Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

eisenberg1 · 31-10-2014 11:39AM

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

Americans and their television programmes brainwashing our children with their Hallowe'en traditions, causing my house to be egged (well, it was only one egg at the front window, but still). Didn't happen in my day...

"If only you had an egg..":D

jimgoose · 31-10-2014 11:42AM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

We need one more to join us. Is there anywhere we can find someone who also remembers all this when it was only fields?

I have this 'un, Chief.

eisenberg1 wrote: »

"If only you had an egg..":D

Oh aye. We used t'dream about t'egg.

Badly Drunk Boy · 31-10-2014 11:45AM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

"If only you had an egg..":D

I've never eaten (or thrown) an egg. Coming from a big family there were only so many to go around. And our hen was absolutely useless!!

Aglomerado · 31-10-2014 11:45AM

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

Americans and their television programmes brainwashing our children with their Hallowe'en traditions, causing my house to be egged (well, it was only one egg at the front window, but still). Didn't happen in my day...

Yeah, FÚCK all this commercialisation of Hallowe'en. Aldi / Lidl have been full of junk food and decoration stuff for the past few weeks, some houses near me done up like Christmas. Utter bollicks.

eisenberg1 · 31-10-2014 12:01PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

Yeah, FÚCK all this commercialisation of Hallowe'en. Aldi / Lidl have been full of junk food and decoration stuff for the past few weeks, some houses near me done up like Christmas. Utter bollicks.

I would say you are going to scare the sh1t out of the kids later:D

Aglomerado · 31-10-2014 12:04PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I would say you are going to scare the sh1t out of the kids later:D

Kids?! I scare ADULTS; not only kids!!! :mad::D

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 31-10-2014 12:39PM

Friday is my day off. I wake up with a massive hulk of a dog looking over me. "Get in", I said. Thinking the dog would go to sleep and let me get a lie on. No. He jumped on top of me. Slobbered drool on me. Put his paw on my face. And when I finally got up, it was a game of chase around the room.

http://tinypic.com/r/2zoexz7/8
http://tinypic.com/r/315z5zo/8
http://tinypic.com/r/t6bhtz/8
http://tinypic.com/r/2zphzc4/8

He looks so sad all the time so I can't even be mad at him getting me up. Grr having to get up early on my day off though, bad dog.

MsBubbles · 31-10-2014 12:58PM

Lexie he's just gorgeous. I have a soft spot for Boxers

whitewave · 31-10-2014 01:00PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

http://tinypic.com/r/2zoexz7/8
http://tinypic.com/r/315z5zo/8
http://tinypic.com/r/t6bhtz/8
http://tinypic.com/r/2zphzc4/8

He looks so sad all the time so I can't even be mad at him getting me up. Grr having to get up early on my day off though, bad dog.

He should be in the things that make you happy thread, he's beautiful!

And now I'm sad that I don't have a dog to play with

OldNotWIse · 31-10-2014 01:40PM

The fúckhead who just said, "bored?" to me because I yawned. What the actual fúck is wrong with people, and their incessant need to comment on everything I do? Have they so little going on in their own lives? Not to mention the fact that if I am yawning, it's not because I am bored, it's because I am fúcking tired or there's not enough oxygen in the room (because dipshíts like you are using it all up asking people if they are bored)

0byme75341jo28 · 31-10-2014 03:03PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

The fúckhead who just said, "bored?" to me because I yawned. What the actual fúck is wrong with people, and their incessant need to comment on everything I do? Have they so little going on in their own lives? Not to mention the fact that if I am yawning, it's not because I am bored, it's because I am fúcking tired or there's not enough oxygen in the room (because dipshíts like you are using it all up asking people if they are bored)

Bored?

elfy4eva · 31-10-2014 03:18PM

Swizzles Parma Violets,

yiiick if purple were a flavor they nailed it.

Aglomerado · 31-10-2014 03:23PM

elfy4eva wrote: »

Swizzles Parma Violets,

yiiick if purple were a flavor they nailed it.

I love them! And everybody else hates them, so more for me!!!!

MsBubbles · 31-10-2014 03:25PM

Aglomerado you and my Mum she loves Parma Violets.

Stupid tickly cough is trivially annoying today

Frigga_92 · 31-10-2014 03:37PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

I love them! And everybody else hates them, so more for me!!!!

I love them too, let's share

Aglomerado · 31-10-2014 03:40PM

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

I love them too, let's share

No. :P

31-10-2014 03:49PM

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

Strangers asking you for a smoke or a light and when you say no, you don't smoke, they look at you like you're the scum of the earth

And it's always "Sorry, I don't smoke". Why am I apologising?!

Fat Christy · 31-10-2014 03:51PM

People out fundraising every single fcuking weekend. I hate shopping at the weekend but I have to because I'm busy during the week. Bag packers and people with their little tables at the doors of shopping centres, they drive me batty. I mean every god damn weekend in every shopping centre, just fcuk off would ya, I can barely feed myself!! :mad:

OldNotWIse · 31-10-2014 03:57PM

Omackeral wrote: »

And it's always "Sorry, I don't smoke". Why am I apologising?!

