 20 in their pocket.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    I'm sorry, but I've promised it to another Junkie-Knack.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 Murphy7777


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Sorry, I don't somke.

    Would be kind of unusual for someone to ask for a spare cigarette if you weren't actually smoking? I suppose there are the certain "few" who would….


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 595 ✭✭✭ElvisChrist6


    Not a smoker, but to be honest, I'm sure most of you who are know what it's like to not have one and crave one. There's nothing wrong with asking for something, but if they harrass you after saying no then it's a problem. Surely you could give someone a bit of a break every now and then and spare one, but if not, there's no need to be so judgemental of them. THere's nothing wrong with asking for something, whether they be homeless, drug addicts, smokers. YOu can just say no!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    Murphy7777 wrote: »
    Would be kind of unusual for someone to ask for a spare cigarette if you weren't actually smoking? I suppose there are the certain "few" who would….

    I've never smoked but have been asked bajillions of times for a smoke or a light. Usually after 2am passing a fast food emporium.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 Murphy7777


    hardCopy wrote: »
    I've never smoked but have been asked bajillions of times for a smoke or a light. Usually after 2am passing a fast food emporium.

    I suppose, on a night out is fairly common, but usually walking down the street during the day would rarely happen


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    MadDog76 wrote: »


    Another friend of mine actually brings a spare box out with him on nights out for those drunken fools who offer "I'll give ya 2 euros for a smoke?" ......... he takes the 2 euros every time and hands over the smoke, he actually sold the full box one night and made 43 euros!! :D
    MadDog76 wrote: »
    A few drunken eejits gave him 3 euros, I think one even gave him a fiver!! :D

    You made this up didn't you.

    Be honest.

    Its bollox.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,853 ✭✭✭messrs


    Murphy7777 wrote: »
    Would be kind of unusual for someone to ask for a spare cigarette if you weren't actually smoking? I suppose there are the certain "few" who would….

    I don't smoke but pretty much every evening at the bus stop I get asked for 'spare' smokes, and often times the same person has asked me a few evenings in a row - either didn't remember me or thought I was lying and said he would chance his arm again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Murphy7777 wrote: »
    Would be kind of unusual for someone to ask for a spare cigarette if you weren't actually smoking? I suppose there are the certain "few" who would….

    They are life's under-achievers :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    I estimated I could of made a fortune one summer in Times Square by selling cigaretes to the numerous people who asked me in one night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    SMJSF wrote: »
    That is one thing I don't miss about smoking!!!
    I was in town today and on 3 occasions the "usual" kind of people were going to ask me for a smoke - but then seen I'd an ecig!! :D:D:D Hehe

    I was on the e-cig for 3/4 months and I too loved the look of disappointment on there faces when they realised ........ until one day a junkie asked me if he could "have a go off it?" ....... WTF :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Not a smoker, but to be honest, I'm sure most of you who are know what it's like to not have one and crave one. There's nothing wrong with asking for something, but if they harrass you after saying no then it's a problem. Surely you could give someone a bit of a break every now and then and spare one, but if not, there's no need to be so judgemental of them. THere's nothing wrong with asking for something, whether they be homeless, drug addicts, smokers. YOu can just say no!

    Yes I do know what it's like to not have a cigarette and crave one ......... I usually go the nearest shop/petrol station/cigarette machine and buy some ........ I would never ever ask a stranger to give me something that belongs to them which they have paid for!! :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Lapin wrote: »
    You made this up didn't you.

    Be honest.

    Its bollox.

    Nope ......... if you're a smoker (and I assume you are?) and you have ever had a night out (which I assume you have?) then you must have come across the "I'll buy one off you brigade"???

    It's a ploy so you know they are genuine and not just a scrounger but it's still annoying ......... so my mate takes full advantage of them!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 805 ✭✭✭CB19Kevo


    Always asked for cigs or lighters on nights out,Could be in mid conversation with a friend and some idiot butts in and ask's.
    Bad enough in itself but i never smoked.
    Knew a lad who used always hand them over when asked,just think he felt pressurised to avoid conflict of saying no,You might get a thanks off some but many used just take it and walk away.
    Feel sorry for the genuine person who might have lost a pack and just looking for one because some people just scrounge all the time and give no thanks for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 595 ✭✭✭ElvisChrist6


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Yes I do know what it's like to not have a cigarette and crave one ......... I usually go the nearest shop/petrol station/cigarette machine and buy some ........ I would never ever ask a stranger to give me something that belongs to them which they have paid for!! :confused:

    Some people can't every time though. But even if that doesn't matter, what's the harm in asking honestly? If you don't want to help, that's fine, but it's not a big deal being asked. I don't know many who wouldn't give one up, because they knwo the feeling of not being able to afford their own until the next day or something and craving one, but even the ones that don't aren't bitter about it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    "No I don't, sorry".

    Nothing worse than the look of disdain you get then. Don't give me the evils because I'm not handing out my (expensive!) smokes to you.


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