Do women enjoy giving BJ's?

Satriale · 28-09-2014 03:23PM

chicorytip wrote: »

Fellatio or "Blowjob" - to use the vulgar common term - involves, as I understand it, the insertion of the erect penis ( an organ primarily of urination) into the mouth of a willing recipient ! How can human beings with any form of self respect engage in this vile practice ?

Apt username...

Fat Christy · 28-09-2014 03:24PM

chicorytip wrote: »

Fellatio or "Blowjob" - to use the vulgar common term - involves, as I understand it, the insertion of the erect penis ( an organ primarily of urination) into the mouth of a willing recipient ! How can human beings with any form of self respect engage in this vile practice ?

I know!! Pee pee comes out of there.

handbagmad · 28-09-2014 03:28PM

30 pages of first hand sex education, for free.... How bad lol

Daveysil15 · 28-09-2014 03:31PM

Madam wrote: »

Who would take such a job?:)

Reminds me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEtUdDj8ps0

Miss Lizzie Jones · 28-09-2014 05:22PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

They really should give classes to teach people how to do it properly.

They do

Molester Stallone II · 28-09-2014 05:45PM

chicorytip wrote: »

Fellatio or "Blowjob" - to use the vulgar common term - involves, as I understand it, the insertion of the erect penis ( an organ primarily of urination) into the mouth of a willing recipient ! How can human beings with any form of self respect engage in this vile practice ?

Better than sticking it up the poopchute

chughes · 28-09-2014 07:03PM

Gatling wrote: »

You just brought a new meaning to flying without wings

You may be flying without wings but there is still flaps involved....

Frynge · 29-09-2014 07:53PM

Just posting so I no longer saw the post count at 369.

creolebelle · 29-09-2014 08:02PM

Umm they should. And men should like to return the favor

Molester Stallone II · 29-09-2014 08:07PM

creolebelle wrote: »

Umm they should. And men should like to return the favor

We do, esp if we can have a lick of a big booty at the same time

creolebelle · 29-09-2014 08:09PM

Molester Stallone II wrote: »

We do, esp if we can have a lick of a big booty at the same time

Now that's just gross

Molester Stallone II · 29-09-2014 08:14PM

creolebelle wrote: »

Now that's just gross

Just be glad I didn't say I wanted to play some scat games !

Daveysil15 · 29-09-2014 08:16PM

creolebelle wrote: »

Now that's just gross

Not at all. Whatever floats the boat and all that.

Grandeeod · 29-09-2014 08:20PM

Can we change the thread title to.....

Do married women enjoy giving BJ's to their husbands anymore?

Mariasofia · 29-09-2014 08:23PM

Grandeeod wrote: »

Can we change the thread title to.....

Do married women enjoy giving BJ's to their husbands anymore?

Why do you think women smile so much going up the aisle.......they know theyve just given their last one....... :-D

Daveysil15 · 29-09-2014 08:27PM

That's it, I'm never getting married. It's bad enough having to listen to cringey best man speeches, but knowing the fellatio is going to end would be fierce depressing.

Quazzie · 29-09-2014 08:29PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

That's it, I'm never getting married. It's bad enough having to listen to cringey best man speeches, but knowing the fellatio is going to end would be fierce depressing.

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Only a cúnt of a woman would think like that.

Mariasofia · 29-09-2014 08:31PM

Quazzie wrote: »

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Only a cúnt of a woman would think like that.

And only someone who needs/never got one would fail to see a joke......just saying.

Quazzie · 29-09-2014 08:33PM

Mariasofia wrote: »

And only someone who needs/never got one would fail to see a joke......just saying.

You might have been joking, but it does happen.

Czarcasm · 29-09-2014 08:36PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

That's it, I'm never getting married. It's bad enough having to listen to cringey best man speeches, but knowing the fellatio is going to end would be fierce depressing.

You can always wrap the bridesmaids thighs around your ears to muffle out the sound of the speeches!

Daveysil15 · 29-09-2014 08:40PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

You can always wrap the bridesmaids thighs around your ears to muffle out the sound of the speeches!

If only I'd thought of that a couple of months ago at my cousins wedding.

JacquesDeLad · 29-09-2014 08:41PM

If people insist on calling it a Blow Job then I think reciprocal act should be referred to as a Lick Internship.

oldyouth · 29-09-2014 08:44PM

Quazzie wrote: »

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Only a cúnt of a woman would think like that.

One of the worst comments/attempt at humour I have read on Boards

Grandeeod · 29-09-2014 08:45PM

JacquesDeLad wrote: »

If people insist on calling it a Blow Job then I think reciprocal act should be referred to as a Lick Internship.

Interesting point, but do we really need to start that debate here and now? Internships seem to last longer than jobs these days and the aforementioned is way off the mark in terms of "job" description.

Czarcasm · 29-09-2014 08:58PM

Grandeeod wrote: »

Interesting point, but do we really need to start that debate here and now? Internships seem to last longer than jobs these days and the aforementioned is way off the mark in terms of "job" description.

A "jobs ridge" scream?

0byme75341jo28 · 29-09-2014 09:02PM

Quazzie wrote: »

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Only a cúnt of a woman would think like that.

That comment is a disgrace.

Retract it please.

Quazzie · 29-09-2014 09:03PM

oldyouth wrote: »

One of the worst comments/attempt at humour I have read on Boards

Cool, tell us more tales of your travels through the site.

Denver High Sugar wrote: »

That comment is a disgrace.

Retract it please.

Why?

0byme75341jo28 · 29-09-2014 09:05PM

Quazzie wrote: »

Why?

I found it offensive.

Quazzie · 29-09-2014 09:08PM

Denver High Sugar wrote: »

I found it offensive.

Are you a woman who decided that they would deny their partner sexual pleasure because you snared him into getting married?

If not then it's not aimed at you so I don't understand why you are offended.

V.W.L 11 · 29-09-2014 09:08PM

So long since I got a BJ god only knows what would happen if I got one at this stage "it ain't my thing" was her reply once:rolleyes:

Do women enjoy giving BJ's?

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