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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #5912
    Tiger Mcilroy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Tiger Mcilroy


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I asked "what do you hope to achieve" in a genuinely curious way, and I believe that was perfectly clear from my post. I thank you not to put words in my mouth or try to infer double meanings where there are none.

    You know what trivial thing annoys me

    Forum posts with a built in get-out clause when questioned on them.


  • #5913
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Mmm. Yes, I know Ageing Marathon Man. He's the earnest, motivated type, usually fairly successful financially. His body is a temple and he likes to stay in shape. This doesn't alter the fact that he's going to end up in a sweating, red-faced heap on the pavement one of these days needing a simultaneous knee replacement and double-bypass. The hell of it is while he's huffing and chuffing around the place like an early Trevithick locomotive, for the last five years or so the wife's been huffing and chuffing, Reverse Cowgirl-style, with the youngfella who cuts the grass. Oh well... :D

    Jim, you really need to set up your own blog at this stage, you have me in stitches every day
    I never know what will come out o yer mouth but cant wait till it does :)))

    :D

    ( and Im having a sh*****y day and in pain, but I laugggghhhhed!!)


  • #5914
    FunLover18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,793 ✭✭✭FunLover18


    When people say 'crack' instead of 'craic' :mad:


  • #5915
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,894 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    That google (all of google, including stuff like youtube) has suddenly switched to Japanese language settings and I can't undo it.

    People not knowing the difference between imply and infer, especially when they're trying to use the words in a debate.


  • #5916
    Philo Beddoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Philo Beddoe


    osarusan wrote: »
    People not knowing the difference between imply and infer, especially when they're trying to use the words in a debate.

    When Eamon Dunphy presented the Last Word, 'infer' was pretty much his favourite word, although he always used it to mean 'imply'. He received regular corrections from listeners and always acknowledged his error, but would always go back to his original usage!


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  • #5917
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Tiger Mcilroy wrote: »
    You know what trivial thing annoys me

    Forum posts with a built in get-out clause when questioned on them.

    Oh, well I guess you're in the right place then :)

    You know what doesnt trivially annoy me? Posters who sulk when they are not permitted to read something into my post that was never there.

    Happy Friday :)


  • #5918
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Are you talking about Martina Fitzgerald? She looks like she's slowly starving to death, the creature. :pac:

    Ursula Halligan slightly annoys me. She's the one who looks like Angela Lansbury. She gives me the impression she wants to take off her knickers and throw it at someone every time she appears outside Leinster House in the rain waiting for the good word on the latest Hoors'n'Roundabouts scandal. :pac::pac::pac:

    Angela Lansbury :D:D
    She does, I KNEW she fookin reminded me of someone, could never get it

    :D


  • #5919
    Barely There
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    People who fcuk you in the ass without having the common decency to give you a reach-around.

    Metaphorically speaking.


  • #5920
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Jake1 wrote: »
    Angela Lansbury :D:D
    She does, I KNEW she fookin reminded me of someone, could never get it

    :D


    I knew from the way that you were holding that wine glass that you must have been the liller! :P


  • #5921
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I knew from the way that you were holding that wine glass that you must have been the liller! :P

    "Murder She Rode", my uncle used to call her! :pac::pac::pac:


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  • #5922
    honeygirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭honeygirl


    jimgoose wrote: »
    "Murder She Rode", my uncle used to call her! :pac::pac::pac:


    Ha ha! your gas!


  • #5923
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    FunLover18 wrote: »
    When people say 'crack' instead of 'craic' :mad:

    How do you tell the difference?


  • #5924
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    "Murder She Rode", my uncle used to call her! :pac::pac::pac:

    And I remember her being in "Bedknobs and Broomsticks"

    It sounds like a dodgy porno......:D


  • #5925
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    How do you tell the difference?

    :D


  • #5926
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    How do you tell the difference?

    One's an airy farce, and the other's a...


  • #5927
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    And I remember her being in "Bedknobs and Broomsticks"

    It sounds like a dodgy porno......:D


    Was that not Julie Andrews?


  • #5928
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Was that not Julie Andrews?

    Nope, AL.


  • #5929
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jimgoose wrote: »
    One's an airy farce, and the other's a...

    You're a cunning linguist Jimgoose

    :pac:


  • #5930
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    One's an airy farce, and the other's a...

    Mr Goose, you are really on a roll today, smokin'. Have you been picking those mushrooms?:D


  • #5931
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Mr Goose, you are really on a roll today, smokin'. Have you been picking those mushrooms?:D

    To be perfectly honest with you I've had a bastard awful couple of days, so I'm cracking a few funnies and then going for a gallon of porter. I need it! :cool:


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  • #5932
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Jake1 wrote: »
    You're a cunning linguist Jimgoose

    :pac:

    Proficient at cunning stunts as well I would think!


  • #5933
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Mr Goose, you are really on a roll today, smokin'. Have you been picking those mushrooms?:D

    Id love to be on mushrooms and listen to jim , and I dont even take mushrooms :confused:

    :D


  • #5934
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Was that not Julie Andrews?

    Nah, she was in the other thing with Dick Van Dyke (it just gets worse:D)


  • #5935
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    jimgoose wrote: »
    To be perfectly honest with you I've had a bastard awful couple of days, so I'm cracking a few funnies and then going for a gallon of porter. I need it! :cool:
    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Nah, she was in the other thing with Dick Van Dyke (it just gets worse:D)

    That was Hairy Ploppings wasn't it? :pac:


  • #5936
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Nah, she was in the other thing with Dick Van Dyke (it just gets worse:D)

    <SNORT>

    :D


  • #5937
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    One's an airy farce, and the other's a...

    Fairy's áss?


  • #5938
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    On the subject of juvenile humour, a guy at work told me about his rainwater harvesting and the fact that "his butt is empty at the moment" :D:D:D:D
    (He was not amused when I started laughing...)


  • #5939
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    On the subject of juvenile humour, a guy at work told me about his rainwater harvesting and the fact that "his butt is empty at the moment" :D:D:D:D

    Right, I've got this one: FNAAAAARRR!! :D


  • #5940
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    To be perfectly honest with you I've had a bastard awful couple of days, so I'm cracking a few funnies and then going for a gallon of porter. I need it! :cool:

    I would join you only Mrs E and I dining out (Anniversary).


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  • #5941
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Right, I've got this one: FNAAAAARRR!! :D

    Hoot! Hoot! K'yak! K'yak!

    /*Finbarr Saunders */


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