Ever had relations with a relation?

Molester Stallone II · 26-09-2014 10:51PM

Fat Christy wrote: »

Two brothers taking turns fcuking the sister? Oh gawd.

Yeah, why not just spit roast her like a normal pair of brothers

BoJack Horseman · 26-09-2014 10:51PM

Fat Christy wrote: »

You mentioned the county I was born and reared in, fcuker! :mad:

I'm sorry to hear that someone reared you in Wexford.

Sodomy is just awfull.

Fat Christy · 26-09-2014 10:58PM

BoJack Horseman wrote: »

I'm sorry to hear that someone reared you in Wexford.

Sodomy is just awfull.

Heeeeyyyyy! What's wrong with sodomy? :mad:

P.S: I'm not from Wexford although I do like Wexford strawberries.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 26-09-2014 11:44PM

There's a girl in the town I'm from that had a child with her father. The child was taken into care, and the father was locked up too but I'm not sure if it was rape as the daughter protested at the time he had done nothing wrong, and was all over Facebook telling the world he shouldn't have been in jail.

TheBeardedLady · 26-09-2014 11:48PM

Jaysus Ireland! I love ye but I'm scarla' for ye! Hide this thread before de fardners see it!

Littlehorny · 26-09-2014 11:53PM

Knew of a girl who had a relationship with her uncle and had a couple of kids with him. Yer man's nickname round the town was The Duncle .

Why always me · 26-09-2014 11:56PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

A younger friend in work about 5 years ago told me that she went to stay with another friend of hers down the country for the night. Anyway, the two girls went out for the night to the local town. When they got back they were both fairly pissed so fell into bed (two singles in the same room). She woke up during the night to hear someone having sex with her mate in bed beside her. And the mate was all out of her head drunk but 'OMG, that's amazing, give it to me harder'. And then this guy bursts into the room and goes all 'What the hell are you at, it's my turn tonight'. And she lay there as your woman's two brothers broke the head off each other in the yard for the next hour. She said she got up in the morning, didn't make eye contact with her friend and just drove home.

I know that all sounds utterly mental, but she's a really honest person and was totally ashamed to be even telling the story.

That's all I've got.

It was prob just a prank, they might of hated your friend , she arrived without biscuits and never bought a drink all night, your friend is wrong here, Nah only joking, that's just plain wrong

Deank · 26-09-2014 11:59PM

Fat Christy wrote: »

Heeeeyyyyy! What's wrong with sodomy? :mad:

P.S: I'm not from Wexford although I do like Wexford strawberries.

Sodomy though:rolleyes:

Fat Christy · 27-09-2014 12:01AM

Deank wrote: »

Sodomy though:rolleyes:

What's wrong with it?

Lube it up and horse it in, be gggggrrrrraaaaannnnnnddddddd.

dd972 · 27-09-2014 12:03AM

5 pages in on this thread and still not one joke alluding to Tr....

..no, stop there

fleet_admiral · 27-09-2014 12:05AM

Fairly normal in Cark I would imagine

Deank · 27-09-2014 12:11AM

Fat Christy wrote: »

What's wrong with it?

Lube it up and horse it in, be gggggrrrrraaaaannnnnnddddddd.

Deank recommends you should see a mental health professional

Fat Christy · 27-09-2014 12:12AM

Deank wrote: »

Deank recommends you should see a mental health professional

:rolleyes:

See ya later Vanilla.

BMJD · 27-09-2014 12:13AM

dd972 wrote: »

5 pages in on this thread and still not one joke alluding to Tr....

..no, stop there

**** it, Tralee is a weird ****in place

walshyp · 27-09-2014 12:18AM

If Susan Boyle was my own mother, I'd still **** her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and say that it ain't mine.

I'd do anything with a pulse, relation or not!

Mr. Incognito · 27-09-2014 12:21AM

walshyp wrote: »

If Susan Boyle was my own mother, I'd still **** her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and say that it ain't mine.

I'd do anything with a pulse, relation or not!

Pulse? Nice Eminem plagarism.

Why always me · 27-09-2014 12:22AM

walshyp wrote: »

If Susan Boyle was my own mother, I'd still **** her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and say that it ain't mine.

I'd do anything with a pulse, relation or not!

Oh cop on. Susan boyle is to old to have kids.

BMJD · 27-09-2014 12:25AM

walshyp wrote: »

If Susan Boyle was my own mother, I'd still **** her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and say that it ain't mine.

I'd do anything with a pulse, relation or not!

edgy

Deank · 27-09-2014 12:33AM

walshyp wrote: »

If Susan Boyle was my own mother, I'd still **** her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and say that it ain't mine.

I'd do anything with a pulse, relation or not!

Ahahahahaha.

Don't forget your blanky.

_Whimsical_ · 27-09-2014 12:33AM

I know someone who is married to her adopted cousin.

It's all legally and biologically sound but still it's the kind of psychological leap that I don't think I could comfortably make myself.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 27-09-2014 01:13AM

Fat Christy wrote: »

:rolleyes:

See ya later Vanilla.

I used to have a gay best friend who used to call me Vanilla due to my horror at the thoughts of being fisted. Haven't heard that expression since!

diograis · 27-09-2014 01:23AM

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Fairly normal in Cark I would imagine

Not that I've noticed, I must be going round the wrong social circles then

--LOS-- · 27-09-2014 04:10AM

That dress is definitely too sexy for your sister

suicide_circus · 27-09-2014 08:07AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I used to have a gay best friend who used to call me Vanilla due to my horror at the thoughts of being fisted. Haven't heard that expression since!

Ah yes, the gays and their fisting

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 27-09-2014 08:36AM

suicide_circus wrote: »

Ah yes, the gays and their fisting

I don't know if he ever ... Opened up that much, I'm not sure it's even possible, but he wasn't put off the idea. Not in the slightest!

crazygeryy · 27-09-2014 08:43AM

suicide_circus wrote: »

Ah yes, the gays and their fisting

Indeed,you couldn't be up to them.

Molester Stallone II · 27-09-2014 08:49AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I don't know if he ever ... Opened up that much, I'm not sure it's even possible, but he wasn't put off the idea. Not in the slightest!

This guy would be popular

Fat Christy · 27-09-2014 11:54AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I used to have a gay best friend who used to call me Vanilla due to my horror at the thoughts of being fisted. Haven't heard that expression since!

No way in hell would I let anyone fist me!! Christ almighty why would you want to stretch your vagina like that?

Nuh-uh.

Doris300 · 27-09-2014 12:40PM

Nothing wrong with wincest.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 27-09-2014 12:53PM

Fat Christy wrote: »

No way in hell would I let anyone fist me!! Christ almighty why would you want to stretch your vagina like that?

Nuh-uh.

Congrats, you're vanilla too

Ever had relations with a relation?

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