Do you ever wonder where ex's or previous conquests are?

TheBeardedLady · 17-10-2014 08:08PM

I know where all my exes are bar one.

castletownman · 17-10-2014 08:09PM

I tend to listen to one of the many wise words of Barney Stinson:

Question: How to make sure your date doesn't become your girlfriend? The rules for dating are the same as the rules for Gremlins. Rule 1: Never get them wet; in other words, don't let her shower at your place. Rule 2: Keep them away from sunlight; i.e., never see then during the day. Rule 3: Never feed them after midnight; meaning she doesn't sleep over and you don't have breakfast with her, ever!

Therefore, conquests remain that and I never have to worry about them again

*not entirely truthful

Novella · 17-10-2014 08:28PM

Mostly nope, I don't wonder where they are or what they are doing. My first boyfriend was a really nice guy though so I just hope that wherever he is, he's happy.

Eileen Down · 17-10-2014 08:35PM

I have slept with every lady in Berlin and I miss each and every one.

groucho marx · 17-10-2014 08:38PM

My exe tracked me down lately,she said she never really got over me and wanted to meet up. I wad honest told her its been 18 years and my waistband is larger now and hairline thinner.she said that didn't bother her that i sounded cute,she told me she'd gained a few pounds herself.sooooo...
..

I told her to f off!

Miss Demeanour · 17-10-2014 08:41PM

groucho marx wrote: »

My exe tracked me down lately,she said she never really got over me and wanted to meet up. I wad honest told her its been 18 years and my waistband is larger now and hairline thinner.she said that didn't bother her that i sounded cute,she told me she'd gained a few pounds herself.sooooo...
..

I told her to f off!

I meant I won the lotto.......

Whos the loser now huh............!?

Sunnyisland · 17-10-2014 08:41PM

Talking about ex,

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she
kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we
split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

_______

razorblunt · 17-10-2014 08:52PM

I often did wonder, then I saw a meme of her tying Liam Neesons shoe laces.

HalloweenJack · 18-10-2014 01:22AM

Of my relationships, two have kids (one married, the other in a complicated long-term relationship). The one in the relationship tries to get in touch every now and again but I haven't responded to her in two years so I don't know why she keeps it up. A third one is dead, which is odd as she would be only 26.

Of my ONS, from what I can gather, I haven't had any lasting effect on any of them, they just got on with their lives. I kept in touch with one on and off in a pally kinda way and we eventually met up again but it was all too weird for us.

Boom__Boom · 18-10-2014 05:56AM

Eileen Down wrote: »

I have slept with every lady in Berlin and I miss each and every one.

Hate to break it to but there was only one lady in Berlin,so if you slept with more than one lady from Berlin SURPRISE !!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_(band)

pragmatic1 · 18-10-2014 06:01AM

Not really. I wish the best for them but they're not part of my life.

One is married with kids and keeps trying to contact me. If I was her husband I wouldn't be too impressed.

Paulownia · 18-10-2014 06:07AM

Met one of mine a couple of years after we had moved on and she had married and she had named her first child after me, I often wondered if she told her husband where the name came from!

crannglas · 18-10-2014 06:44AM

Dead dead dead dead. If I ever saw again dead dead dead dead dead dead dead etc... Yes do not concentrate on the fact I have loads of exs.

crannglas · 18-10-2014 06:48AM

Without joking. Haven't seen serious exs I had in donkey years and happy to keep that way. When I see in shop or walking street I dive into a hiding spot so I don't have to be nice and fake chat. Three exs told me biggest mistake ever letting me go. And tried to get back with me. One ex tried to have cake and eat me and oh. No chance. Happily with my oh now 8 years and not one of the others fit to lick my oh boots.

Shiraz 4.99 · 18-10-2014 09:50AM

dinorebel wrote: »

I know where they are........buried in my back garden.

http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/59036/1399316474/nice.jpg

This is deeper than you think

Celly Smunt · 18-10-2014 09:55AM

wow,i'm guessing mine would be doing her junior cert now.That was a quick ten years.

