Living in a small town

Nomis21 · 28-09-2014 01:07AM #1

I moved into an isolated cottage near small town in the country about 2 hours drive from Dublin, about three years ago. I didn't know anyone when I moved here (I still don't) so I joined couchsurfing so I would have some company to pass the time as I have retired from work.

I only accept couchsurfing requests from females to stay at my house because I feel safer doing that and I have had over 200 girls stay at my house from 40 countries over the three years. Last week a garda car followed me and a chinese couchsurfing girl to my house and then asked both of us what we were doing, although we were doing nothing suspicious.

Would you be concerned if a stranger moved into town and was continually seen with different girls less than half his age living in his house? Is this really a reason to alert the Guards?

BoJack Horseman · 28-09-2014 01:09AM

Really what the reader is wondering is how many of your lady guests have you fernagled into sleeping with you?

The Moldy Gowl · 28-09-2014 01:10AM

Have you shifted any?

Tail Docker · 28-09-2014 01:11AM

You auld divil..

kneemos · 28-09-2014 01:14AM

Ho Ho Ho.

TheEnigma · 28-09-2014 01:14AM

We don't get police cars in my town land though we do get the odd donkey let loose around the gaa pitch

Satriale · 28-09-2014 01:15AM

i havent been home for months, but the mother told me the cops paid you a visit.

kneemos · 28-09-2014 01:15AM

Nomis21 wrote: »

I moved into an isolated cottage near small town in the country about 2 hours drive from Dublin, about three years ago. I didn't know anyone when I moved here (I still don't) so I joined couchsurfing so I would have some company to pass the time as I have retired from work.

I only accept couchsurfing requests from females to stay at my house because I feel safer doing that and I have had over 200 girls stay at my house from 40 countries over the three years. Last week a garda car followed me and a chinese couchsurfing girl to my house and then asked both of us what we were doing, although we were doing nothing suspicious.

Would you be concerned if a stranger moved into town and was continually seen with different girls less than half his age living in his house? Is this really a reason to alert the Guards?

Bet they think you're running a brothel.

Nomis21 · 28-09-2014 01:16AM

BoJack Horseman wrote: »

Really what the reader is wondering is how many of your lady guests have you fernagled into sleeping with you?

I am interested in readers thoughts about whether I would be cause for suspicion but if you really need to know, I don't mind answering your question.

I never suggest or even talk about that subject with my guests. That's why so many have left positive reviews and I have so many requests.

But...

About 5 or 6 of my guests did ask to sleep with me and I slept with three of them, one of whom I had a year long relationship.

bb1234567 · 28-09-2014 01:16AM

I wouldnt call the police on you but I would never trust you and Id think you were up to something suspicious. The fact that theyre foreign makes it more suspicious too

Satriale · 28-09-2014 01:17AM

Nomis21 wrote: »

I am interested in readers thoughts about whether I would be cause for suspicion but if you really need to know, I don't mind answering your question.

I never suggest or even talk about that subject with my guests. That's why so many have left positive reviews and I have so many requests.

But...

About 5 or 6 of my guests did ask to sleep with me and I slept with three of them, one of whom I had a year long relationship.

What were their reviews like?

maryishere · 28-09-2014 01:24AM

Nomis21 wrote: »

About 5 or 6 of my guests did ask to sleep with me and I slept with three of them, one of whom I had a year long relationship.

what were the other 2 or 3 like?

Banjo String · 28-09-2014 01:26AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVGOWQzt3-Y

krudler · 28-09-2014 01:26AM

I'll things that never happened for $500 Alex.

Thoie · 28-09-2014 01:27AM

I'd assume you were running a brothel, or involved in sex trafficking somehow. I'm not entirely sure how you persuade people otherwise, short of wandering into the garda station saying "I'm not a pimp" If you do that, can you video the response?

Maybe print out some info about couchsurfing to have to hand if the gardaí ever do call.

Tail Docker · 28-09-2014 01:30AM

I'm sticking with my original bid of " ya auld divil ya"

Nomis21 · 28-09-2014 01:34AM

Satriale wrote: »

What were their reviews like?

OK, why not...

