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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    That's me alright, I can easily rustle up a full Christmas dinner for 11 while I'm sipping champagne and smiling at the in-laws, all the time seething with inner resentment at them. :D

    That's ma gal. I hereby Boardsmarry you! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    jimgoose wrote: »
    That's ma gal. I hereby Boardsmarry you! :D

    You'd have to fight Mr Pumpkinseeds first.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    You'd have to fight Mr Pumpkinseeds first.:D

    No, I believe the rules specifically say you're allowed one Boardshusband! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭redfacedbear


    There's method in my madness, honest.:D I like to decide exactly what I'm getting for them all and find the best prices online. Usually by the beginning of December I've bought the stuff at a good price and without all the hassle. Organisation is the key.

    I'm becoming more and more convinced that you are in fact my wife - this living in Ennis and getting the bus business is just misdirection - right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    That's ma gal. I hereby Boardsmarry you! :D
    You'd have to fight Mr Pumpkinseeds first.:D


    A joust perhaps, for the fair maiden.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Trying to wax myself but due to me not having eyes in the back of my head, not removing all the wax and getting my uniform literally stuck to me.

    I'm very glad to be allergic to wax.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I'm very glad to be allergic to wax.:)

    All wax?! What do you do? I'd die. A wax free life would be impossible!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    All wax?! What do you do? I'd die. A wax free life would be impossible!
    I felt like I was gonna die when I discovered I was allergic to wax, horrenous experience. I used to get my brows tweezed at a salon near work in York. The girl who usually did my brows was off and it was a new girl that did them. I was waiting for her to ask what I wanted done, they usually ask whether I prefer wax or tweezing, she didn't ask, she just waxed.

    A little while later that day at work customers were staring at me and I was starting to feel really ill. A colleague told me to check my face and my brows were swollen, oozing and red.:eek: I'd to take a few days off work and needed painkillers and antihistamine cream and pills to calm it down. Nobody should wax a client without asking about allergies. I get threading for any facial hair and use either a razor or Veet for other areas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I ordered the second lot of home heating oil today, I love that the humidity is on the way out, but hate having to pay for heating oil, still at least the oil seems a bit cheaper than it was last year.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I felt like I was gonna die when I discovered I was allergic to wax, horrenous experience. I used to get my brows tweezed at a salon near work in York. The girl who usually did my brows was off and it was a new girl that did them. I was waiting for her to ask what I wanted done, they usually ask whether I prefer wax or tweezing, she didn't ask, she just waxed.

    A little while later that day at work customers were staring at me and I was starting to feel really ill. A colleague told me to check my face and my brows were swollen, oozing and red.:eek: I'd to take a few days off work and needed painkillers and antihistamine cream and pills to calm it down. Nobody should wax a client without asking about allergies. I get threading for any facial hair and use either a razor or Veet for other areas.

    Yikes, no patch test? :( sounds horrific.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Being indecisive.
    I want a new piercing. I want it right in my Cupid's bow and top lip, like this one
    http://tinypic.com/r/16irrwg/8

    There was a time where I wouldn't have even given it a second thought, just go and do it. Now I'm torturing myself. I'm not sure I have the kind of face that looks good pierced.

    Also, I think I want to join a gym. But I'll think and think and think, and maybe enquire about it but that'll be about the height of it.

    Why can't I just DO things and do less thinking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Being indecisive.
    I want a new piercing. I want it right in my Cupid's bow and top lip, like this one
    http://tinypic.com/r/16irrwg/8

    There was a time where I wouldn't have even given it a second thought, just go and do it. Now I'm torturing myself. I'm not sure I have the kind of face that looks good pierced.

    Also, I think I want to join a gym. But I'll think and think and think, and maybe enquire about it but that'll be about the height of it.

    Why can't I just DO things and do less thinking

    Don't think!! Feeel!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,259 ✭✭✭Rubberchikken


    The actors voices on Eastenders.
    Why do they all have to talk with that awfully gravelly voice?
    That and the fact that the story lines are so god dam miserable means I refuse to watch it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    The actors voices on Eastenders.
    Why do they all have to talk with that awfully gravelly voice?
    That and the fact that the story lines are so god dam miserable means I refuse to watch it.

    Shuuut ittt! You SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG! :P

    I hate it too!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Shuuut ittt! You SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG! :P

    I hate it too!

    Oi, Beale!! Oi'm gunna fump yer!! :pac:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Oi, Beale!! Oi'm gunna fump yer!! :pac:

    Oh Paaat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    GET OURRA MAH PAAB


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Oh Paaat
    GET OURRA MAH PAAB

    <Goose comes tearing around the corner in a brown Mk. I Granada with a vinyl roof, parking half-across the pavement and getting out wearing a very grumpy expression and a rather crumpled sports-jacket>

    Owwight sunshine, Oi'm round your manor an'... Fack. I'm in the wrong fackin' program, innit?? Oi, you - put yer knickers back on an' make us a cuppa char, there's a luv!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,027 ✭✭✭sunshine and showers


    Getting repeated letters for people who don't live here after I've sent back 3-4 previous letters to the companies marked "not at the address - return to sender". Get the message!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Getting repeated letters for people who don't live here after I've sent back 3-4 previous letters to the companies marked "not at the address - return to sender". Get the message!

    I guess they are working off the Irish person psychological model: ask them a question - if you dont like the answer, ask them again and they'll give you the answer you want.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Realising, that for years, I have used the phrase "without so much as a by or leave" and have now discovered it should be "by your leave",
    well I hope someone got a laugh out of it....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,008 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Realising, that for years, I have used the phrase "without so much as a by or leave" and have now discovered it should be "by your leave....

    I hope you gave yourself a disappointed shake of the head in the mirror.

    *shakes head disappointedly at eisenberg*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    You'd have to fight Mr Pumpkinseeds first.:D

    To a duel? I'd love to see a good duel. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,958 ✭✭✭Mr_Spaceman


    Falling asleep with the bedside lamp on... then waking up in the middle of the night.

    And...

    That annoying moment when you wake up and realise you'd fallen asleep, fully clothed, on top of the bed, due to being way too blootered.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Losing my mother ****ing car keys oh god why am I allowed out unaccompanied? :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Losing my mother ****ing car keys oh god why am I allowed out unaccompanied? :(
    Where'd you lose em :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Where'd you lose em :pac:

    Post office I think I went into lodge money and obviously left them
    Down rage


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭danslevent


    That "politics cafe" isn't spelled politics café. It looks so empty and wrong!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭Griever931


    Me staying up late again.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,087 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    Why does the battery in the smoke alarm always decide to die in the middle of the night? chirp..........chirp............chirp :mad:

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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