How dare you

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 31-10-2014 04:20PM

Strange people trying to talk to me. While I was waiting at the train station, there was this woman half cracked if you ask me, talking loud to everyone, informing everyone how she had two trains to get in order to get to clonmel, how she was born in 89, how tomorrow is winter, how she enjoys movies. She accosted me and started talking loud at me, and I just turned away. She kept trying, I kept ignoring so she started talking to this other lady about trick or treating, and bonfires. Wtf? Both of them are adults. Hardly expected her to go trick or treating. Then, she starts talking about how she remembers going trick or treating when she was 2. :eek:
Then you'd swear the rain was acid, with her "oh don't go outside you'll get wet" speech to anyone that dared stick their head out.

In order not to get stuck next to her, I took the nearest seat to me and away from her. He was worse. I wasn't down on the seat til he started. "Where are you going?" "What's going on in Dublin, a lot of people got on at the last stop?" "What do you work at?" "I'm in uni". Nobody ****ing cares. Then he starts bleating on about how he was worried law was the wrong choice, his life revolved around the library and how he'd turned into a huge nerd, telling me how it was windy in Galway, all sorts of mind numbing rubbish. Then he asked if I had any friends in Galway, I said no but myself and my boyfriend go there a lot for nights away. That kind of shut him up for a bit, until he was getting off and asked me if I was on Facebook. I said no, even though I'm sure he blatantly saw me on it on my phone. Dude was 18 if he was a day. Take it easy, mc lovin.

jimgoose · 31-10-2014 04:21PM

"Mowvember". Just. Fúck. OFF!! :mad:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 31-10-2014 04:24PM

jimgoose wrote: »

"Mowvember". Just. Fúck. OFF!! :mad:

This. The Luckiest Man In Ireland is threatening to grow one of those ones that looks like handlebars. There'll be a serious situation if he follows through!

jimgoose · 31-10-2014 04:25PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

This. The Luckiest Man In Ireland is threatening to grow one of those ones that looks like handlebars. There'll be a serious situation if he follows through!

That'll be your cue to prance around the house singing the "Go Compare!!" song. :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 31-10-2014 04:26PM

jimgoose wrote: »

That'll be your cue to prance around the house singing the "Go Compare!!" song. :pac:

It'll be my excuse to put on the wax pot while he's sleeping and rip it off.

Fat Christy · 31-10-2014 04:27PM

jimgoose wrote: »

"Mowvember". Just. Fúck. OFF!! :mad:

:eek:

I love a good moustache to tickle me vayjayjay.

jimgoose · 31-10-2014 04:28PM

Fat Christy wrote: »

:eek:

I love a good moustache to tickle me vayjayjay.

Fair play to you. You might want to get a couple of ribs removed to make it easier! :pac:

Meathlass · 31-10-2014 04:30PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Strange people trying to talk to me. While I was waiting at the train station, there was this woman half cracked if you ask me, talking loud to everyone, informing everyone how she had two trains to get in order to get to clonmel, how she was born in 89, how tomorrow is winter, how she enjoys movies. She accosted me and started talking loud at me, and I just turned away. She kept trying, I kept ignoring so she started talking to this other lady about trick or treating, and bonfires. Wtf? Both of them are adults. Hardly expected her to go trick or treating. Then, she starts talking about how she remembers going trick or treating when she was 2. :eek:
Then you'd swear the rain was acid, with her "oh don't go outside you'll get wet" speech to anyone that dared stick their head out.

In order not to get stuck next to her, I took the nearest seat to me and away from her. He was worse. I wasn't down on the seat til he started. "Where are you going?" "What's going on in Dublin, a lot of people got on at the last stop?" "What do you work at?" "I'm in uni". Nobody ****ing cares. Then he starts bleating on about how he was worried law was the wrong choice, his life revolved around the library and how he'd turned into a huge nerd, telling me how it was windy in Galway, all sorts of mind numbing rubbish. Then he asked if I had any friends in Galway, I said no but myself and my boyfriend go there a lot for nights away. That kind of shut him up for a bit, until he was getting off and asked me if I was on Facebook. I said no, even though I'm sure he blatantly saw me on it on my phone. Dude was 18 if he was a day. Take it easy, mc lovin.

A book or headphones are your friend here

Fat Christy · 31-10-2014 04:34PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Fair play to you. You might want to get a couple of ribs removed to make it easier! :pac:

:mad: Feck you Jim, that's a very sensitive issue okay! I got it waxed yesterday, leave me alone.

Vel · 31-10-2014 04:37PM

Beggars parked up at ATM's being all intimidating. You will never get a red cent from me!

Colser · 31-10-2014 04:39PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Fair play to you. You might want to get a couple of ribs removed to make it easier! :pac:

Typical man:D Wants the B jay jay but reluctant to visit the vajayjay:cool: Equal rights and all that.....

Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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