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Halloween party in Cork hotel

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I'd say the craic will be mighty!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    'Twas thinking of swinging past there...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Unless they're going to be riding in the lobby, who cares?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Dev and 'the Big Fella

    kinky


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,610 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    They won't be doing it in the lounge presumably.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Unless they're going to be riding in the lobby, who cares?

    They'll be swinging from the chandeliers!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,437 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    gramar wrote: »
    I'd say the craic will be mighty!
    I'd say the craic will be full.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    dinorebel wrote: »
    I'd say the craic will be full.

    Yeah full of langers!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    Someone needs to sit down and explain to the concerned 'Mother' that people will probably be having sex in the privacy of their rooms in any hotel she goes to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,014 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    She says she is not going, so there should be a spare 'family sized room' available to book ??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭nxbyveromdwjpg


    “I rang the hotel about my concerns and it was incredulous to hear the reply. I was asked was I prudish.”

    Ha ha, fair play to them.

    Go away random "mother" and don't concern yourself with functions in some other part of the hotel that you're not invited to anyway.

    I don't understand this part either:
    We are going to end up not going because I don’t want my children exposed to that until they are old enough to make decisions like that themselves.

    What decisions is she referring to? Does she think her children are going to be sexual assaulted? Exposed to other people in hotels? or what exactly is the implication here?

    Never been more apt..



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,273 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    The irate mother, who asked not to be named, added: “Come hell or high water we will not be bringing our children down there.”

    Failing to add: "There's definitely a few quid in this for me".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,448 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Hoop66 wrote: »
    The irate mother, who asked not to be named because she knew she was going to sound like an idiot, added: “Come hell or high water we will not be bringing our children down there.”

    Failing to add: "There's definitely a few quid in this for me".

    Fixed that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭kayos


    Hoop66 wrote: »
    The irate mother, who asked not to be named, added: “Come hell or high water we will not be bringing our children down there.”

    She's not bringing the kids so she can join in...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,273 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    I think she missed out the comma between come and hell.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    She's only giving out because no one invited her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,971 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    How did she find out about the party? I'd imagine it was only advertised on Swinger websites.
    She sounds like a miserable b1tch anyway, as a poster before wrote they will hardly be riding in the halls, in the lobby etc.
    Behind closed doors is where the action would be.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Good thing she's a mother, otherwise nobody would have listened to her...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,796 ✭✭✭KungPao


    What a sad old bag.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Meh.

    Big swinging Langer.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭Bio Mech


    ...said the fictional mother who was made up by an Indo reporter and doesn't really exist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    She's probably going to leave the kids off somewhere and get back down to the hotel as soon as she finds a latex witch outfit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    It's the news story of the decade, Cork is decreipt!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭gambithh


    What,a fancy dress disco where a bunch of adults go back to their hotel room and have sex!!
    Jaasus call the indo!

    Is Ireland really that backward in this day and age?


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    She's going to loose her mind when she finds out what coppers is like...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Hitchens wrote: »
    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/mother-horrified-to-learn-swingers-halloween-party-to-be-held-in-well-known-hotel-30700396.html

    Dev and 'the Big Fella must be spinning in their graves.

    Is this the kind of Ireland they envisaged?

    Puts a whole new meaning to 'trick or treat'!

    :-0


    Quality journalism isn't dead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Good thing she's a mother, otherwise nobody would have listened to her...

    An angry mother. The worst kind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭Iranoutofideas


    It's a wonder she has kids at all. Then again she probably doesn't exist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    When I grow up, I want to be a hotel in Cork.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭LoganRice


    I hope they find a different place to stay for their holiday :D


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