Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

OldNotWIse · 07-11-2014 11:11AM

Dial Hard wrote: »

If my ex ever coughs up the house money he owes me, I'm going straight to the invisalign clinic. I did not wear braces for three precious years of my teens to have less than perfect teeth.

It's my own fault for not wearing my retainer, but still...

Check back with the clinic where you had them done. I called mine yesterday - "er hello, you havent seen me for 13 years but my parents paid a small fortune to you so that I could have straight teeth and now they are not straight anymore" - was told I'd get free consultations and that there would only be a nominal charge for making up track or retainer. They didn't give me a retainer when I left. They left a retaining bar at the back of my bottom teeth, which are still perfectly straight, and I suspect they were meant to leave a bar at the back of the top ones too, and didn't. It's worth a shot. Plus I get to píss off the OH by having it fitted while she fúcks off to Brazil so that when she comes back I wont be a pretty as when she left. Har har! :P

gramar · 07-11-2014 11:13AM

The shameless fawning over celebs who visit Ireland. Are we that fcuking sad we have to report their every move?

07-11-2014 11:15AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Teeth moving slightly even after years of brace wearing. Parents think I'm crazy but there is definitely shift...so now, looks like I'll be a 31 year old with tracks for a while. How sexy. Perhaps I could just get dentures instead...and be one of those really annoying denture ad idiots who is all teethed and happy eating a fúcking apple.

They move naturally as you get older. That's why you need to keep wearing the retainer one or two nights a week pretty much forever

Once you get them fixed up again make sure to get a removeable retainer after the treatment

Barely There · 07-11-2014 11:15AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I didn't stay at home last night, and answerd all his texts today with one words and full stops and he's completely oblivious to why I'm upset with him.

Well, you could always tell him directly.

Why do women assume all men are blessed with an incredible ability to be able to read their minds?

It's trivially annoying.

Captain Chaos · 07-11-2014 11:20AM

Ok, where to start.

People standing in doorways, blocking doorways in public places, shops, train stations etc. Do they see "please stop and stand here" signs at these places or something.

People barging on public transport without letting people off first, cop on ffs.

Slow walkers everywhere and people walking 2 or more abreast on the path walking towards you. Not one of them will drop back to allow you past. One day I just stopped as I had no where to go on the path and they stopped too looking at me. What the actual brain dead ****.

A nation of zombies is upon us.

OldNotWIse · 07-11-2014 11:20AM

bluewolf wrote: »

They move naturally as you get older. That's why you need to keep wearing the retainer one or two nights a week pretty much forever

Once you get them fixed up again make sure to get a removeable retainer after the treatment

Will definitely do that! Wouldn't mind I've been looking in the mirror for about 5 years (not for all of that time...only about half

) and trying to figure out why I'm not as happy with how I look anymore, and it was only recently I copped, "those fúckers have moved!" :rolleyes:

OldNotWIse · 07-11-2014 11:21AM

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Ok, where to start.

People standing in doorways, blocking doorways in public places, shops, train stations etc. Do they see "please stop and stand here" signs at these places or something.

People barging on public transport without letting people off first, cop on ffs.

Slow walkers everywhere and people walking 2 or more abreast on the path walking towards you. Not one of them will drop back to allow you past. One day I just stopped as I had no where to go on the path and they stopped too looking at me. What the actual brain dead ****.

A nation of zombies is upon us.

Dial Hard · 07-11-2014 11:51AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Check back with the clinic where you had them done. I called mine yesterday - "er hello, you havent seen me for 13 years but my parents paid a small fortune to you so that I could have straight teeth and now they are not straight anymore"

In the intervening 18 years my orthodontist reached retirement age, the cheeky bastard.

Frigga_92 · 07-11-2014 12:20PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Plough your furrow girl, and never mind the ballacks innit.

No idea what that means but had to give it a thanks anyway

OldNotWIse wrote: »

My Mum is of the opinion that the reason why these protests have such a high turnout is because they are affecting people who are not used to paying for anything. Why don't we have such numbers protesting against the continuation of the supposedly temporary USC? Ah because it's people who work that are affected by it. I don't know if I agree with her or not, but now I am TA that the fúckers are still taking the USC for, well...nothing Bástards. I could have bought new boots with the USC they took this week. I could have got píssed on last week's USC. Next week's could have sent three goats and a chicken to Concern

Well said.

Mr. CooL ICE · 07-11-2014 12:26PM

House sharing.

Dishwashers are the ultimate lazy mans tool. Put your dishes in, add tablet, wash overnight and clean dishes are available the next day. However, housemates that don't bother to empty the damn thing piss me off. Nothing worse than coming home from work with a full dishwasher that hasn't been emptied and a sink half-filled with dirty dishes cos they're too lazy to empty it.

Actually, there is worse. Opening the dishwasher to realise someone put their dirty dishes on top of the clean dishes, and then fcuked off for the weekend. Next time it happens, somebody is getting a faceful of cutlery

castletownman · 07-11-2014 12:27PM

The annual over-saturation of the Irish rugby team began in earnest this week.