"XXX hosted me over and over again during my long stay, thing that I'm very grateful for. So,Yes,travelers,he's a great guy to send a request to. But this is not what's important, after all.
XXX himself is important. Cause he's such a genuine person in his interactions, so it's impossible to interact otherwise but genuinely with him. And that's why I'm so happy to have meet and to have Seen him, beyond all the roles that we all play at certain points

I remember a specific situation that I'd like to share:) I was going through hell at some point, slowly sinking, and XXX was there. And i mean he was there, there for me. With what I now identify as his general life attitude. That is..: 'You can either choose to go deep into hell, let your ****ty live context become you, or you can accept that it happen, refuse to be brought down by it and just build yourself a happy present moment!'
And it helped, you helped, XXX, Thank You! I'm happy to think about you as my friend"

I liked her too

Filmer Paradise · 28-09-2014 01:38AM

OP. You started a thread to boast about 200 girls staying in your house & you seem to equate this to life in a small Irish town.

Feck off wit yerself now.

Nomis21 · 28-09-2014 01:41AM

Filmer Paradise wrote: »

OP. You started a thread to boast about 200 girls staying in your house & you seem to equate this to life in a small Irish town.

Feck off wit yerself now.

Ok I'm bored. Is that a crime? This is AH, lets keep it light please.

Molester Stallone II · 28-09-2014 01:42AM

OP has the mickey wanked off himself with all these Asian chicks floating thru his front door......jammy barsteward

kneemos · 28-09-2014 01:42AM

Nomis21 wrote: »

I moved into an isolated cottage near small town in the country about 2 hours drive from Dublin, about three years ago. I didn't know anyone when I moved here (I still don't) so I joined couchsurfing so I would have some company to pass the time as I have retired from work.

I only accept couchsurfing requests from females to stay at my house because I feel safer doing that and I have had over 200 girls stay at my house from 40 countries over the three years. Last week a garda car followed me and a chinese couchsurfing girl to my house and then asked both of us what we were doing, although we were doing nothing suspicious.

Would you be concerned if a stranger moved into town and was continually seen with different girls less than half his age living in his house? Is this really a reason to alert the Guards?

If you don't know anybody people are going to be suspicious and jump to conclusions.

Filmer Paradise · 28-09-2014 01:45AM

Nomis21 wrote: »

Ok I'm bored. Is that a crime? This is AH, lets keep it light please.

Keep it somewhat realistic.

200 birds in 3 years. In an Irish village?

You need to contact Bord Failte & show them how to do marketing!

28-09-2014 01:45AM

I've been to many a small town in Ireland and had a very relaxing time and a very friendly atmosphere.

If only for the traffic.

Merkin · 28-09-2014 01:53AM

So you live in an isolated cottage in Ballygobackwards and in the last three years you've had two hundred female guests stay with you? That averages at a different guest roughly every five days? Rrrrrrrright.

Nomis21 · 28-09-2014 02:00AM

Merkin wrote: »

So you live in an isolated cottage in Ballygobackwards and in the last three years you've had two hundred female guests stay with you? That averages at a different guest roughly every five days? Rrrrrrrright.

It is actually a very rare night that no one is staying here. Often two separate guests will be here at the same time and the average stay is two nights but often longer.

Canis Lupus · 28-09-2014 02:24AM

You have hidden cameras set up in the bedroom right?

lau1247 · 28-09-2014 02:53AM

Nomis21 wrote: »

I moved into an isolated cottage near small town in the country about 2 hours drive from Dublin, about three years ago. I didn't know anyone when I moved here (I still don't) so I joined couchsurfing so I would have some company to pass the time as I have retired from work.

I only accept couchsurfing requests from females to stay at my house because I feel safer doing that and I have had over 200 girls stay at my house from 40 countries over the three years. Last week a garda car followed me and a chinese couchsurfing girl to my house and then asked both of us what we were doing, although we were doing nothing suspicious.

Would you be concerned if a stranger moved into town and was continually seen with different girls less than half his age living in his house? Is this really a reason to alert the Guards?

Even if the guards were alerted, you have your alibi right.. That's all that matters. Just show them the testimonials/feedback you got.. Do no crime, do no time

So this is a new way to stay with someone for free you say eh?

The Backwards Man · 28-09-2014 03:40AM

*googles couch surfing*

biko · 28-09-2014 05:29AM

What life is like growing up in small town..

"Nothing changes here very much. You used to say it never will. The pubs are all full on Friday nights. And things get started still. "