Do you ever wonder where ex's or previous conquests are?

Specialun

I often wonder where a girl i went out with from 15-18 is

She wasnt from same county..i dont look as in that i want to bone her again..just curious as if she doing ok and all that jazz...when we were together she was sick for a while...

The Backwards Man

All my exes are in Australia or Canada.

dodderangler

Can only hope they're not still crying from losing such a prize as myself










Il get my coat

Mister Vain

Ex's no, as I haven't had many and the ones I have had I've a fair idea. Previous conquests? All the time. I always wonder what happened to that homeless Spanish girl.

dinorebel

I know where they are........buried in my back garden.

The Moldy Gowl

The Backwards Man wrote: »

All my exes are in Australia or Canada.

All my exes live in Texas

The Backwards Man

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

All my exes live in Texas

Didn't reckon you as a Strait man, you've risen in my estimation my good man.

Miss Demeanour

Most of mine took to the drink when I left and havent stopped......















.......celebrating......

lazeedaisy

Oh god, no, that's why they are ex's

Mind you, always kept in touch with first love, 30 years & counting,

The Moldy Gowl

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Didn't reckon you as a Strait man, you've risen in my estimation my good man.

Not just your friendly neighbourhood troll

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Meh no, no point in taking up valuable time thinking about people who aren't worth it.

The J Stands for Jay

I wouldn't mind a nice Google map showing where they all are.

the evasion_kid

Probably with 3 to 4 kids to different fathers if their behaviour was anything to go by

lanos

I tracked down an ex on facebook for the laugh (she hates me BTW)
anyway I had a few drinks so I sent her husband a friend request and 1 hour later he accepts so I had a good look through his photo albums.
then I sent him a message saying hey dude, how's Jennifer ? (not her real name)
next day I am unfriended
I imagine he said to ex
hey babe, I just got a friend request from a bloke from limerick, any idea who he is.
Her: That B***ard !!!!

The Moldy Gowl

lanos wrote: »

I tracked down an ex on facebook for the laugh (she hates me BTW)
anyway I had a few drinks so I sent her husband a friend request and 1 hour later he accepts so I had a good look through his photo albums.
then I sent him a message saying hey dude, how's Jennifer ? (not her real name)
next day I am unfriended
I imagine he said to ex
hey babe, I just got a friend request from a bloke from limerick, any idea who he is.
Her: that B***ard !!!!

Limerick? Maybe we can be eskimo brothers?

lanos

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Limerick? Maybe we can be eskimo brothers?

so you would need to have a lash off her too ?

Jawgap

Any time I want to find out where one of mine is I just have to be a millisecond late with the maintenance payment and........Hey Presto!.......I get a text from her!

Up until recently I worked with an ex........aaaaawwkkkward!!

Gummy Panda

Hopefully in the ground

One eyed Jack

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Hopefully in the ground

Pandas are near enough extinction as it is, there surely can't be too many of 'em left!


I'm still good friends with some, others I have no idea, and I wouldn't go searching for them either, that'd be just weird!

Buona Fortuna

I know where all my ex's are.

Buried under the patio decking

Holsten

Not really no.

I've never contacted them, some have contacted me and wanted updates.. whats the point?

smurgen

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

All my exes live in Texas

That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee!

jimgoose

"There's a Yella Rose in Texas, dee-dee-dum dee da-dum..."

pauliebdub

They're all on Facebook. Not sure why I'm still "friends" With them. Most still live in Dublin and have new partners.

Cupcake_Crisis

I'm still relatively friendly with most of my ex's so I generally hear any huge news through the grapevine. They're all still alive anyway. The one's I'm not friendly with I'd only want to hear about if they got a bang of a bus.

--LOS--

one, talk to all the time, one not worth any thought, anybody else nope

conorh91

Nope. I do the odd Facebook creep when they pop up on my suggested friends. I don't look too closely. Just to see if I still would.

Some of the exes from my school days would still be around home. I'd bump into them in the pub and say Hi but wouldn't be friendly with any of them. Those relationships went no further than cans down the hurling field and a sneaky hand drop. I was a such a romantic.

kowloon

McGaggs wrote: »

I wouldn't mind a nice Google map showing where they all are.

You can't call in drone strikes on Google Earth.

jimgoose

kowloon wrote: »

You can't call in drone strikes on Google Earth.

