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shruikan2553 · 28-09-2014 11:52PM

yellowlabrador wrote: »

in my inbox today. did it happen?

Probably said by some twat who has a religion and doesn't follow half of it himself.

yellowlabrador · 29-09-2014 12:07AM

there was a picture of a naked woman walking down a street but i didn't post it

coolhull · 29-09-2014 12:19AM

yellowlabrador wrote: »

there was a picture of a naked woman walking down a street

Great! So that means the end of terrorism in the world then. Brilliant! :rolleyes:

massdebater · 30-09-2014 12:18AM

Does anyone know if it's possible to block specific pages from appearing on your timeline if someone else posts them? My timeline is plastered with shite from all those LAD pages (sportsLAD, uniLAD, SportsBible etc). I normally block people who post crap but a lot of my actual friends keep posting dung from these pages and I'm fed up looking at them. Is there any way of hiding these without blocking every individual person? Or do I need to find new friends?

Smidge · 30-09-2014 12:21AM

massdebater wrote: »

Does anyone know if it's possible to block specific pages from appearing on your timeline if someone else posts them? My timeline is plastered with shite from all those LAD pages (sportsLAD, uniLAD, SportsBible etc). I normally block people who post crap but a lot of my actual friends keep posting dung from these pages and I'm fed up looking at them. Is there any way of hiding these without blocking every individual person? Or do I need to find new friends?

Usually on the top right hand corner of any of those things there is a little drop down when you click on it it gives you options to not see that again etc

massdebater · 02-10-2014 03:27AM

This dung popped up on my newsfeed today

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said:

'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together.'

So the doctor said: 'Ok and what do you want me to do?'

She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.'

The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.'

She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.

Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.'

The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child!'

'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.'

The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point.

He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same!

If you agree, please SHARE.

Together we can help save precious lives!

Mother of sufferin jayses

krudler · 02-10-2014 03:28AM

massdebater wrote: »

This dung popped up on my newsfeed today

Mother of sufferin jayses

Waffle level: Iona Institute

Quazzie · 02-10-2014 06:50AM

massdebater wrote: »

This dung popped up on my newsfeed today

Mother of sufferin jayses

Wait, which one was Jesus, the one in the womb or the one already born?

Loughc · 02-10-2014 08:03AM

massdebater wrote: »

This dung popped up on my newsfeed today

Mother of sufferin jayses

100 more likes and she keeps BOTH babies.

Thoie · 02-10-2014 10:25AM

Loughc wrote: »

100 more likes and she keeps BOTH babies.

And with 150 likes, she gets this fabulous set of saucepans!

02-10-2014 01:55PM

massdebater wrote: »

This dung popped up on my newsfeed today

Mother of sufferin jayses

AND THEN AN EAGLE SWOOPED IN AND LANDED ON THE FLAG AND THAT KID'S NAME WAS EINSTEIN

Nib · 02-10-2014 11:17PM

Is it me or does this drive anyone else absolutely mad? Say a person's surname is O'Neill and the illiterate clown has it as ONeill or O Neill. Not an apostrophe to be seen.

Aaaarghhh!

yerwanthere123 · 03-10-2014 12:26AM

"im not going to violent"

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coolhull · 03-10-2014 12:31AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"im not going to violent"

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Isn't it great how she keeps everything to herself and doesn't let the whole world know her family business>
''What happens on the mile, stays on the mile''

Digital Solitude · 03-10-2014 12:41AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"im not going to violent"

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Comment "Rhythm is a dancer"

Nib · 03-10-2014 12:42AM

"gaurds"

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/7f/18/a8/7f18a81e7e2770a6cf46ff029faa456a.jpg

FactCheck · 03-10-2014 01:19AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"im not going to violent"

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Not just any whore, but a whore from guranabraher!

(Or was the name caller supposed to be from guranabraher?! WHY IS IT RELEVANT?!)

Clankatron · 03-10-2014 01:24AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"im not going to violent"

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That depressed the hell out of me for some reason.

Rosie Rant · 03-10-2014 01:44AM

I find posts like this :

"Add me on snapchat if ur a bit of fun bimbo_88"

SO annoying!! It makes the person sound like one of those late night "chat line" ads.

And those iphone pics that you can add your own captions to get annoying when the person posts them every couple of hours. I saw a post about someone who had a hangover last week. They're annoying enough- but did he have to add the pic of him standing pouty-faced in front of the wine display in Tesco with the caption "Wine. FML"?
Ugh.

eternal · 03-10-2014 05:58AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"im not going to violent"

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Absolute mind fu**. You have to laugh.

Un Croissant · 03-10-2014 12:31PM

Hi lads n lassies just cleaning up my fbk so if I block you its nothing personal just that I have nothing in common wit you

spitfireIRL · 03-10-2014 01:22PM

Been lazy al day think itz gna b a lng nyt

mfceiling · 03-10-2014 01:25PM

Un Croissant wrote: »

Hi lads n lassies just cleaning up my fbk so if I block you its nothing personal just that I have nothing in common wit you

Like the ability to spell...

NormalBob Ubiquitypants · 03-10-2014 02:34PM

There are about a million reasons why I love my husband- but this week he has shown me two more. He surprised me with perfect-for-me flowers out of the blue. Today, he wrote me a love poem via text message because he knew I was stuck in a purgatory of never ending meetings... Everyday he shows me a love I never knew could exist in this world, a love that is my greatest adventure of all. — feeling smitten

kunst nugget · 03-10-2014 02:40PM

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

There are about a million reasons why I love my husband- but this week he has shown me two more. He surprised me with perfect-for-me flowers out of the blue. Today, he wrote me a love poem via text message because he knew I was stuck in a purgatory of never ending meetings... Everyday he shows me a love I never knew could exist in this world, a love that is my greatest adventure of all. — feeling smitten

There's a husband having an affair if ever I've seen one.

Bang_Bang · 03-10-2014 02:45PM

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

There are about a million reasons why I love my husband- but this week he has shown me two more. He surprised me with perfect-for-me flowers out of the blue.(because he's feeling guilty) Today, he wrote me a love poem via text message (while he was bonking his secret bit on the side) because he knew I was stuck in a purgatory of never ending meetings... HAPPY DAYS, bonk, bonk, bonk....Everyday he shows me a love I never knew could exist in this world, a love that is my greatest adventure of all. — feeling smitten

I just adjusted your post accordingly.

Ihatecuddles · 03-10-2014 02:52PM

I was a status last week. It was a big long story about how a group of men from Turkey or somewhere add you on Facebook and find out where you live. Then they steal your kids.

My cousin shared it saying 'Sorry I just deleted every foreign person from my friends list, can't be too careful' Then someone commented on it saying 'Thats crazy, you just never know'

SkyBlueClouds · 03-10-2014 03:13PM

''I hate cancer it's awful. Like this status if you want to beat cancer and show how much you care.''

No. Just no.

rawn · 03-10-2014 03:14PM

SkyBlueClouds wrote: »

''I hate cancer it's awful. Like this status if you want to beat cancer and show how much you care.''

No. Just no.

You monster.

SkyBlueClouds · 03-10-2014 03:32PM

rawn wrote: »

You monster.

I agreed with the sentiment. The manner in which it was put up with the intention of harvesting ''likes'' was what pissed me off.

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