For the sensitive,this didn't actually happen

cloud493 · 18-10-2014 10:03AM

Worst 'I've got a hot ex' post ever.

Eileen Down · 18-10-2014 01:32PM

Boom__Boom wrote: »

Hate to break it to but there was only one lady in Berlin,so if you slept with more than one lady from Berlin SURPRISE !!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_(band)

This may make absolutely no sense to you but I'm wondering if you a Sisters fan?
If not just ignore me , I'm a twit.

smcgiff · 18-10-2014 01:40PM

As a teenager I went out with the daughter of a French Consulate head who was in Ireland to learn English (and French kissing ironically).

She asked me to write to her after she left and I never did. I regret that and do wonder how she got on.

anncoates · 18-10-2014 01:43PM

Never had any conquests. They were women, not colonies.

ifaptwohanded · 18-10-2014 01:54PM

The only ex I'm curious about and wonder how she is was one who was a bit fond of the odd line or two. I know she went back home to where she was from and she went back to college and changed her life around from the rocky road i thought she was headed for. She was one of smartest people i have ever met.

One eyed Jack · 18-10-2014 02:32PM

smcgiff wrote: »

As a teenager I went out with the daughter of a French Consulate head who was in Ireland to learn English (and French kissing ironically).

She asked me to write to her after she left and I never did. I regret that and do wonder how she got on.

This reminds me of two penpals I had as a teenager, a Swedish girl whose letters pretty much consisted of "I like ice cream, do you like ice cream?" sort of questions. I stopped writing to her because I didn't have anything interesting to write about.

The German girl we wrote back and forth for a few years, she came over on visits, and then we kinda just drifted apart really as our letters became less and less frequent. Her english was actually better than mine! :pac:

Tonyandthewhale · 18-10-2014 02:35PM

There are a few girls I consorted with in my teenager years that I've completely lost contact with and a one or two one night stands that really were just one night things. Other than that I'm still in at least occasional contact with all my exes and would get on well with them when I run into them out in the world. They're all nice people in their own way, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered having relationships with them in the first place.

lanos · 18-10-2014 02:50PM

Tonyandthewhale wrote: »

They're all nice people in their own way, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered having relationships with them in the first place.

Aren't you a thoroughly sensible lad so
I went with all types. Sluts, bitches, lap dancers, nerds, weirdos, bimbos, bunny boilers and of course perfectly normal girls too. I don't regret any of them.

MRnotlob606 · 18-10-2014 02:54PM

Last time I heard , they had hired a private detective to track me down as I'm so sexy they can't let me get away.

jimgoose · 18-10-2014 04:12PM

One eyed Jack wrote: »

This reminds me of two penpals I had as a teenager, a Swedish girl whose letters pretty much consisted of "I like ice cream, do you like ice cream?" sort of questions. I stopped writing to her because I didn't have anything interesting to write about...

Swedish, eh? I hate to break it to you at this late stage, but she didn't really mean "ice cream'. Bit of a "celibate" vs. "celebrate" moment...

Luckycharms_74 · 18-10-2014 04:14PM

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

All my exes live in Texas

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Didn't reckon you as a Strait man, you've risen in my estimation my good man.

haha I was gonna post that then I saw your post

now lets all sing along

piperh · 18-10-2014 04:29PM

Happily fb 2 of my exes while sat next to my other half. Even friends with 1 exes current partner. They are exes for s reason but that doesn't mean we can't be friends.

Another ex is a different story and I'd happily run them over and reverse just to make sure ;-)

the evasion_kid · 18-10-2014 04:36PM

Hopefully some of them are on the slow train to hell

smcgiff · 18-10-2014 05:10PM

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Hopefully some of them are on the slow train to hell

Would you not prefer a fast train?

Lots of bitterness on this thread

Do you ever wonder where ex's or previous conquests are?

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