Autumn Internationals? Guinness Series? They should just call them for what they are. "Glorified friendlies".

jimgoose · 07-11-2014 12:30PM

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

No idea what that means but had to give it a thanks anyway ...

It means that the only fella looking down on another man's line of work is nearly always the illiterate braying ass.

MsBubbles · 07-11-2014 12:32PM

castletownman I'm big fan of rugby. hot men in tight shorts wrestling in the mud what's not to like

Maximus Alexander · 07-11-2014 12:34PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Will definitely do that! Wouldn't mind I've been looking in the mirror for about 5 years (not for all of that time...only about half ) and trying to figure out why I'm not as happy with how I look anymore, and it was only recently I copped, "those fúckers have moved!" :rolleyes:

And also, you know, you're 5 years older. :P

OldNotWIse · 07-11-2014 12:36PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Because "slapping a bit of makeup" on someone and "looking at hoohah's" isn't a real career.

Plenty of ob-gyn's make nice six figure sums looking at hoohah's :P

OldNotWIse · 07-11-2014 12:38PM

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

And also, you know, you're 5 years older. :P

You should see my face right now :eek:

07-11-2014 01:17PM

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

House sharing.

Dishwashers are the ultimate lazy mans tool. Put your dishes in, add tablet, wash overnight and clean dishes are available the next day. However, housemates that don't bother to empty the damn thing piss me off. Nothing worse than coming home from work with a full dishwasher that hasn't been emptied and a sink half-filled with dirty dishes cos they're too lazy to empty it.

Actually, there is worse. Opening the dishwasher to realise someone put their dirty dishes on top of the clean dishes, and then fcuked off for the weekend. Next time it happens, somebody is getting a faceful of cutlery

Dirty dishes on their beds

eisenberg1 · 07-11-2014 01:21PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Plenty of ob-gyn's make nice six figure sums looking at hoohah's :P

Speaking of which, that radio ad for something or other where they say " I mean, you would not got to a gynaecologist if you had a headache":mad:

I suppose you could, be be prepared for the bill......

07-11-2014 01:26PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Speaking of which, that radio ad for something or other where they say " I mean, you would not got to a gynaecologist if you had a headache":mad:

I suppose you could, be be prepared for the bill......

And I'll download a fcuking car if I want. ..

Maximus Alexander · 07-11-2014 01:29PM

bluewolf wrote: »

And I'll download a fcuking car if I want. ..

Can't wait until 3D Printing matures. I'll be downloading everything, cars, boats, new arms and sh*t.

eisenberg1 · 07-11-2014 01:41PM

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Can't wait until 3D Printing matures. I'll be downloading everything, cars, boats, new arms and sh*t.

And Hoohahs, dont forget the hoohahs:D

Fat Christy · 07-11-2014 01:44PM

bluewolf wrote: »

Dirty dishes on their beds

One of my friends used to live with a really clotty cnut, never washed the dishes. She got sick of and put all the dirty dishes in his cupboards.

He started washing up then.

gramar · 07-11-2014 01:48PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

And Hoohahs, dont forget the hoohahs:D

Never heard of fleshlights?

Aglomerado · 07-11-2014 01:59PM

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Can't wait until 3D Printing matures. I'll be downloading everything, cars, boats, new arms and sh*t.

I don't want to print sh*t! I wouldn't mind a couple of extra arms though. With guns. :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-11-2014 03:07PM

Getting babied. It's been so long since I've actually had parents to fuss over me, and I used to enjoy being waited on hand and foot but my god it's head wrecking.

Last night before I went to sleep, I had a glass of water brought into me and left next to my bed. This morning I got breakfast in bed, and when I got up to help with the cleaning, she insisted I 'rest' while she was busy around me and then she made me lunch, while I watched cartoons.

Awkward!

07-11-2014 03:13PM

How awful

Fat Christy · 07-11-2014 03:14PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Getting babied. It's been so long since I've actually had parents to fuss over me, and I used to enjoy being waited on hand and foot but my god it's head wrecking.

Last night before I went to sleep, I had a glass of water brought into me and left next to my bed. This morning I got breakfast in bed, and when I got up to help with the cleaning, she insisted I 'rest' while she was busy around me and then she made me lunch, while I watched cartoons.

Awkward!

Who is 'she' and can I have her number? :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-11-2014 03:14PM

bluewolf wrote: »

How awful

Travesty.

Not awful it's just awkward, feeling like you're in the way or demanding or something

Maximus Alexander · 07-11-2014 03:16PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Travesty.

Not awful it's just awkward, feeling like you're in the way or demanding or something

But you still sat down and watched cartoons. :pac:

Zanablue · 07-11-2014 03:16PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Getting babied. It's been so long since I've actually had parents to fuss over me, and I used to enjoy being waited on hand and foot but my god it's head wrecking.

Last night before I went to sleep, I had a glass of water brought into me and left next to my bed. This morning I got breakfast in bed, and when I got up to help with the cleaning, she insisted I 'rest' while she was busy around me and then she made me lunch, while I watched cartoons.

Awkward!

God I wish someone would run around after me! Enjoy it while you can.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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