Feetch-Feetch!!

PizzamanIRL

I have no ex's

Take that as you will

Busted Flat.

When you dispose of your excess cloths in a charity shop, do you stand outside waiting to see who buys them.

TheBeardedLady

I know where all my exes are bar one.

castletownman

I tend to listen to one of the many wise words of Barney Stinson:

Question: How to make sure your date doesn't become your girlfriend? The rules for dating are the same as the rules for Gremlins. Rule 1: Never get them wet; in other words, don't let her shower at your place. Rule 2: Keep them away from sunlight; i.e., never see then during the day. Rule 3: Never feed them after midnight; meaning she doesn't sleep over and you don't have breakfast with her, ever!

Therefore, conquests remain that and I never have to worry about them again

*not entirely truthful

Novella

Mostly nope, I don't wonder where they are or what they are doing. My first boyfriend was a really nice guy though so I just hope that wherever he is, he's happy.

Eileen Down

I have slept with every lady in Berlin and I miss each and every one.

groucho marx

My exe tracked me down lately,she said she never really got over me and wanted to meet up. I wad honest told her its been 18 years and my waistband is larger now and hairline thinner.she said that didn't bother her that i sounded cute,she told me she'd gained a few pounds herself.sooooo...
..


I told her to f off!

Miss Demeanour

groucho marx wrote: »

My exe tracked me down lately,she said she never really got over me and wanted to meet up. I wad honest told her its been 18 years and my waistband is larger now and hairline thinner.she said that didn't bother her that i sounded cute,she told me she'd gained a few pounds herself.sooooo...
..


I told her to f off!

I meant I won the lotto.......

Whos the loser now huh............!?

Sunnyisland

Talking about ex,

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she
kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we
split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

_______

razorblunt

I often did wonder, then I saw a meme of her tying Liam Neesons shoe laces.

HalloweenJack

Of my relationships, two have kids (one married, the other in a complicated long-term relationship). The one in the relationship tries to get in touch every now and again but I haven't responded to her in two years so I don't know why she keeps it up. A third one is dead, which is odd as she would be only 26.

Of my ONS, from what I can gather, I haven't had any lasting effect on any of them, they just got on with their lives. I kept in touch with one on and off in a pally kinda way and we eventually met up again but it was all too weird for us.

Boom__Boom

Eileen Down wrote: »

I have slept with every lady in Berlin and I miss each and every one.

Hate to break it to but there was only one lady in Berlin,so if you slept with more than one lady from Berlin SURPRISE !!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_(band)

pragmatic1

Not really. I wish the best for them but they're not part of my life.

One is married with kids and keeps trying to contact me. If I was her husband I wouldn't be too impressed.

Paulownia

Met one of mine a couple of years after we had moved on and she had married and she had named her first child after me, I often wondered if she told her husband where the name came from!

crannglas

Dead dead dead dead. If I ever saw again dead dead dead dead dead dead dead etc... Yes do not concentrate on the fact I have loads of exs.

crannglas

Without joking. Haven't seen serious exs I had in donkey years and happy to keep that way. When I see in shop or walking street I dive into a hiding spot so I don't have to be nice and fake chat. Three exs told me biggest mistake ever letting me go. And tried to get back with me. One ex tried to have cake and eat me and oh. No chance. Happily with my oh now 8 years and not one of the others fit to lick my oh boots.

Shiraz 4.99

dinorebel wrote: »

I know where they are........buried in my back garden.

http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/59036/1399316474/nice.jpg

This is deeper than you think

Celly Smunt

wow,i'm guessing mine would be doing her junior cert now.That was a quick ten years.






For the sensitive,this didn't actually happen

cloud493

Worst 'I've got a hot ex' post ever.

Eileen Down

Boom__Boom wrote: »

Hate to break it to but there was only one lady in Berlin,so if you slept with more than one lady from Berlin SURPRISE !!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_(band)

This may make absolutely no sense to you but I'm wondering if you a Sisters fan?
If not just ignore me , I'm a twit.

smcgiff

As a teenager I went out with the daughter of a French Consulate head who was in Ireland to learn English (and French kissing ironically).

She asked me to write to her after she left and I never did. I regret that and do wonder how she got on.

anncoates

Never had any conquests. They were women, not colonies.